00:00This place smells like ass.
00:04Wait a fucking second.
00:06Hey, tall guy.
00:10Is that Dior?
00:12What the fuck is wrong with her?
00:13Are you okay?
00:14Sorry.
00:15Do you have a girlfriend?
00:19Dear father, thank you for the opportunity you have provided me with.
00:26Hello?
00:28What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:29Hmm?
00:30Is that what you do with all the girls?
00:32Just what the fuck do you mean?
00:34You haven't called me once since that night.
00:36Well, I was busy with stuff, you know.
00:39Well, now I'm pregnant.
00:42New quest available.
00:43Go buy some milk.
00:45Hey, magic girl.
00:46Give me your magic number.
00:48What about me?
00:49You?
00:49Why the fuck are you holding a pickaxe?
00:53I was trying to save you, you asshole.
00:55From what?
00:56Minecraft mobs?
00:57No, but maybe I could make your bedrock?
00:59Hmm.
01:00Hmm.
01:01What?
01:02What?
01:02What?
01:02What?
01:03How?
01:04What?
01:04What?
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