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00:00Little Women star Florence Hughes is shutting down criticism over the age gap between her and her boyfriend, Zach Braff.
00:11She's 24, he's 44.
00:13That's 20 years.
00:15And here's how it went down.
00:16She posted a shot of herself and he commented with a princess emoji and a follower remarked, you're 44 years old.
00:23And she responded, and yet he got it.
00:26There you go.
00:27That's awesome stuff.
00:28Wow.
00:28I love that kind of by play on social media.
00:32And yet he got it.
00:33And yet he got it.
00:35Wow.
00:36I mean, Little Women, I'm so little.
00:39Zach Braff.
00:41Let's see, Little Women already did that one.
00:43Little Women, you came back.
00:46You made a mistake.
00:48I did.
00:50It's okay, Little Women make mistakes too.
00:52Let's go over Vanessa Hudgens.
00:54Oh, yeah.
00:55She gave a recent, she gave recent ex, Austin Butler, a taste of what he's missing on Instagram.
01:01Oh, yeah.
01:02Okay.
01:02So help me out with this.
01:04Okay.
01:04Anything on Instagram is just awesome.
01:07She posted a series of shots of herself in a suit.
01:10In like a three-piece men's suit?
01:13I don't know.
01:14Yeah, sure.
01:15We'll go with that.
01:16Writing, Thirsty Thursday.
01:18Y'all, LOL.
01:20I don't really have many picks that qualify, so not sure how long this will last.
01:25But for now, we wet.
01:27We wet?
01:27Damn.
01:28We wet.
01:29We wet.
01:29We wet.
01:30Sopping wet.
01:31Thirsty.
01:31Yo.
01:34Thirsty.
01:34Did she hashtag it Thirsty Thursday?
01:36Yeah.
01:37We wet.
01:37We wet, man.
01:38We wet.
01:39Buckets of girly juice.
01:41Well, it's just, you know, she's just saying, you know, that she's thirsty.
01:44Yo.
01:45To all the boys out there.
01:46Does that mean thirsty as in I need something to drink?
01:49No.
01:49Thirsty for sex.
01:50I need something in my mouth.
01:52Yeah.
01:53That's not food.
01:55That's not food.
01:55You didn't have to go to oral.
01:57Well, I mean, listen, I just assume that that's how you get things started.
02:01Yeah.
02:02That's how you get the thirsty train rolling.
02:04It's very generous of you.
02:05Yeah.
02:06Did anyone find this picture of her?
02:08She must have posted it on her stories because it's not on her.
02:10All right.
02:11Well, she wasn't that thirsty then.
02:12She didn't want to stay.
02:12She was only temporary.
02:13She was thirsty for 24 hours.
02:15Let's just say she was peckish.
02:16But let me run that quote by you again.
02:18Y'all, LOL.
02:19I don't really have many picks that qualify, so not sure how long this will last for.
02:23But for now, we wet.
02:26We wet.
02:27Nice beaver.
02:28We wet, beaver?
02:29We wet.
02:31She is a lovely young lady, and she wet.
02:35She wet.
02:36I mean, come on.
02:37How can you not be embarrassed writing crap like that?
02:40Really?
02:41And I love her.
02:42I think she's awesome.
02:43We wet.
02:44She posted a Thirsty Thursday post two weeks ago as well, so she's been thirsty for a while.
02:49Oh, she's really thirsty.
02:50Or she just gets thirsty on Thursdays.
02:52Yeah, that's it.
02:52Well, she's on a special diet where you only drink on Thursday, and I mean that's the only
02:58liquid you consume for the whole week.
02:59I can't wait.
03:00So you're slowly dying throughout the week.
03:02I can't wait until Thursday.
03:03I'm so thirsty.
03:05I am so thirsty.
03:07What day is it?
03:08This is the only Tuesday.
03:10Goddamn.
03:10I'm never going to make it.
03:11I can't wait for four almonds Friday.
03:16You just eat four almonds on Friday?
03:17Four almonds Friday.
03:19I'm an actress.
03:23We wet.
03:24Not anymore.
03:25Not anymore.
03:27I queefed and dust came out.
03:32When you're blowing one of those candy cigarettes.
03:38The powdered sugar.
03:39We dry.
03:43We dry.
03:44We dry.
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