Peep Show: Run in with a Perv

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Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share moments they had a run-in with a pervert. Stories include a urinal gazer, a flasher who got his ball stomped and a woman who put her hands in a guy's butt crack.

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00:00what has been your run-in with a perv guys girls whatever your story is feel free to share it

00:10um this guy said uh caught a guy stealing glances at wieners in the urinal next to me that's fine

00:17called the cops this guy had a record for doing the same and was on probation

00:23thanks for ratting me out jerk would you i don't know if i caught someone just looking

00:28at my wiener i mean i'd be like hey hey i don't know if i'd call the cops honestly i don't even

00:34know what i would do i think depending on where i was maybe so you're it's a normal it's an older

00:42dude i'm not saying child right at the urinal next to you and he like leans back i don't know what i

00:48would do to check out your junk i i'd probably say hey f off but i wouldn't call the cops i'd probably

00:55be like still can't see it huh if he was jerking off maybe i'd be like okay this guy's an absolute

01:00pervert we're gonna get security in here or something right maybe i would tell someone at

01:05the wherever i was maybe i'd say hey man just so you know that guy is there's a meat gazer yeah he's

01:11checking out dudes he's not complimenting anybody on their size either being a real jerk about it

01:16complimenting anyone on their side if you're gonna look give me a nice review at least say

01:22good or something you know yeah i think we feel better about myself right james's biggest

01:27complaint is lack of compliments yeah exactly uh lyle is with us hey lyle what was your running

01:32with a perv oh how's she going anyway i had this girl come walking by and she was stumbling around

01:39and i was a nice guy so i was like hey you uh you doing okay and she just kind of like gave me that

01:43blank drunk stare and uh mind you at the time i was about a buck 20 i weighed about 120 pounds

01:51yeah she stares at me she goes you're kind of cute and i'm like okay do you have any like

01:56friends or anything and before i could even like finish my sentence she slammed my shoulders into

02:00a wall and like shoved her tongue down my throat and like i literally physically because i was like

02:07a quarter of her size couldn't do anything to defend my side literally had to just like

02:11take it it was the worst it was the worst thing ever time in my life i'm like from a block away

02:19my co-worker saw it happen and she's just dying laughing she's like did that girl just attacked

02:25i was like i don't want to talk about it i don't want to talk about it and she like took me under her

02:29wing for the next like hour and just like protected me she was like it's okay sweetie just stay here and

02:34i was like okay okay it's gonna be okay it's not it's never okay it's not gonna be okay it was never

02:40okay after that uh it would be un well more than uncomfortable if a bigger lady gives you an unwanted

02:48tongue bath i'm glad i have at least a little size to me to fight back i didn't like i can't even think

02:55of no chance no no chance at all you're just her her play thing you're you are you are you're like

03:06her little rag doll she's gonna toss around what she wants with yeah there is an upside to at least

03:12being a little plump right uh let's go to melinda in st pete hi melinda hey uh so as a woman i'm sure

03:21women deal with pervs more than men do but uh what's been your encounter with a pervert he used

03:27to work at this dry cleaners and we had a little lady come in and she says this man exposed himself

03:33to me and went around the corner and there's this guy with his pants halfway down jacking off

03:41so i said hey stop doing that he worked around to run because his pants was down he fell

03:50i ran up to him because i didn't want him to leave and i took my foot and stuck it right by his

03:57back of his ass on his balls until he stopped his balls stop this man's balls

04:05oh yeah i wasn't gonna let him go there's no way in hell well that's i'm not leaving

04:10yourself to a little old lady you are a sick you know what did you damage his balls for good or

04:17oh i was stepping on pretty hard you are a badass where's this dry cleaners at

04:24oh no you just turned james on melinda the ball crusher

04:31i would not get anywhere near that man's balls no like most women would not touch the pervert in any

04:38way shape or form so you're a brave lady yeah what's the rate for ball stomps at your location

04:42just need to stomp the balls out thanks melinda hopefully the guy did not enjoy the ball stomping

04:49i don't know rescue tank i don't know how you can enjoy it uh on the cold concrete

04:54uh drew's in detroit drew tell us about your run-in with a pervert

05:00we were moving helping my cousin move in a three-seater pickup and uh the guy in the car

05:07next to us you know he's eyeballing hard man i don't know what he wants and these guys don't

05:12even see him so then he starts doing like acting like he's doing like a beat with his hands and you

05:17know in the air you know yeah yeah the bj motion yeah so that yeah so he's doing that so my buddy you

05:24know he's a clown he leans forward he points at himself the guy goes no so then he points at my

05:28cousin the guy goes no and he points at me and he goes yeah and he starts doing it again

05:32that's tough to go through a perverted moment with your friends and your friends realize it's only

05:38you know the ham no oh oh yeah yeah yeah he would do it you want to blow this guy yeah he'll do it

05:46yeah he'll do it that jason you had that happen but you knew it was for you because you were the

05:52only guy in the car right oh it was for me right directed right at me yeah he gave you the bj

05:58mouth motion yep wanted me to pull over and uh give me a blowjob i just uh kept going yeah

06:06went and told my girlfriend about it yeah at the time someone said my run-in with a pervert was at

06:11uh while i was working at one of the big box home improvement stores i was helping a lady with

06:15her project and she asked me to cut some wood for her and when i bent over to mark the measurement

06:21she swiped she credit swiped my back side she swiped his like butt crack yeah she put her hand

06:30through his crack area and said if you come with me to build my project there's more where that came

06:37from great to go to this lady's house for some ass play i can construct a deck and then she'll put up

06:44my ass what a fun afternoon i was in shock still not worth it and had to leave work early that day

06:51that lady was gross oh well imagine i have to leave work early i have to reason for leaving uh some

06:58woman uh fond of my b-hole when i was cutting wood for her if you're a manager though like you're a

07:04manager dave and one of your workers is like someone slipped their hand in my crack it looks

07:07like i've seen uh i've seen a ghost and i come up to you and i'm like i gotta i gotta go and

07:12what happened did somebody cut their finger off at the saw trying to cut wood no an old

07:16uh gross lady just uh put her hand in my butt crack

07:19and said there was more and i gotta go i gotta go clock out yeah i'll take care of it thank you

07:29that is not what you'd expect yeah no does someone do i don't ever expect any i don't expect a hand

07:37to go where's it gonna go when you start ass first like that where's the end you oh no you're going

07:42i mean you're going in yeah she's a filthy animal i'm going in she'll do anything

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