00:00Hello, my name is Mark S, and I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure
00:15known as severance.
00:17I give consent to sever my memories between my work life
00:29and my personal life.
00:34I acknowledge that once the procedure is complete, I will be unable to access my personal memories
00:40whilst on the severed floor.
00:42Say gratitude.
00:44Nor will I retain work memories.
00:46Dave!
00:47Sorry.
00:48When I return home at the end of the day, I make these statements freely.
00:54Hi, folks.
00:55Hi, kids.
00:56What's for dinner?
00:57We warned you.
00:58About the greeting?
00:59You were kidding.
01:00We hate it.
01:01How many reasons did we come up with?
01:02Eight.
01:03Good morning.
01:04Hi, Mr. Milchak.
01:05Mark, could I have a word?
01:07Petey is no longer with this company.
01:10I'm sorry, Mark.
01:11You guys are one of my favorite office friendships.
01:13What happened?
01:14We'd love to tell you, but unfortunately, non-disclosure policy forbids.
01:17I confer upon you the advanced role of department chief.
01:21Congratulations.
01:22A handshake is available upon request.
01:26May I have a handshake?
01:39Do I know you?
01:40My name's Petey.
01:41I'm from work.
01:42So, we're friends?
01:45I'm your best friend.
01:48Nothing is what they say.
01:51I used to think it would take a monster to put someone in a place like that office.
01:56Especially if the person was himself.
01:59If you want to know what's going on down there, you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.
02:09What's happening?
02:11What is it we actually do here?
02:23It's important your eyes be kind.
02:25Do you know how to make your eyes kind?
02:41What is it, the same reason?
02:42It's important to know what they've seen.
02:43What's happening?
02:44What's happening?
02:46It's important to know what you're saying.
02:47What's happening?
02:48What's happening?
02:49You
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