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00:00How did you take it?

00:02I took it to 85,000.

00:04I didn't have to take it to 100,000.

00:08How did you take it to the village?

00:11I took it to the village and I took it to the village.

00:16I took it to the village.

00:19This is a good job.

00:22The village is open.

00:24I have to take it to the village.

00:26You have to take it to the village.

00:28Yes, I have to take it to the village.

00:31Good morning.

00:33Good morning.

00:35Good morning.

00:37I'm a book.

00:39I'm booking.

00:41Do you have a book?

00:43Do you have a book?

00:45Yes.

00:46Do you have a book?

00:48No.

00:49I'm writing.

00:51I'm booking.

00:53I'm booking.

00:55I'm booking.

00:56I'm booking.

00:57I'm booking.

00:58I'm booking.

00:59I'm booking.

01:00Do you have a book?

01:01First one.

01:02First one.

01:04First one.

01:05First one, first one.

01:07First one.

01:08First one, I have to pick up three when I have to make one day.

01:12I'll do so.

01:14Let's go.

01:15other people?

01:16Some friends.

01:17Jada kek Raba Kar Dwee

01:21Nain

01:22Nain

01:23Pishili Vare Ye The

01:25Okina Ne Aliv Na Na

01:27Onanye Vacha Kira Aya

01:28Ok Kishaniyati Shuri Pheariye Vacha Ote Ke Daudu

01:32Nain Nain Apa Barla Bua Lala Ange Nain Daudu

01:34Nali

01:35This Makla Ta Numi Nii Karna Honda

01:37Nini On the Mera Matlab Ake

01:39Charo Paase Banda Bande Ji Le Car Labe

01:41Hapa Talala Ange

01:42He He Ta Nhe Nodusa Da

01:43Oda Kukka Da Chabi Ho Nhiye Kone Khole Kale

01:45for the children of the country,

01:48please open the arms and the children open.

01:52Don't be happy,

01:53just now you go and know.

01:56Father,

01:58you are not happy with your children,

02:00God means to get your children

02:02that you are not happy with your children,

02:04but it's the right

02:07to get out of your family,

02:09and you are not happy with your children,

02:12to keep the children of your children.

02:13I have no clue about this, I'm not sure how to find a diva.

02:17Oh, okay.

02:18Do not know what happens in the city, the people think they are from a known situation,

02:21so if you look at them, they find their시 unaffected.

02:24I don't decide.

02:25No, they're here, they have seen their eyes, so they can strip their eyes.

02:31They can have a mark to find their eyes.

02:36I am the subject that I have to, we have to make a....

02:46I have to leave the house.

02:47I had to leave the house.

02:51They are leaving for four days.

02:53When you ever leave the house, they are leaving.

02:58They are leaving the house.

03:00Anyway, they are leaving.

03:05Alla derati

03:14Shaq na chahat na bhanda naan da vi ji ji

03:16Yeh ake

03:17Nia hun waya gaye bakaran wa onde aya

03:19E aapne bui yekhalotha

03:20Nia nia

03:21Mata ka har bhande no na na na

03:22No na wii chahi da shok na

03:23Acha malak no wii no na chahi da shok na chahat na

03:27Tora na ba ya Allah ram kire se naan

03:29To bakari lagay pher ni

03:30Ida pa'de ye virhe karne ha

03:31Pele tam

03:32Thuik ya

03:33Teh ki ni krayi lene

03:35Oh

03:39Oh

03:42What is this?

03:43It's a crown, it's not a crown

03:45It's 12 years ago

03:47Yes

03:48I was a snake

03:49I was going to go to the tree

03:51I was going to the tree

03:53I saw a tree

03:55I saw a tree

03:57Okay

03:58Some trees

03:59The tree is sitting

04:01I said

04:05What did you do, Baba Ji?

04:07Is it poison?

04:09It's a poison-like man.

04:11It's a poison-like man.

04:13It's a poison-like man.

04:15It's a poison-like man.

04:17It's a poison-like man.

04:19I went inside.

04:21Did you go inside?

04:23Yes.

04:25He told me that

04:27you need to eat this world.

04:29Oh, oh, oh.

04:31If you want to enjoy your life,

04:33it's a good thing.

04:35But after that,

04:37people are leaving money.

04:39Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.

04:41Did you know your work?

04:43No, no, no, no.

04:45I told you that you are married.

04:47Then they said,

04:49after that, you don't have money.

04:51Oh, Baba Ji.

04:53Wow, wow, wow.

04:55I've been 12 years old.

04:57I've lost money.

04:59I've lost money.

05:01I've lost some money.

05:03You're wrong.

05:05But you're blind.

05:07Yeah, yeah.

05:09Yes, exactly.

05:11I've lost money on my side.

05:13God, don't worry, you are not afraid of this money.

05:18Yes.

05:19Because of this money, you are not afraid of your own.

05:22You are afraid that my mother is a good thing.

05:26Your language is listening to your language.

05:28You are not afraid of your language.

05:31I am afraid of your language.

05:33You are not afraid of your language.

05:36God, this is what the world is afraid of your language.

05:38V.E.C.R..

05:46V.E.C.R..

05:56V.E.C.R..

06:02o

06:09the

06:11subhanallah

06:12ma sha Allah

06:14te u a

06:22hai

06:22ke is dunia

06:25ch insan khali hat thai

06:26wa wa khali hat

06:28jai ga

06:29gaya jab is jahan

06:30I have two hands out of my hand.

06:32Yes, yes, yes.

06:34That's right.

06:36That's right.

06:38But when I started the package,

06:41I started the package.

06:43That's right.

06:45You can't open it.

06:47You can't open it.

06:49Your name is God.

06:51Your name is God.

06:53Your name is God.

06:55My name is God.

06:57My name is God.

06:59I am God.

07:01What do you do?

07:03Let's say the package.

07:05I'm going to make a package.

07:07Do you want to make a package?

07:09I'm going to buy my package.

07:11I'm going to make my package.

07:13I'm going to make it a package.

07:15Let's just sit aloud.

07:17I'll make a package.

07:19Please do it again.

07:21Let's take a package.

07:23Yes, yes.

07:25Come here.

07:27Yes.

07:28If you don't have a store , whether you do not have a stock system as well

07:35For the only $ 옛날 store you buy nggak

07:37And you have not built for valid

07:58I am going to give a new living.

08:01The only one is to buy a new living.

08:04I am going to buy a new living.

08:06But you will give it a new living.

08:09What?

08:14I started the new living system.

08:17The living system.

08:19I don't have any money.

08:21I'm going to buy a new living.

08:23I will buy a new living.

08:25I will give it a long time.

08:28It's very bad.

08:30I'm sorry.

08:32So, what was that, what was that?

08:34What was that, when I was doing this, I was doing this, and I was doing this.

08:36Allah, forgive me, I'll forgive you, I'll forgive you...

08:42Allah, forgive me, I'll forgive you.

08:44How do you forgive me?

08:46Oh, you don't have enough money to buy a gold.

08:49Yes.

08:49There's a lot of gold in the gold,

08:51I've got 10,000, 8,000, 7,000,

08:54so I'll give you a gold.

08:56No, you´re always less money.

08:58Come on and hang up a little.

09:01Get a lot of money.

09:03You got a lot of money!

09:05The problem was that you had to keep this money.

09:09This way is going to be paid by the company.

09:11You are going to get a lot of money.

09:13You are like, you have two bucks.

09:16You have two bucks.

09:18One bucks is mine and they are going to get one.

09:21I can pay my rent and rent them now.

09:24I think it is possible.

09:26I will let you do it.

09:28Yes, let me bring it.

09:29But I am getting $5 and I don't have to get it.

09:32Do you want your life, then you miss anything?

09:33Yes yes, my life is going to be a good life.

09:34Me, for you, if you have to understand your life,

09:36some people will only tell you what they have.

09:37If you are saying a hundred dollars and a hundred dollars,

09:39you will only have your money,

09:42you never get I did.

09:43First, you will come to that.

09:47After a time, I was in a Karachi with my engineers,

09:50and I had a big big job.

09:52There is no good work done.

09:54he turned his head

09:58God, fear

09:59allah, fear, this money isn't fine

10:01oh

10:03i wasn't paid for the money

10:05the little of the money

10:07that also is your money

10:09i live your money

10:11there was another come

10:13I said, how much to come?

10:15i bought it

10:17i don't have money

10:19I bought it

10:21he bought it

10:23foreign

10:29foreign

10:35foreign

10:41foreign

10:51I won't be able to get a full spring.

10:56First, you should take a picture of a new country.

10:59I will take your wish back then.

11:01But I will take a picture of a new country.

11:05I have to take the picture.

11:08I have to take the picture.

11:11I have a picture.

11:14If I don't like the picture...

11:16I have to take it to your own country.

11:18And then I will take the picture of a new country.

11:20You don't understand, you're going to have to give a good fortune.

11:24If you do, you'll have to give a good fortune.

11:28What?

11:29If you take a good fortune, you'll have to give a good fortune.

11:32You don't have to pay your money.

11:34You'll have to pay for your money.

11:37Oh, my God, I'm not the good fortune.

11:39You've been a man who has become a brother.

11:41A brother?

11:42Yes.

11:43If you have to go to the house, you'll have to give me a good fortune.

11:46My brother is my brother.

11:47I'll give you another house at the house.

11:49Oh, that's what I'm doing.

11:51Did you get the time or not?

11:52Where is the world?

11:54I'm doing it.

11:55It's not a scheme.

11:56Oh, I'm doing your scheme.

11:58God, God, you're scared.

12:00Oh, you're scared.

12:02You're scared of me.

12:03I'm scared of you.

12:05You're scared of me.

12:07You're scared of me.

12:09You're scared of me?

12:10You're scared of me.

12:12You're scared of me.

12:15You're scared of me.

12:18You're scared of me.

12:20You're a fool of man.

12:22You're a fool of man.

12:24You're a fool of man.

12:26You're a fool of man.

12:29Hey, good dude.

12:31Jesus, Jesus.

12:32God, you're so scared of me.

12:35What is it?

12:37Don't come to me.

12:37Get scared of me.

12:38Just come.

12:40Let me know.

12:40I'm sorry.

12:41You're not saying it.

12:42You're not saying it.

12:43No, I'm sorry.

12:45God, you're so scared.

12:47When he comes back...

12:50... when he comes back...

12:52... he comes back to motorcycle...

12:54... he says well..

12:56The next page is just, old guy.

12:58That's great.

12:59This is great.

13:01Come back, my brother.

13:02I'll give you a few dollars.

13:05Well what's wrong with me?

13:06Would you suffer to greet me?

13:08I'll kill you.

13:10I'll kill you too.

13:11But I've got to get some cash going...

13:13No, you are wearing a bag.

13:15No, I'm not having a bag.

13:19I've got no money.

13:21I've got no money.

13:22Go and leave.

13:23Take a break.

13:24I've got no money.

13:25I've got no money.

13:27I've got no money.

13:29Just give me some money.

13:30Give me another money.

13:31Give me another money.

13:32Then you'll get back to my last business.

13:36I'm talking to you.

13:38You are paying for your money.

13:40No you don't.

13:41No you don't.

13:44I thank you again.

13:47You hear me?

13:49It's your house?

13:50No you don't.

13:52You have to get your house.

13:55We need you to give the money.

13:58Give the money.

14:01So now let's do it.

14:03Here if you go for more than 4 hours,

14:05you need to give the money for you.

14:07me

14:10in

14:13the

14:16and

14:21and

14:24or

14:27and

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