00:00This can't be happening, come on.
00:03Sorry, I thought this was my apartment.
00:06Fifth floor?
00:07This is the fourth floor. Fifth floor.
00:10Right. I'm Emily.
00:12Emily Cooper, you're your new neighbor?
00:14American.
00:14Oui! From Chicago.
00:17I get real French. From Normandy.
00:19Oh, I know that beach. Saving Private Ryan.
00:22What?
00:22D-Day. Edwane.
00:24Nice to meet you, neighbor.
00:25Bonne soirée.
00:26Bonne soirée.
00:28Oh, excuse me.
00:29Laura!
00:30C-Boo!
00:31With your auntie!
00:32I'm sorry, I don't speak French.
00:37American?
00:38Yes.
00:39Did you think that I was French?
00:40Honestly, no, I was being polite. You look American.
00:43Are you from Indiana?
00:44Chicago.
00:44I was close.
00:45Are those your children?
00:46No, I'm their nanny.
00:47Laura!
00:49I'm teaching the Mandarin.
00:51How long have you been here?
00:53Almost a year.
00:54Do you love it?
00:54Oh, yes, of course I love Paris.
00:56But the people?
00:57So mean.
00:58I mean, they can't all be mean.
00:59Oh.
01:00Yes, they can.
01:01Chinese people are mean behind your back.
01:02French people?
01:03Mean to your face.
01:04But you're on vacation here, so...
01:05Oh, no. Actually, I work here.
01:07I have a job with a French marketing firm.
01:09Seriously?
01:09Yeah.
01:10Well, so you know.
01:11Well, I just started.
01:12Do you have any friends in Paris?
01:14No.
01:14But my boyfriend's coming next week to visit.
01:16Are you lonely?
01:17No.
01:18Sometimes.
01:19Give me your phone.
01:19Okay, so here's my number.
01:21You're lonely.
01:22You text me.
01:23We have dinner.
01:24I'm Mindy.
01:24Emily.
01:25Nice to meet you.
01:26French people do this.
01:27Mwah.
01:28Mwah.
01:29Oh, jeez.
01:30I did it again.
01:31I'm really so sorry.
01:33Emily, do you want to live in my apartment?
01:35Come on, I mean, even you have to admit that the phone number here makes absolutely no
01:37sense.
01:38You are very wet.
01:39What?
01:40Oh, I just ran five miles.
01:41Can I get you a glass of water?
01:43It's a long way to the fifth floor.
01:44I have to get to work, but I promise I won't bang on your door again.
01:48No problem.
01:49Bang anytime.
01:50You're funny.
01:51You're funny.
01:52You're funny.
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