We Wet

7 months ago
#thirstythursday

#ThirstyThursday has us wet.

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00:00Little Women star Florence Hughes is shutting down criticism over the age gap between her and her boyfriend, Zach Braff.

00:11She's 24, he's 44.

00:13That's 20 years.

00:15And here's how it went down.

00:16She posted a shot of herself and he commented with a princess emoji and a follower remarked, you're 44 years old.

00:23And she responded, and yet he got it.

00:26There you go.

00:27That's awesome stuff.

00:28Wow.

00:28I love that kind of by play on social media.

00:32And yet he got it.

00:33And yet he got it.

00:35Wow.

00:36I mean, Little Women, I'm so little.

00:39Zach Braff.

00:41Let's see, Little Women already did that one.

00:43Little Women, you came back.

00:46You made a mistake.

00:48I did.

00:50It's okay, Little Women make mistakes too.

00:52Let's go over Vanessa Hudgens.

00:54Oh, yeah.

00:55She gave a recent, she gave recent ex, Austin Butler, a taste of what he's missing on Instagram.

01:01Oh, yeah.

01:02Okay.

01:02So help me out with this.

01:04Okay.

01:04Anything on Instagram is just awesome.

01:07She posted a series of shots of herself in a suit.

01:10In like a three-piece men's suit?

01:13I don't know.

01:14Yeah, sure.

01:15We'll go with that.

01:16Writing, Thirsty Thursday.

01:18Y'all, LOL.

01:20I don't really have many picks that qualify, so not sure how long this will last.

01:25But for now, we wet.

01:27We wet?

01:27Damn.

01:28We wet.

01:29We wet.

01:30Sopping wet.

01:31Thirsty.

01:31Yo.

01:34Thirsty.

01:34Did she hashtag it Thirsty Thursday?

01:36Yeah.

01:37We wet.

01:37We wet, man.

01:38We wet.

01:39Buckets of girly juice.

01:41Well, it's just, you know, she's just saying, you know, that she's thirsty.

01:44Yo.

01:45To all the boys out there.

01:46Does that mean thirsty as in I need something to drink?

01:49No.

01:49Thirsty for sex.

01:50I need something in my mouth.

01:52Yeah.

01:53That's not food.

01:55That's not food.

01:55You didn't have to go to oral.

01:57Well, I mean, listen, I just assume that that's how you get things started.

02:01Yeah.

02:02That's how you get the thirsty train rolling.

02:04It's very generous of you.

02:05Yeah.

02:06Did anyone find this picture of her?

02:08She must have posted it on her stories because it's not on her.

02:10All right.

02:11Well, she wasn't that thirsty then.

02:12She didn't want to stay.

02:12She was only temporary.

02:13She was thirsty for 24 hours.

02:15Let's just say she was peckish.

02:16But let me run that quote by you again.

02:18Y'all, LOL.

02:19I don't really have many picks that qualify, so not sure how long this will last for.

02:23But for now, we wet.

02:26We wet.

02:27Nice beaver.

02:28We wet, beaver?

02:29We wet.

02:31She is a lovely young lady, and she wet.

02:35She wet.

02:36I mean, come on.

02:37How can you not be embarrassed writing crap like that?

02:40Really?

02:41And I love her.

02:42I think she's awesome.

02:43We wet.

02:44She posted a Thirsty Thursday post two weeks ago as well, so she's been thirsty for a while.

02:49Oh, she's really thirsty.

02:50Or she just gets thirsty on Thursdays.

02:52Yeah, that's it.

02:52Well, she's on a special diet where you only drink on Thursday, and I mean that's the only

02:58liquid you consume for the whole week.

02:59I can't wait.

03:00So you're slowly dying throughout the week.

03:02I can't wait until Thursday.

03:03I'm so thirsty.

03:05I am so thirsty.

03:07What day is it?

03:08This is the only Tuesday.

03:10Goddamn.

03:10I'm never going to make it.

03:11I can't wait for four almonds Friday.

03:16You just eat four almonds on Friday?

03:17Four almonds Friday.

03:19I'm an actress.

03:23We wet.

03:24Not anymore.

03:25Not anymore.

03:27I queefed and dust came out.

03:32When you're blowing one of those candy cigarettes.

03:38The powdered sugar.

03:39We dry.

03:43We dry.

03:44We dry.

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