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Main Aur Mumbai REACTION | Aakash Gupta | Stand-Up Comedy | Neha M.

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00:00Hey everybody, welcome back to our channel, I am Neha. How are you?

00:04How are you? How are you? How are you watching?

00:06I am in Mumbai, Akash Gupta.

00:08Stand-up comedy video.

00:10Akash Gupta, after a long time, of course,

00:13their stand-up comedy has come.

00:15So, we are here in Mumbai.

00:17I am in Mumbai.

00:18So, I guess, they live in Delhi.

00:20So, they have to travel in Mumbai.

00:22So, they have to travel in Mumbai.

00:24So, this is something different.

00:26So, let us see how this stand-up comedy by Akash Gupta is going to be.

00:29Let us see.

00:37It's true.

00:38I feel good at Mumbai.

00:39People have a lot of misconception that I am from Delhi.

00:42My jokes and content are very Delhi oriented.

00:44So, I don't like Mumbai.

00:45I don't like Mumbai.

00:46I love Mumbai.

00:51So, how are you?

00:52Only from December to March.

00:54No.

00:55No.

00:56I am a little bit of a pleasant day.

00:58Yes.

00:59By the way, you call Mumbai Winters.

01:01You gave me a love.

01:03I am in January.

01:05I got dressed in January.

01:07I got to go out from the airport.

01:09I got to a airport.

01:10I said,

01:11How are these winters?

01:13Oh, man?

01:15This winters are in Lunavalo.

01:17I mean, it's raining in the winter.

01:21And here, people are talking like this.

01:23After sunset, it gets a little chilly.

01:27So, take out hoodies.

01:29Hoodies?

01:31Hoodies?

01:33It doesn't go cold from there.

01:35You guys are happy with little things.

01:39Oh, man.

01:41I love Mumbai.

01:43I've been here for two years.

01:47I remember that when I was here,

01:49I was very good in December and March.

01:51Then, they come for two months.

01:53They come from the cold.

01:55You go out and go out.

01:57Everything will go out.

01:59I'm going like this.

02:03Then, they wait.

02:05Monsoons will come.

02:07Monsoons will come.

02:09Then, they come.

02:11And they come.

02:13Yes.

02:15They take all of their hands.

02:17Why didn't they come?

02:19They're gone.

02:21But they will come back.

02:23They will come back.

02:25But they will come back.

02:27They will come back.

02:29This is what happens.

02:30Nobody leaves in Mumbai.

02:31They will come back.

02:33They will come back.

02:35Oh, man.

02:37For once in a while,

02:39I was staying here because of the monsoons.

02:40I remember when I was at the first five days.

02:41The big St abstaining.

02:42My man has temps.

02:43The water.

02:44Эns.

02:45Greenery.

02:46Water.

02:47Then they vìs.

02:48It's been two weeks.

02:50These 1979.

02:51I think I am fo궁i honey.

02:53I didn't want to tear the showed flies before.

02:57Did you put the bunker on the bed?

02:58Yes.

02:59I'm sleeping on the bed

03:01I'm sleeping on the bed

03:03I'm sleeping on the bed

03:04I'm sleeping on the bed

03:06I'm sleeping on the bed

03:08Love you Mumbai

03:10Woohoo monsoons

03:13I'm sleeping on the bed

03:17I make a roti in the morning

03:19I'm eating fungus

03:20Who made a pesto roti?

03:24Did you make a fokashi bread?

03:29But I really liked the local trend

03:31Because it wasn't in Delhi

03:33There was a metro in Delhi

03:34Which was also made here

03:36The house was made here

03:38Probably

03:39Now it's been a lot

03:40Now it's been a lot

03:41Brother, this colaba seeps banter

03:43How did you get yourself?

03:44Now it's my mind

03:45I just say

03:46Brother, I'm free

03:47Help me

03:48Come on

03:49Two people

03:50Come on

03:51Let's go

03:52Let's go

03:53Don't tell

03:55Let's open

03:57Go

03:59That's it

04:01How am I?

04:02You're building a pillar

04:04A pillar of powit

04:05There have a different construction

04:06Yes

04:07Yes

04:08Yes

04:09There are some parts

04:10that are all ready

04:11Pillar

04:12Gurder

04:13Khaomba Trak

04:14There is no more

04:15We're also

04:16What is it saying?

04:17What's the plan?

04:18Yes

04:19That's the new station

04:20The next station

04:21DN Nagar

04:22Oh

04:30The door is open in your balcony

04:33Oh sorry, it doesn't happen here

04:40The door is open in your bedroom

04:42Yeah, directly

04:44You sit and sit and sit

04:47How is it good?

04:49In the good news

04:50One person went to the house

04:52The other person said, leave it

04:55The next month

04:58The local train was a lot

05:00And when you watch films

05:02When you come to Delhi

05:04The girls

05:06They start singing in their mind

05:08I was on the road

05:10I was on the road

05:12I was on the road

05:14I was on the road

05:16I was on the road

05:18I was on the road

05:19I was on the road

05:20I was on the road

05:21I was on the road

05:22I feel like

05:23I feel like

05:24I have a local train story

05:26Oh my

05:28Have you seen the comics

05:29Yes

05:30Yes

05:31Yes

05:32Yes

05:33Yes

05:34Yes

05:35Yes

05:36Yes

05:37Yes

05:38Yes

05:39Yes

05:40I was on the road

05:41I was on the road

05:42I was on the road

05:43I was on the road

05:44They did do things

05:45Wow

05:46Sumit Swarab

05:47And Joel D. Souza

05:48We were three contestants

05:49At the show

05:50So we had to go to the road

05:51And we had to go to the road

05:52And we had to go to the road

05:53And perform to the road

05:54So somebody said

05:55You have to be a cab

05:57You will have to be a lot of time

05:58You will have to go to the train

05:59I said

06:00Right

06:01Let's go to the train

06:02That was 5-7

06:04Wow

06:06Very nice

06:07And we had two people

06:08were in Mumbai

06:09And there was no one

06:10Who was there

06:11Who was there

06:12He didn't get away

06:13The eldest son

06:14Ok

06:15So people say

06:16First of all

06:17Let's go to the road

06:18And get to the road

06:19There is a road

06:20So we will go to the road

06:21That is the road

06:22That is the road

06:23That is the road

06:24That is the road

06:25That is the road

06:26That is the road

06:27That is the road

06:28That is the road

06:29He is so low

06:30I see

06:31People won't get back

06:32The road

06:33Tung-tung, tung, tung...

06:35Bandi niyo rara...

06:36Tung-tung...

06:37Tung-tung...

06:37Bai-sab, aaghe ho, jau...

06:39Aaghe.. Shabash, shabash...

06:40Chalo aaghe jo!

06:41Aaghe jo!

06:43Bai-sab, kya kar rehap?

06:44Excuse me, kya kar reh financially?

06:45Excuse me?

06:47Soba-soba harrasment hota hai bomb mo...

06:50Yeh sab sab sahachel ya...

06:51...yap man, mahan, mahan...

06:51Us ke bat office ka se chalajasahu tum logu ya?

06:54Yeh sab sab sahnene ke baad...

06:56Koyoy PPT ka se se sakte, baani mahan niyap logu ya...

06:59Maan niya, mahan!

07:00You are lost in your body.

07:04And if you are getting pulled out, you are the one who is going to do it.

07:07What are you doing?

07:08Every place you are.

07:10We are coming.

07:12So we are going to go to the dark.

07:14Then this is our way.

07:16Then we go to the garden.

07:18I go, ah!

07:20Then someone said, you are going to the malloon.

07:24The train is going to take it.

07:26They are coming.

07:28So I said, fast or slow?

07:30Oh, fast play.

07:32Fast play, right?

07:33Fast play? Why do we waste time?

07:36So, I want to say this.

07:38Never ever.

07:39That we are immigrants, right?

07:42Yeah.

07:43My time is why.

07:45It should be our vaiva.

07:47It should be on the platform.

07:50Will you go fast?

07:51Yes, sir.

07:52No.

07:53Tell us which situation will be.

07:55Your brother,

07:56Bandra,

07:57Andheri,

07:58Goregaon,

07:59Ha! Out!

08:01Goregaon,

08:02Fast play.

08:04Go slow.

08:09So, we said,

08:10We are going fast.

08:11We were standing on the platform.

08:13Fast play.

08:14Fast play.

08:15All fast.

08:16Now, I don't know,

08:17that he is still fast.

08:20He came.

08:21People came from there.

08:22We came from two.

08:23One left.

08:24Oh, wow.

08:25Very nice.

08:27Then, the two came from there.

08:28They were cool.

08:29No, no.

08:30There is a group.

08:31We are going with one.

08:32We came.

08:33Now, we are standing on the next fast.

08:36So, three will go slow.

08:38I said,

08:39What time is going slow?

08:40We are going slow.

08:41We are going slow.

08:42We are going slow.

08:43We are going fast.

08:44I said,

08:45This operator is standing on the top.

08:47This person is standing on the top.

08:49They are going slow.

08:50Fast.

08:51He came.

08:52He came.

08:53He came.

08:54He came.

08:55He came.

08:56He came.

08:57I got it.

08:58He came.

08:59He came.

09:00He came.

09:01He came.

09:02He came.

09:03He came.

09:04He came.

09:05So, he came.

09:06Now, he wrote the story.

09:08He wrote the story.

09:09He wrote it like.

09:10He wrote it like.

09:11I am.

09:12He was.

09:14We have no idea.

09:15Which place is.

09:16Where is the village?

09:17So, he was on a platform.

09:19He said,

09:20He came.

09:21This is a perfect train for you, brother.

09:23Because it's the next station.

09:25I mean, beautiful.

09:29We'll go once and get up once and get up once.

09:31It won't happen again.

09:37Now, we're going to go inside.

09:39So, we're going on the train.

09:41And the next station was going on.

09:43I think 10-15 minutes.

09:45So, this is Sumit and Joel.

09:47You see, when people commute

09:49some people like random, abstract things.

09:53So, these two girls are there.

09:57Joel said to me,

09:59Mom, take it.

10:03You're alone on an island.

10:05And with you,

10:07there's no girl of our group.

10:09So, who would you like?

10:11From here,

10:13Mom?

10:15I don't know, man.

10:17Mom, I don't know.

10:19I'm not attracted to anyone like that.

10:27What are you doing?

10:29What are you doing?

10:31You're going to come here.

10:33I'm not having to choose a girl.

10:35Relax, relax, Akash!

10:37I said, okay.

10:39It's so cold.

10:41Yes.

10:42So, I'm just so cold.

10:47What?

10:48It was a storm came out and I took it to myself.

10:58I had no consent.

11:00Where did my ticket go?

11:02It doesn't match up.

11:04It was like this.

11:09It was like this.

11:11I didn't have anyone.

11:13I didn't have my friend.

11:17My shirt was off-shoulder.

11:19It was like this.

11:21It was like this.

11:23Here, I got the host.

11:25Joel came from there.

11:27We both came from there.

11:29We came from there.

11:31We came from there.

11:37We came from there.

11:38We came from there.

11:39We went from there.

11:40We went from there.

11:41We went from there.

11:42We went from there.

11:43We went from there.

11:44We went from there.

11:45And we talked to the girls with the island.

11:54So, we came from there.

11:55I was like,

11:56Sumit!

11:57Anna!

11:58She stood up!

11:59She made her voice in the house.

12:01She was like,

12:02She was like,

12:03She was like,

12:04She was like,

12:05But she didn't give me,

12:06You're like,

12:07She was like,

12:08She's like,

12:09She's like,

12:10She's like,

12:11She's like,

12:12She's like,

12:13I will never forget that day.

12:15I will never forget that day.

12:17I was standing in the corner of the corner.

12:21One guy fell down.

12:25He was in his face.

12:27I remember that visual that he was standing like this.

12:31This city has been so busy for a few times.

12:45You are so close to your house.

12:49You can't do anything again.

12:52If the edge of the train was this,

12:55he would sit here.

12:57He couldn't do this.

13:00This is Mumbai.

13:03This is Mumbai.

13:05This is Mumbai.

13:07This is Mumbai.

13:09This is Mumbai.

13:12Literally, this is dangerous.

13:15This is Mumbai locals.

13:17Fast train.

13:19This was my dream.

13:21So, how did I go?

13:24I went to Mirror Road with my dad.

13:28It was in the morning,

13:31but it was the timing of the office.

13:33It was at 8 or 9.

13:34We had a fast train.

13:36That was very dangerous.

13:38It was very dangerous.

13:39It was very dangerous.

13:41I was like,

13:43I was like,

13:44I was like,

13:45I'm going to go down.

13:46I'm going to go down.

13:47No, I don't know.

13:48I don't know.

13:49That was very dangerous.

13:50I was actually first time in Mumbai,

13:52traveling in a local.

13:54I was like,

13:55No, no.

13:56No, no.

13:57No, no.

13:58I was like,

13:59no.

14:00No, no.

14:02No.

14:15No, I didn't go to the local fast train.

14:17I had to go slow down.

14:20yeah so yeah that is it for today if you like comment

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Main Aur Mumbai REACTION | Aakash Gupta | Stand-Up Comedy | Neha M.

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