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  • 4/23/2025

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00:00He's revving up the engine.
00:04He's thinking Super Spear, 23 miles an hour, right through Time Keeper.
00:09Looks like a prepared statement here.
00:30My sincerest apologies, I have been informed that my announcement has been deemed disrespectful.
01:00Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the greatest of all time, the Never Seen 17, gracing Las
01:14Vegas with his presence for the final time, the last real champion, John Cena.
01:30Thirty-six dates.
01:35I told you at the beginning of the year, 36 dates and I'm gone.
01:45Time passes guys, time passes so quickly we have no idea.
01:50Let's count down the time you've already lost.
01:54This debut, Indianapolis, Toronto, London, Brussels, Glasgow, Las Vegas, Las Vegas, Las Vegas.
02:12Twenty-seven dates, not matches, not matches, appearances.
02:27He's gonna climb up top.
02:28Oh, look at Carlito.
02:29Hey!
02:30What in the world?
02:31That's J.D.
02:32McDonough who just pushed him off.
02:33We've even seen it since he bounced his head off the announce table.
02:34He's been out injured for months.
02:356-1-9 by Dom.
02:36J.D.
02:37McDonough all of a sudden arrives.
02:38Frog splash.
02:39Dom Mysterio.
02:40First title defense.
02:41Here is your winner, and still Intercontinental Champion, Dirty Dominic Mysterio.
02:56You're my brother, you're my dog, you're my ooze, I love you, I am proud of you, and you
03:24deserve that.
03:27I know it, you know it, and every single person in this arena knows that you deserve that.
03:54It's been an absolute classic.
04:11Back to their feet, fight continues, and who the, wait a minute, Roxanne Perez just blasted EO Sky.
04:19What the hell is Roxanne Perez doing here?
04:22Well, Roxanne's gonna match with Becker tomorrow night on NXT.
04:26She just ruined what's been a great match up here tonight.
04:30And now Julie is here, the former NXT Women's Champion.
04:36And now, Julie attacking Sky, Perez attacking McHair, I'm gonna get Perez.
04:51Yeah, you may want to think twice about all this.
05:02Bobby has arrived.
05:04Here comes the eradicator.
05:06Rhea Ripley.
05:08Man-handling Perez.
05:13And Roxanne, what a headbutt.
05:15See you, Roxanne.
05:17Thanks for coming.
05:18Yeah, Julia stopped in her tracks by the icy stare of Mami.
05:22Mami's got a little shiner on that left eye.
05:28It should be an interesting match up down the road.
05:41I'm impressed that Julia hasn't rolled out of the ring already.
05:45Rhea looks at me like that, I'm gone.
05:47Yeah, smart.
05:54I am.
05:59Boy.
06:08Well, what he is is a guy getting a visit from his bitter rival.
06:13Jacket's off.
06:18Well, Paul Heyman can't be happy either.
06:20Consider this man his best friend and they stab him in the back.
06:23That right hand is wrapped for damage, for clobbering time.
06:29Punk's here for a fight, Joe.
06:31Here they go.
06:32Punk, Rollins, 48 hours after the Mania main event.
06:37And Punk taking out all that frustration.
06:42Just beating down Rollins into the corner.
06:46Right hand after right hand and stomp after stomp right onto him.
06:51CM Punk now is gonna turn his attention to the quote unquote career best friend.
07:03You better roll out of that ring, Paul.
07:06I'm gonna destroy him!
07:08I'm gonna destroy him!
07:11You have to!
07:12You have to!
07:16I'm gonna destroy him!
07:17I'm gonna destroy him!
07:18It's my time to shake!
07:20I want your arms!
07:21Oh, oh, oh!
07:22Ech!
07:23Well, the distraction by Heyman.
07:26by Heyman.
07:29No.
07:50There were rumors, we knew it was a matter of time.
07:56He's back!
07:58But Tozawa on the top rope from behind Rusev.
08:05That didn't work out too well.
08:08Rusev just caught him with the greatest of ease.
08:11And tossing Tozawa out of the ring.
08:14And now the big boys are gonna square off.
08:19Oh, and Rusev with a kick right to the head.
08:25And another one.
08:28And Rusev pounded away on the spine.
08:41And Pat, the accolade is back.
08:44The submission move.
08:46Rusev with the accolade.
08:48Trying to get honest to pass out here tonight.
08:51Turn around Lyra, turn around.
09:02Morgan, oblivious.
09:07Spike Lyra.
09:09One, two, three.
09:11Four-time champs.
09:15Here are your winners.
09:18And the new WWE Women's Tag Team Champions.
09:25What a match.
09:26Raquel Rodriguez and Liv Morgan.
09:33Not quite the way they wanted the Raw after WrestleMania to go.
09:38They were great champions for us, although it was quick.
09:46Two women from Ireland came together and did something special in WrestleMania.
09:51Becky Lynch.
10:01What the hell was that all about?
10:10Michael, have you got something to say to me?
10:27Tell me right now.
10:29Tell me right now.
10:30What are you upset with us for?
10:34What are you upset?
10:36You're a side act here.
10:38It's not about you.
10:39I'm out here doing my job.
10:41I'm out here doing, I'm doing my job.
10:44Hey, Gunther, not for nothing, but I'm not the one who tapped out.
10:50I'm doing my job.
11:03I'm out here.
11:12I'm out here.
11:16Oh, come on, come on, let him go!
11:46Make sure to get a great pitcher because the last real chance.
12:16Is, oh, my God.
12:26RKO out of nowhere.
12:42Cena wanted a photo.
12:44Randy heard some voices in his head.
12:51Can three letters change this Monday Night Raw?
12:57Can put it on its head.
12:59There is a new reigning
13:16There is a new reigning, defending, undisputed number one top star in this entire industry.
13:42Ladies and gentlemen, Seth Freakin Rowling.
13:52Here comes Roman.
14:03Smear!
14:05A massive smear!
14:07And now, Hammond's old.
14:17Superman punch!
14:19Oh, my!
14:22Wise man isn't so wise now, is he?
14:25And I don't think Roman's done yet.
14:28Roman's not done yet.
14:29He's lining up the spear, Hammond!
14:38Are you kidding me?
14:43My God!
14:46That was a human missile intercept!
14:49Braun Breaker!
14:50Braun Breaker!
14:50The only race is part two!
15:06Move, move, move!
15:08And braced by Rollins.
15:22No, Joe, he's not done yet.
15:37He's coming to the outside.
15:38Roman's defenseless.
15:41Big over comeback.
15:51Rocking a rifle, Bron Breaker.
15:54He's revving up the engine.
15:55He's thinking Super Spear.
15:5723 miles an hour.
15:59Right through Timekeeper.
16:01The devastating force, speed, velocity, and the unexpected arrival of Bron Breaker into the fray.
16:19Paul Heyman has apparently changed the game again.
16:28Listen, if you're playing the chessboard of this industry for the long-term future,
16:37Bron Breaker is the piece that you want.
16:40And here comes Seth Rollins again with a stomp of CM Punk.
16:46So Roman has taken multiple spears, and Punk has taken multiple stops.
16:51And just when you thought you knew how Paul Heyman was playing,
16:54that chessboard perhaps is three moves ahead.
16:56Martin's blue mage.
16:58What's up?
16:59What's up?
17:00What's up?
17:01What's up?
17:05What's up, baby?
17:08What's up?
17:1248 hours after shocking the world by forging Elias with Seth Rollins.
17:33Has the wise man solidified Braun Breaker as the next Paul Heyman guy.

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