00:00Once upon a time, in a sleepy government office, a new employee arrived with a big smile,
00:05carrying a job reference letter, and absolutely no intention of doing work.
00:10His name was Johnny, but everyone soon started calling him Mr. Connection, behind his back.
00:16Johnny got that job without interviews, tests, or questions asked.
00:20A renowned politician, whose phone calls could make managers break into a sweat, recommended him.
00:25So, out of sheer fear, and a healthy desire to keep their jobs, the administration hired Johnny on the spot.
00:32From day one, Johnny had his interpretation of office timings.
00:36All employees would trickle in at 9 a.m., but Johnny would swagger in around 11 a.m.,
00:42wearing sunglasses, acting like he just walked off a movie set.
00:46At 2 p.m., after what could generously be called the coffee break,
00:50he would announce that he had an important meeting with the project director and vanish.
00:54Management was not happy with his performance.
00:57They tried everything.
00:58First, they gently suggested he improve his attendance.
01:02Johnny responded by sending them a selfie with the project director, captioned,
01:06Deep discussion on project future.
01:08Visionary stuff.
01:10The project director, when asked later, admitted he thought Johnny was just lost and looking for the cafeteria.
01:16Frustrated, the administration decided to transfer Johnny to another office across town,
01:21thinking a change of scenery would wake him up.
01:24However, Johnny treated every new posting like a sightseeing tour.
01:28Different desk, same story.
01:30Show up late, leave early, invent imaginary meetings.
01:33Finally, after months of non-performance, the administration hatched a plan.
01:38They decided to put Johnny on leave without pay.
01:40Termination was too dangerous for the project, but at least no more free money for doing nothing.
01:46Johnny marched into the office with a furious look on his face.
01:49He cornered the administration officer, slapped the desk, shouted at him for his salary,
01:55and threatened him that he would terminate their projects.
01:58The staff struggled to contain their giggles.
02:00Johnny, who had turned laziness into an art, threatened the administration over a salary he could
02:06not deserve from day one.
02:08Despite all his dramatic threats, nothing happened.
02:10The politician who had recommended him was too busy with his scandals to care about his unpaid leave.
02:15Left without connection, Johnny eventually disappeared as mysteriously as he had arrived,
02:21leaving behind funny memories and a running joke that lasted for years.
02:26Even today, whenever someone arrives late to that office, the staff shakes their heads and say,
02:31Look, we got another Mr. Connection today.
02:33We'll see you next time.
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