00:00Dude, cut it a little closer, why don't you?
00:02Hey, I think I lost my iPhone. I left it in security.
00:05Oh, here, calm down. I'll call it.
00:20Hello?
00:21Who's this?
00:22I don't know. Might be the guy with the new iPhone. Who's this?
00:25Um, I don't know. Might be your worst fucking nightmare.
00:27Hi!
00:28Please, stop it.
00:29Sorry.
00:30Hello? Thank God you have my phone.
00:33My name is Molly McLeish.
00:35I remember you very well.
00:36What can I do, I'll run it right over?
00:38You know what? We're actually pushing back right now.
00:42Excuse me.
00:43You're not supposed to be on your phone. It's bad for the plane.
00:46Oh, I'm sorry. Are you a plane doctor?
00:49No? So shut the fuck up.
00:51I'll tell you what. I'll just leave it at lost and fair for you. How about that?
00:55Would you just hold on to it for me?
00:57I'm coming back tomorrow.
00:58I'm an event planner. I'm having this party at the Warhol Museum. We could meet there?
01:02Yes, no, of course. I know exactly where that is. It's actually right on my way home from work.
01:07Sir?
01:07She's talking on her phone.
01:09Dude, go shit in your hand.
01:12I have to go.
01:13No.
01:13Go.
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