Comedy for ELT - Pronunciation Problems

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4/19/2025

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00:00That's it. That's £6.40. £10, thank you very much. £3.60 change. Thank you.

00:06There we are.

00:08Oh dear. Oh dear.

00:11Old Alibaba's a bit off course, isn't he? Look.

00:16Morning, Abdo. Alright, are you? Very nice. There we are.

00:19That's the change, love. See you again. Hello.

00:21Now, sir, what can I do you for, sir?

00:23I want mouse.

00:25Mouse? Mouse? What do you think? Is this a pet shop?

00:28Chocolaty-mouse.

00:30Chocolaty-mouse? Chocolaty-mouse?

00:32Oh, chocolate mouse. You want a chocolate mouse?

00:34No, no. Mouse.

00:36Yes, ma'am. No, no, no. We say chocolate mouse.

00:38Now, we haven't got chocolate mice here. You have to go sweatshop with him.

00:41No, not mice. Mouse.

00:42Well, mice, my friend, is the plural of mouse, you see.

00:45Chocolaty-m... Chocolaty-mouse, that.

00:47Oh, that is chocolate mousse. Chocolate mousse, you mean.

00:49Is it chocolate mousse? Chocolaty-mouse.

00:51No, no, no. That's called chocolate mousse.

00:54Chocolaty-mouse. Yeah, that's...

00:55Yeah, well, you could call it that.

00:59Well, I mean, you can call it what you like, can't you really?

01:02Yes, why don't you call it in?

01:03Why don't you call it in?

01:03Very good, so I'll wrap it up.

01:04What next?

01:05Purry.

01:06Curry?

01:07Purry.

01:08Purry.

01:09Pur-p-p-p-purry.

01:10Purry, yeah.

01:11Tomato purry.

01:12Tomato purry.

01:13Tomato purry.

01:14Tomato purry.

01:15Tomato purry.

01:16Oh, tomato purry.

01:18That's what you mean, tomato purry.

01:20No, tomato purry.

01:21No, no, I must correct you on this way.

01:23The pronunciation, the correct pronunciation is Tomato purry.

01:31Tomato purry.

01:31Now, where the...

01:32Molly!

01:33Are we out of Tomato purry, love?

01:35Tomato purry.

01:36Are we out of what?

01:37Tomato purry.

01:38Oh, it's alright.

01:38It's right here.

01:39It's right here under me nose.

01:40There we are.

01:40So one jar of very nice Tomato purry.

01:42There we are.

01:42Are you two drunk?

01:43Shut up and clear off.

01:46Apologies on behalf of the wife, sir.

01:48Sadner?

01:49Yeah, that's what I say, yeah.

01:52Sadner.

01:53Sodder.

01:53Yeah.

01:54Sodder.

01:55Oh, yes.

01:56Sodder.

01:56Bicker bonnet of soda.

01:57Oh, bicker bonnet of soda.

01:58Oh, we're back on the list, aren't we?

02:00The bicker bonnet of soda.

02:01Very good.

02:01Bicker bonnet of soda.

02:03Bicarbonate of soda.

02:05Bicarbonate of soda.

02:05Very...

02:06They have their uses, don't they, sir?

02:07Yes.

02:07There we are.

02:08Bicker bonnet of soda.

02:09Sir, yes.

02:09Anything else, don't they?

02:10Yes.

02:10Bicker bonnet, yes.

02:11Jewish?

02:12Oh, oh, her.

02:12No, she looks a bit Jewish, but she's not.

02:15We're a...

02:16No, Chinaman.

02:17We're not Chinaman.

02:18We're both C of E, C of E.

02:19Oh, C of E, C of E.

02:20C of E.

02:21Oh, you're not C of E, she's not C of E, are you?

02:24You're a Muslim, aren't you?

02:25No, C of E, C of E.

02:26C of E.

02:27C of E.

02:28Coffee!

02:29Oh, C of E.

02:30Oh, C of E, yes.

02:31Well, it's over where it always is, by the Jews, though.

02:34Oh.

02:34A Jewish, Jewish.

02:35Oh, that's the Jewish, isn't it?

02:36Oh, that's the Jewish, I see.

02:37What flavour Jewish would you like, sir?

02:39Um, a pricket.

02:40A pricket, oh, yes.

02:41A pricket Jewish.

02:42Cinnamon.

02:42What?

02:43Cinnamon.

02:44Oh, cinnamon Chinaman.

02:45Oh, she's found a Chinaman for you.

02:48Yes, a good Jewish, yes.

02:49What else would you like?

02:50Tongue.

02:51Not at all, sir, my pleasure.

02:52No, no, no, no.

02:54No, not the pleasure.

02:55Tongue you.

02:56Tongue you.

02:58Enough Tongue you.

02:59Oh, a tin of Tongue you.

03:00Tongue you.

03:00There we are, look, there we are.

03:01The Bront, the Bront Tongue.

03:03Is that the one?

03:03Yes, there we are.

03:04The Bront Tongue.

03:05What else, then?

03:06Um, a pea.

03:07Pardon?

03:08Pea.

03:09Tindle frozen.

03:12Pea, I'm not talking.

03:13Pea.

03:14Pea.

03:14Oh, I know.

03:15Pea, I want pea.

03:16Yes, of course, yes.

03:17I want pea.

03:17Well, look, you go out here.

03:20No, no, no, please, not that.

03:23Pea.

03:24Villandum pea.

03:25Villandum pea.

03:26Villandum pea.

03:27Oh, Villandum pea.

03:29Villandum pea.

03:30Yes, a nice, a nice slicky of that.

03:32So, there we are.

03:33Villandum pea.

03:33Now, come on, give me a really hard one.

03:35Come on, son, now.

03:36Give me a hard one.

03:36I want, I want a soup.

03:38Soup.

03:39Soup.

03:39Ah, ha, ha.

03:40Now, I'm catching on to this.

03:41You want soup to wash your hands with, don't you?

03:44Yeah.

03:45Right.

03:45Well, we don't sell that, so you have to go down to the chemist.

03:47He's a very nice bloke.

03:48He'll cure anything.

03:49Mamalady?

03:50Yes, he'll cure your malady for you, yes.

03:52Mamalady.

03:53Mamalady.

03:54Mamalady.

03:55Mamalady.

03:55Mamalady for the two-ast.

03:58For the two-ast?

04:00The two-ast at the breakfast, with the C of E on the two-ast.

04:04Oh, I've got you.

04:05Oh, I've got you.

04:06A nice cup of C of E, a couple of slices of two-ast, with the mamalady on the top, spit

04:11on it.

04:13There we are.

04:14Mamalady, that's the stuff.

04:15There we are.

04:16Anything else, son?

04:17Cack.

04:18Pardon?

04:19Cack.

04:20Cack.

04:21Oh, yes, cack.

04:22Very good.

04:23There we are.

04:24One Sierra Lees, a very own chocolate cack.

04:26That's the one, isn't it?

04:28Is that the lot, sir?

04:29Cacolity cack.

04:30Yes.

04:31Cacolity cack.

04:31Cacolity mousse.

04:32Yep.

04:32Tomato parry.

04:33Pickle pound of soda.

04:34Jewish Chinaman.

04:35C of E.

04:35A cricket juice.

04:36Tongue pea soup.

04:37Mamalady.

04:38And the cack.

04:39Ah, wonderful.

04:40300 pounds.

04:41Yeah.

04:44That's it.

04:45Oh, lovely.

04:46Four pea chains.

04:46Oh, no, please, not.

04:49No, please, not a chain.

04:50Oh, no, change.

04:50All right.

04:51No, no, no.

04:51Now, thank you very much.

04:53I now go to hab-de-sherry.

04:55Oh, hab-de-sherry.

04:55You're going down the booze of a quick one, aren't you?

04:57Yes.

04:57No, no, no, not a booze.

04:58Hab-de-sherry.

04:59Hab-de-sherry.

05:00The hab-de-sherry for the clothing.

05:01Oh, haberdashery.

05:02Hab-de-sherry.

05:04Hab-de-sherry.

05:05Yes, I have got to get large brass ears for my wife.

05:10Brass ears?

05:11No, not brass ears.

05:12No.

05:12Brass ears.

05:13Oh, brass ears.

05:15Brass ears, I see, yes.

05:16Yes, for my wife.

05:17She needs large brass ears because her tights are enormous.

05:20So high.

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