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00:00Oh my god, you are about $2.85,000.
00:02Shihak sahab, if you don't have a phone call,
00:05then you don't have to pay for anything,
00:07or whatever, or not.
00:09If you don't have a phone call,
00:11or you don't have a phone call,
00:13I don't know.
00:14Assalamualaikum.
00:15I'm going to give you all the money.
00:17Yes, sir.
00:18Is everything clean?
00:20Yes, sir.
00:21What is it?
00:22Yes, it's clean.
00:26It's very clean.
00:28It's clean.
00:29I don't have a phone call.
00:35Yes, sir.
00:37It's okay.
00:38It's good.
00:39Mashallah.
00:40Come on.
00:41It's clean.
00:42It's clean.
00:43It's clean.
00:45It's clean.
00:46It's clean.
00:47It's clean.
00:49It's clean.
00:51It's a motorcycle.
00:53It's clean.
00:55Yes, sir.
00:57It's clean.
00:58I don't know if it's clean.
01:00It's clean.
01:01Yeah, but we're not.
01:02Okay, it's clean.
01:03It's clean.
01:04I don't know if I'm going to get it.
01:05It's clean.
01:06Yeah, sir.
01:07Well, I'll take this.
01:08Yes, sir.
01:09I'll take it.
01:10Yeah, sir.
01:11I'll take it.
01:12It's nice to see the stripe.
01:13It's easy to take it down.
01:14Let me get it.
01:16Yes, sir.
01:18Yes, that's right.
01:22That's right.
01:24Now, the ball is not going to be a baller.
01:28Why?
01:30The first time, I was watching a movie,
01:34I was watching a movie, and I was watching a movie.
01:37I was watching a movie.
01:39Then, I got a VCR.
01:42Then, I got a VCP.
01:44Then, I got a cable.
01:46Then, I got a phone call and I got a phone call.
01:51I got a phone call and I got a phone call.
01:56That's a good thing.
01:58I got a phone call.
02:00I got a phone call.
02:03Yes, yes.
02:04My dad is my brother.
02:07I saw a drama like Anna Kala Jain.
02:10Yes, yes.
02:12Heute is the big time that he just left.
02:14He will say he will leave school now.
02:17That's it, that's it.
02:18As she is a great guy.
02:21Now I know that people are going to make a baby.
02:24Yeah, yeah.
02:25Whenever someone is a baby, then there will be a baby.
02:29It will be a baby, no doubt.
02:30Now, tomorrow I will get a baby and I will get a baby.
02:35I will take a baby and get a baby.
02:38Make a clean
02:42and only do you see the dramatic
02:44then you see go
02:45then you are correct at night
02:47so don't you get to know yourself
02:48I say I don't have to fight
02:50then we will do this and then we will do this
02:52then after that
02:54How old was your mother?
02:56My father was old for 112
02:58then you said, how do you get the tension?
03:01How old was it?
03:02Why did you not get up by 2 or 3
03:03after that, you went up again
03:05just standing here
03:07does not have any time?
03:09Yes, it is.
03:11Yes, yes, yes.
03:13Is it clean?
03:15Yes, yes.
03:17Then, it is the final moment.
03:21It is the final moment.
03:23It is the final moment.
03:25We will do our own business.
03:27See, God has done it.
03:29Why do we do it?
03:31Give us.
03:33I will do it.
03:35With a more clean, I don't want to make a thing.
03:38My friends, they took me to work on a drama,
03:42and I took my own clothes myself,
03:44and I was just cleaning my clothes.
03:46And I didn't want to clean my clothes.
03:48And I didn't want to take my clothes.
03:50And I didn't want to take my clothes clothes,
03:52and I felt like my wife,
03:53and I was just cleaning my clothes.
03:54And I didn't want to take my clothes.
03:55What was the clothes you gave me?
03:56No, nothing.
03:57But no one didn't want to take it.
03:59Don't you give me a gift or a father?
04:01No, no, no.
04:03My wife.
04:04I said that when I was very tired, I would have to take a shower and take a shower.
04:07Then I would have to sit and catch my dad.
04:10Why are you doing my dad's age?
04:13I'm going to show you my dad's hair.
04:16I'll show you my dad's hair.
04:18This is clean.
04:20Look, look.
04:21You're my dad's hair.
04:23Come, look.
04:24You're my dad's hair?
04:25Okay, look.
04:26This is my dad's hair.
04:28He's going to clean.
04:29He's going to the wall.
04:30He's going to the wall.
04:32Oh my god!
04:34Dad, you put my hat on my hat.
04:36Dad, you put my hat on my hat.
04:38Now, look.
04:40There are many people who are watching.
04:42Oh, there's a tree.
04:44Oh, there's a tree.
04:46Oh, there's a tree.
04:48Oh, I'm not going to die.
04:50We're going to sit clean.
04:52I'm not going to die.
04:54I'm going to die.
04:56I'm going to die.
04:58Dad, I'm going to die.
05:00I'm going to die.
05:02Dad, you're going to die.
05:04Dad, you're going to die.
05:06No, you're going to die.
05:08I mean, you have to clean them.
05:10Here, there are two or four.
05:12Here, there are two.
05:14Here, there are two.
05:16No, I'm going to die.
05:18No, I'm going to die.
05:20Oh no!
05:22You need to clean them.
05:24But you don't have to clean them.
05:26I'm going to that drama.
05:28My husband, my husband, I'm going to die.
05:30They can't you.
05:32I'm going to die.
05:33I'm going to die.
05:34You're going to die.
05:35My husband, I'm going to die.
05:36I'm going to die.
05:37I've been to eat.
05:38I know the dog that we've been there
05:39I've been to meet.
05:40I've been to receivers.
05:41We've been to a group of people,
05:42and people,
05:44there are no roboches.
05:45We've been to the local store.
05:46There's nothing to eat.
05:47We've been to the public.
05:48When you continue to have to eat.
05:49I want to listen to all the drames in my life and then my work is done like how to handle it.
05:57How to handle it, how to do it, how to handle it.
05:59These are all drames in my life.
06:01My dad has 112 years and has nothing to handle it.
06:05You don't have to handle it?
06:06You don't have to handle it?
06:08What does your child look like?
06:10You don't have to give the two people.
06:14You can put it in a place and then you can put it in a place.
06:18There are two people who have fallen in front of me.
06:20My father told me that he will fall in front of me and he will fall in front of me.
06:26My father told me that he will fall in front of me.
06:29Oh no!
06:29I told him that he will not clean, then he will fall in front of me.
06:32Oh my God, you are done.
06:33Oh my God, you are done. I am done in the drama.
06:36Yes.
06:36My father told me that he will stay in front of me.
06:38Why are you trying to do this?
06:42So, this is like a silk belt.
06:46You are done.
06:47My father will not be done.
06:49How do you see him?
06:51He will take a belt.
06:52You will take a seat belt or take a seat belt.
06:56How do you take a seat belt?
06:59A seat belt is very important.
07:01The father is now turning.
07:03He is going to be sad.
07:05He will take a belt and put a seat belt in front of me.
07:09The earth is on the floor.
07:11He is on the floor.
07:13He is on the floor.
07:15He can clean the pot.
07:17Clean the water is full of wood.
07:19How do you know how to get rid of it?
07:20Oh no!
07:21We will do this, they will get M-Tag.
07:23Yes, you will get the motorway.
07:25Then the motorway will not be asked.
07:27Go and come.
07:28What's the trolley?
07:30What's the trolley?
07:32What's the trolley?
07:34What's the trolley?
07:35Daddy, get it!
07:36I don't like that.
07:39Daddy says you get it.
07:40I'm there.
07:41I like it.
07:44I like it.
07:46Where are you?
07:50No, he's going to put that down for the fave.
07:54Wow, he's going to be better than that.
07:57What?
07:58He's going to beat that into the fave.
08:03He's going to break water.
08:07I see it, he's going to break the fave.
08:09What's your age?
08:11Look, the big man is sitting here.
08:13Look, his life has been 6 months, 2 years.
08:17He's going to be happy with us.
08:19Don't worry, what's your age?
08:22He's going to die, he's going to fight.
08:29He's going to get up, or is he going to get up?
08:31Clean?
08:32No, no, he's going to get up.
08:35Oh, no.
08:36What do you mean?
08:36Yes, he's going to get up in the 40s.
08:39He's going to get up in the 40s.
08:40He's going to get up in the 40s.
08:41He's going to get up in the 40s.
08:44Clean?
08:44Get up.
08:45What's your name?
08:48I'm going to get this 15 minutes.
08:51What?
08:53Then when he gets to the house,
08:55he's going to get out and get the camera.
08:57What's it doing?
08:58My father says that I'm going to go.
09:00What's that?
09:01My mother's son.
09:02He says that I'm going to go.
09:04I'm going to go.
09:05I'm going to go.
09:07What?
09:08That's the same thing.
09:10I don't know how much my father was.
09:13How many years he was?
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10:04and then the daddy's shock will be full.
10:06And he is like, daddy's got a nutty.
10:08Take a bite.
10:11I'm like, daddy's got a nutty.
10:12And daddy's got a nutty.
10:14I'm like, I'm a nutty.
10:18I'm not a nutty.
10:19I'm going to ask him,
10:21I'm going to enjoy daddy's.
10:22I mean, you could have a battery bootry,
10:24or 4-4-4-4-5-4-4-4?
10:25No, no battery bootry.
10:26It's going to be a patrol.
10:27Okay.
10:27It's going to be a gas station.
10:28That's right.
10:29Clutch, clutch, break, race.
10:32Yes, that's right.
10:33That the race will get the race?
10:35No, you will get the clutch too.
10:36Here it will be 4 rouxs.
10:38That's how it will be manual?
10:40No.
10:41The first one will be a slancer.
10:43Here.
10:44Okay.
10:44I'll give you the advice that dad will get the case.
10:48Here it will be.
10:49Here it will be.
10:50It's not bad, dad is a problem.
10:53Auto.
10:53That's not good.
10:54That's not bad.
10:56No, it's not bad.
10:57That's good.
10:58That's bad.
10:59That's bad.
11:01That's good.
11:01Oh, clean-up!
11:04Clean-up!
11:06You get a steering.
11:07You get a break or race.
11:10You get a filter-up.
11:11But you get a button!
11:13So, take.
11:16You're afraid of it.
11:18I'm afraid of it.
11:19That's the case of a boy who sends us
11:22here always.
11:25It's...
11:27They come from a heart,
11:30I can complete it.
11:32What did this happen?
11:34The boy just noticed the drama was that the kids were taking a taste of the meal.
11:39They went to the bathroom and the milk and the milk.
11:44They went clean.
11:46When I was cleaning and went to the bathroom,
11:52when I was cleaning my own cook,
11:55he would do it clean or do I go to the bathroom?
11:57No, it was cleaned up in the bag.
12:00The doctor said 1 kg of meat and 2 kg of garlic.
12:07It was cleaned.
12:08It was cleaned.
12:09It was cleaned.
12:11He put it in the house.
12:13He put it there.
12:14He put it in the house.
12:16He said to clean it again.
12:17Do not do that.
12:19Let me give it just like this.
12:21Hi!
12:23I am your mother to step back and mache the perfume when I was for this family.
12:27Yes.
12:28Hannah?
12:29Hannah?
12:30Yes.
12:31Me, I have no idea.
12:33No, I don't have anything.
12:34No!
12:36I told her, she is a good family.
12:37She is a good father, my father died.
12:41Another one, I have no idea.
12:44Daddy died.
12:46She is my mother.
12:47We don't have to clean the world, we have to clean the room.
12:51We don't clean the room, we don't clean the room.
12:54You see the TV.
12:56You see the TV.
12:59The hair is like a baby.
13:02The back is too small, for example, the baby is too small.
13:06The back is too small.
13:08The back is too small.
13:12I'm not going to get it.
13:14No, I'm not going to get it.
13:16You can start the steering wheel?
13:18Yes, the steering wheel is gone.
13:20Yes, the gear came.
13:22Did your dad get a cigarette?
13:24No.
13:25Did you keep the dashboard?
13:26No.
13:27Did you drink water?
13:28No.
13:29Then it was a hot water.
13:31It was a hot water.
13:33It was a hot water.
13:35When the dad came out, he had clean water.
13:38When the dad came out,
13:40he was going to put the water in the water.
13:42That's fine.
13:44I'm good, no problem.
13:46Why should we do this?
13:47Did you not know where to get out?
13:49Dude, you're gonna be warm,
13:51you're gonna be warm first.
13:52I'm gonna be warm now.
13:54Then you're warm.
13:55Dude, I'm gonna be like,
13:56how am I being married,
13:58I'm gonna be your daughter.
14:00I'm gonna be doing you by the way.
14:03I'm not gonna be the same.
14:05No, it's not like that.
14:07You're the same.
14:09I have no sex.
14:11What number?
14:13What rate was it?
14:14He said his dad got a Suzuki, FX, Jinni and Umbara.
14:19Who would he go?
14:20Oh.
14:23If he would run away, he would run away from the dad, he would have gone.
14:26That's my story.
14:29If he would get a disowned or if he would he would get his head to the mother's head.
14:39I'd never run away from the clean part.
14:40He is going to make his head.
14:42I want to go out there.
14:44I have no idea how to go out there.
14:46If you couldn't go out there.
14:48If you couldn't get out of there.
14:50That's what I'm saying.
14:52If you couldn't get out of there.
14:55Oh no.
14:56You're right.
14:58You're wrong.
15:00You're getting out of there.
15:02You're not going to get out of here.
15:04You're doing anything.
15:06You're giving it to me.
15:09I told him that all the materials were taken from Japan.
15:15He said, okay, it won't be bad.
15:17It won't be bad.
15:18It won't be bad.
15:19It won't be bad.
15:20It won't be bad.
15:21It won't be bad.
15:22Yes.
15:23The clutch plate, the brake, the leather.
15:29Leather?
15:30Oh, it's sad.
15:31It's like this.
15:32It's like this.
15:33It's like this.
15:34It's like this.
15:35It's like this.
15:37It's like this.
15:38You're f***ing.
15:40You're f***ing a day.
15:41You're f***ing my mingles.
15:43I'm swimming in my belly.
15:44Your teeth are not temples.
15:45Now, i'm gonna have a heart.
15:47Right, I'm a little heart of you.
15:48You're f***ing a day.
15:49Go away and get the sword.
15:50Go away and get the sword.
15:52You're f***ing.
15:53Go away and get the sword.
15:55Her den hip.
15:57You're f***ing, you're f***ing.
15:59Get the sword.
16:01Where to go or get it?
16:03You're f***ing.
16:05I'm the one who is making a drama movie.
16:09You, I'm the one who is making a film,
16:13I'm the one who is making a movie.
16:17I'm the one who I am.
16:19I'm the one who's worth it.
16:21I'm the one who has a movie.