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Rana Ijaz New Funny Video | Standup Comedy By Rana Ijaz | Rana Ijaz #comedy #ranaijazfunnyvideo

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00:00Oh my god, you are about $2.85,000.

00:02Shihak sahab, if you don't have a phone call,

00:05then you don't have to pay for anything,

00:07or whatever, or not.

00:09If you don't have a phone call,

00:11or you don't have a phone call,

00:13I don't know.

00:14Assalamualaikum.

00:15I'm going to give you all the money.

00:17Yes, sir.

00:18Is everything clean?

00:20Yes, sir.

00:21What is it?

00:22Yes, it's clean.

00:26It's very clean.

00:28It's clean.

00:29I don't have a phone call.

00:35Yes, sir.

00:37It's okay.

00:38It's good.

00:39Mashallah.

00:40Come on.

00:41It's clean.

00:42It's clean.

00:43It's clean.

00:45It's clean.

00:46It's clean.

00:47It's clean.

00:49It's clean.

00:51It's a motorcycle.

00:53It's clean.

00:55Yes, sir.

00:57It's clean.

00:58I don't know if it's clean.

01:00It's clean.

01:01Yeah, but we're not.

01:02Okay, it's clean.

01:03It's clean.

01:04I don't know if I'm going to get it.

01:05It's clean.

01:06Yeah, sir.

01:07Well, I'll take this.

01:08Yes, sir.

01:09I'll take it.

01:10Yeah, sir.

01:11I'll take it.

01:12It's nice to see the stripe.

01:13It's easy to take it down.

01:14Let me get it.

01:16Yes, sir.

01:18Yes, that's right.

01:22That's right.

01:24Now, the ball is not going to be a baller.

01:28Why?

01:30The first time, I was watching a movie,

01:34I was watching a movie, and I was watching a movie.

01:37I was watching a movie.

01:39Then, I got a VCR.

01:42Then, I got a VCP.

01:44Then, I got a cable.

01:46Then, I got a phone call and I got a phone call.

01:51I got a phone call and I got a phone call.

01:56That's a good thing.

01:58I got a phone call.

02:00I got a phone call.

02:03Yes, yes.

02:04My dad is my brother.

02:07I saw a drama like Anna Kala Jain.

02:10Yes, yes.

02:12Heute is the big time that he just left.

02:14He will say he will leave school now.

02:17That's it, that's it.

02:18As she is a great guy.

02:21Now I know that people are going to make a baby.

02:24Yeah, yeah.

02:25Whenever someone is a baby, then there will be a baby.

02:29It will be a baby, no doubt.

02:30Now, tomorrow I will get a baby and I will get a baby.

02:35I will take a baby and get a baby.

02:38Make a clean

02:42and only do you see the dramatic

02:44then you see go

02:45then you are correct at night

02:47so don't you get to know yourself

02:48I say I don't have to fight

02:50then we will do this and then we will do this

02:52then after that

02:54How old was your mother?

02:56My father was old for 112

02:58then you said, how do you get the tension?

03:01How old was it?

03:02Why did you not get up by 2 or 3

03:03after that, you went up again

03:05just standing here

03:07does not have any time?

03:09Yes, it is.

03:11Yes, yes, yes.

03:13Is it clean?

03:15Yes, yes.

03:17Then, it is the final moment.

03:21It is the final moment.

03:23It is the final moment.

03:25We will do our own business.

03:27See, God has done it.

03:29Why do we do it?

03:31Give us.

03:33I will do it.

03:35With a more clean, I don't want to make a thing.

03:38My friends, they took me to work on a drama,

03:42and I took my own clothes myself,

03:44and I was just cleaning my clothes.

03:46And I didn't want to clean my clothes.

03:48And I didn't want to take my clothes.

03:50And I didn't want to take my clothes clothes,

03:52and I felt like my wife,

03:53and I was just cleaning my clothes.

03:54And I didn't want to take my clothes.

03:55What was the clothes you gave me?

03:56No, nothing.

03:57But no one didn't want to take it.

03:59Don't you give me a gift or a father?

04:01No, no, no.

04:03My wife.

04:04I said that when I was very tired, I would have to take a shower and take a shower.

04:07Then I would have to sit and catch my dad.

04:10Why are you doing my dad's age?

04:13I'm going to show you my dad's hair.

04:16I'll show you my dad's hair.

04:18This is clean.

04:20Look, look.

04:21You're my dad's hair.

04:23Come, look.

04:24You're my dad's hair?

04:25Okay, look.

04:26This is my dad's hair.

04:28He's going to clean.

04:29He's going to the wall.

04:30He's going to the wall.

04:32Oh my god!

04:34Dad, you put my hat on my hat.

04:36Dad, you put my hat on my hat.

04:38Now, look.

04:40There are many people who are watching.

04:42Oh, there's a tree.

04:44Oh, there's a tree.

04:46Oh, there's a tree.

04:48Oh, I'm not going to die.

04:50We're going to sit clean.

04:52I'm not going to die.

04:54I'm going to die.

04:56I'm going to die.

04:58Dad, I'm going to die.

05:00I'm going to die.

05:02Dad, you're going to die.

05:04Dad, you're going to die.

05:06No, you're going to die.

05:08I mean, you have to clean them.

05:10Here, there are two or four.

05:12Here, there are two.

05:14Here, there are two.

05:16No, I'm going to die.

05:18No, I'm going to die.

05:20Oh no!

05:22You need to clean them.

05:24But you don't have to clean them.

05:26I'm going to that drama.

05:28My husband, my husband, I'm going to die.

05:30They can't you.

05:32I'm going to die.

05:33I'm going to die.

05:34You're going to die.

05:35My husband, I'm going to die.

05:36I'm going to die.

05:37I've been to eat.

05:38I know the dog that we've been there

05:39I've been to meet.

05:40I've been to receivers.

05:41We've been to a group of people,

05:42and people,

05:44there are no roboches.

05:45We've been to the local store.

05:46There's nothing to eat.

05:47We've been to the public.

05:48When you continue to have to eat.

05:49I want to listen to all the drames in my life and then my work is done like how to handle it.

05:57How to handle it, how to do it, how to handle it.

05:59These are all drames in my life.

06:01My dad has 112 years and has nothing to handle it.

06:05You don't have to handle it?

06:06You don't have to handle it?

06:08What does your child look like?

06:10You don't have to give the two people.

06:14You can put it in a place and then you can put it in a place.

06:18There are two people who have fallen in front of me.

06:20My father told me that he will fall in front of me and he will fall in front of me.

06:26My father told me that he will fall in front of me.

06:29Oh no!

06:29I told him that he will not clean, then he will fall in front of me.

06:32Oh my God, you are done.

06:33Oh my God, you are done. I am done in the drama.

06:36Yes.

06:36My father told me that he will stay in front of me.

06:38Why are you trying to do this?

06:42So, this is like a silk belt.

06:46You are done.

06:47My father will not be done.

06:49How do you see him?

06:51He will take a belt.

06:52You will take a seat belt or take a seat belt.

06:56How do you take a seat belt?

06:59A seat belt is very important.

07:01The father is now turning.

07:03He is going to be sad.

07:05He will take a belt and put a seat belt in front of me.

07:09The earth is on the floor.

07:11He is on the floor.

07:13He is on the floor.

07:15He can clean the pot.

07:17Clean the water is full of wood.

07:19How do you know how to get rid of it?

07:20Oh no!

07:21We will do this, they will get M-Tag.

07:23Yes, you will get the motorway.

07:25Then the motorway will not be asked.

07:27Go and come.

07:28What's the trolley?

07:30What's the trolley?

07:32What's the trolley?

07:34What's the trolley?

07:35Daddy, get it!

07:36I don't like that.

07:39Daddy says you get it.

07:40I'm there.

07:41I like it.

07:44I like it.

07:46Where are you?

07:50No, he's going to put that down for the fave.

07:54Wow, he's going to be better than that.

07:57What?

07:58He's going to beat that into the fave.

08:03He's going to break water.

08:07I see it, he's going to break the fave.

08:09What's your age?

08:11Look, the big man is sitting here.

08:13Look, his life has been 6 months, 2 years.

08:17He's going to be happy with us.

08:19Don't worry, what's your age?

08:22He's going to die, he's going to fight.

08:29He's going to get up, or is he going to get up?

08:31Clean?

08:32No, no, he's going to get up.

08:35Oh, no.

08:36What do you mean?

08:36Yes, he's going to get up in the 40s.

08:39He's going to get up in the 40s.

08:40He's going to get up in the 40s.

08:41He's going to get up in the 40s.

08:44Clean?

08:44Get up.

08:45What's your name?

08:48I'm going to get this 15 minutes.

08:51What?

08:53Then when he gets to the house,

08:55he's going to get out and get the camera.

08:57What's it doing?

08:58My father says that I'm going to go.

09:00What's that?

09:01My mother's son.

09:02He says that I'm going to go.

09:04I'm going to go.

09:05I'm going to go.

09:07What?

09:08That's the same thing.

09:10I don't know how much my father was.

09:13How many years he was?

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10:04and then the daddy's shock will be full.

10:06And he is like, daddy's got a nutty.

10:08Take a bite.

10:11I'm like, daddy's got a nutty.

10:12And daddy's got a nutty.

10:14I'm like, I'm a nutty.

10:18I'm not a nutty.

10:19I'm going to ask him,

10:21I'm going to enjoy daddy's.

10:22I mean, you could have a battery bootry,

10:24or 4-4-4-4-5-4-4-4?

10:25No, no battery bootry.

10:26It's going to be a patrol.

10:27Okay.

10:27It's going to be a gas station.

10:28That's right.

10:29Clutch, clutch, break, race.

10:32Yes, that's right.

10:33That the race will get the race?

10:35No, you will get the clutch too.

10:36Here it will be 4 rouxs.

10:38That's how it will be manual?

10:40No.

10:41The first one will be a slancer.

10:43Here.

10:44Okay.

10:44I'll give you the advice that dad will get the case.

10:48Here it will be.

10:49Here it will be.

10:50It's not bad, dad is a problem.

10:53Auto.

10:53That's not good.

10:54That's not bad.

10:56No, it's not bad.

10:57That's good.

10:58That's bad.

10:59That's bad.

11:01That's good.

11:01Oh, clean-up!

11:04Clean-up!

11:06You get a steering.

11:07You get a break or race.

11:10You get a filter-up.

11:11But you get a button!

11:13So, take.

11:16You're afraid of it.

11:18I'm afraid of it.

11:19That's the case of a boy who sends us

11:22here always.

11:25It's...

11:27They come from a heart,

11:30I can complete it.

11:32What did this happen?

11:34The boy just noticed the drama was that the kids were taking a taste of the meal.

11:39They went to the bathroom and the milk and the milk.

11:44They went clean.

11:46When I was cleaning and went to the bathroom,

11:52when I was cleaning my own cook,

11:55he would do it clean or do I go to the bathroom?

11:57No, it was cleaned up in the bag.

12:00The doctor said 1 kg of meat and 2 kg of garlic.

12:07It was cleaned.

12:08It was cleaned.

12:09It was cleaned.

12:11He put it in the house.

12:13He put it there.

12:14He put it in the house.

12:16He said to clean it again.

12:17Do not do that.

12:19Let me give it just like this.

12:21Hi!

12:23I am your mother to step back and mache the perfume when I was for this family.

12:27Yes.

12:28Hannah?

12:29Hannah?

12:30Yes.

12:31Me, I have no idea.

12:33No, I don't have anything.

12:34No!

12:36I told her, she is a good family.

12:37She is a good father, my father died.

12:41Another one, I have no idea.

12:44Daddy died.

12:46She is my mother.

12:47We don't have to clean the world, we have to clean the room.

12:51We don't clean the room, we don't clean the room.

12:54You see the TV.

12:56You see the TV.

12:59The hair is like a baby.

13:02The back is too small, for example, the baby is too small.

13:06The back is too small.

13:08The back is too small.

13:12I'm not going to get it.

13:14No, I'm not going to get it.

13:16You can start the steering wheel?

13:18Yes, the steering wheel is gone.

13:20Yes, the gear came.

13:22Did your dad get a cigarette?

13:24No.

13:25Did you keep the dashboard?

13:26No.

13:27Did you drink water?

13:28No.

13:29Then it was a hot water.

13:31It was a hot water.

13:33It was a hot water.

13:35When the dad came out, he had clean water.

13:38When the dad came out,

13:40he was going to put the water in the water.

13:42That's fine.

13:44I'm good, no problem.

13:46Why should we do this?

13:47Did you not know where to get out?

13:49Dude, you're gonna be warm,

13:51you're gonna be warm first.

13:52I'm gonna be warm now.

13:54Then you're warm.

13:55Dude, I'm gonna be like,

13:56how am I being married,

13:58I'm gonna be your daughter.

14:00I'm gonna be doing you by the way.

14:03I'm not gonna be the same.

14:05No, it's not like that.

14:07You're the same.

14:09I have no sex.

14:11What number?

14:13What rate was it?

14:14He said his dad got a Suzuki, FX, Jinni and Umbara.

14:19Who would he go?

14:20Oh.

14:23If he would run away, he would run away from the dad, he would have gone.

14:26That's my story.

14:29If he would get a disowned or if he would he would get his head to the mother's head.

14:39I'd never run away from the clean part.

14:40He is going to make his head.

14:42I want to go out there.

14:44I have no idea how to go out there.

14:46If you couldn't go out there.

14:48If you couldn't get out of there.

14:50That's what I'm saying.

14:52If you couldn't get out of there.

14:55Oh no.

14:56You're right.

14:58You're wrong.

15:00You're getting out of there.

15:02You're not going to get out of here.

15:04You're doing anything.

15:06You're giving it to me.

15:09I told him that all the materials were taken from Japan.

15:15He said, okay, it won't be bad.

15:17It won't be bad.

15:18It won't be bad.

15:19It won't be bad.

15:20It won't be bad.

15:21It won't be bad.

15:22Yes.

15:23The clutch plate, the brake, the leather.

15:29Leather?

15:30Oh, it's sad.

15:31It's like this.

15:32It's like this.

15:33It's like this.

15:34It's like this.

15:35It's like this.

15:37It's like this.

15:38You're f***ing.

15:40You're f***ing a day.

15:41You're f***ing my mingles.

15:43I'm swimming in my belly.

15:44Your teeth are not temples.

15:45Now, i'm gonna have a heart.

15:47Right, I'm a little heart of you.

15:48You're f***ing a day.

15:49Go away and get the sword.

15:50Go away and get the sword.

15:52You're f***ing.

15:53Go away and get the sword.

15:55Her den hip.

15:57You're f***ing, you're f***ing.

15:59Get the sword.

16:01Where to go or get it?

16:03You're f***ing.

16:05I'm the one who is making a drama movie.

16:09You, I'm the one who is making a film,

16:13I'm the one who is making a movie.

16:17I'm the one who I am.

16:19I'm the one who's worth it.

16:21I'm the one who has a movie.

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