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00:04A band of naughty pirates took some jewels from me
00:08I hid on, bought their pirate ships and sailed off out to sea
00:13But they weren't watching where they went and shipwrecked on the sand
00:18I want to win my treasure back, will you give me a hand?
00:25Oh, hey, hot squash, bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho
00:30Hey, hot squash, bucklers go, take on the pirates, go-go-go
00:34Will you help me with my treasure back?
00:37Shout me to the pirates, what's a blast?
00:40Well, let's hear you there, Mahathees
00:43Oh, hey, hot squash, bucklers go, take on the pirates, yo-ho-ho
00:48Hey, hot squash, bucklers go, take on the pirates, go-go-go
00:54Swashbuckle, cheer!
00:55Ah-ha!
00:56Ah-ha!
00:58Ahoy there, Mahathees, and welcome aboard the Scarlet Squid for Swashbuckle
01:08I'm Gem, and it's great to have you all aboard
01:11Now, are you ready for a rip-roaring pirate adventure?
01:16Great, and will you help me to win back all of my five jewels from the very pesky pirates?
01:23Ah, thanks, Mahathees
01:25And speaking of pesky pirates, have you seen them anywhere?
01:29No!
01:30No, me neither
01:32Oh, hang on
01:35What's this?
01:36Oh, it's a message in a bottle, what does it say?
01:41It says, dear Gem, Captain Hay-Ho here
01:46I've left on a voyage to find the spotted dimpled dope
01:51The rarest and scariest monster in all the seven seas
01:56And Cook and Line have come with me to help
01:59But if there's no Captain Hay-Ho or Cook and Line
02:04Then how am I going to win back my jewels?
02:07Um, Mahathees, have you seen a pirate captain anywhere?
02:10Oh, where?
02:12Hello!
02:14Have you missed me?
02:15I am back, and it feels fabulous
02:19Oh, and I have missed your lovely booing
02:22Captain, Captain, you're back
02:25Sharp as ever, Gem
02:27I am indeed
02:28Which means you won't be winning any of my jewels
02:31Uh, haven't you heard?
02:34Cook and Line have gone too
02:36So you don't have a crew to stop my swashbucklers
02:39That's where you're wrong, Gem
02:40I contacted Hire-A-Pirate
02:44And they are sending me
02:46Two of their bestest, top-notch, amazing pirates
02:54Ahoy there, me hearties
02:56Oh, and what's your name, pirate?
02:58They call me Sandy Toes, but you, Captain, can call me Sandy
03:02Oh, well, you look like a salty sea dog who sailed on many a pirate ship, am I right?
03:07Oh, that you are, Captain
03:08I have walked many a plank
03:10And I have wrestled many a giant octopus
03:13It's all here, in me CV
03:15Well, welcome to my crew, Sandy
03:18But I ordered two pirates
03:21Where's the other one?
03:24Oh, you must be my new captain
03:26Nice to meet you
03:27Oh, ahoy there, but no, your captain's up there
03:32Seaweed, is that you?
03:35Auntie, this is awesome
03:38Hang on a minute
03:39Captain, Captain is your auntie?
03:43Well, I haven't seen my nephew since he was this high
03:46And now look at him
03:47I always wanted to be a pirate
03:49Just like my favourite auntie, Captain, Captain
03:53This is my first time on a pirate ship
03:54Can I stay auntie, please, please, please, please, please, please
03:57Okay, okay, okay
03:57I guess I can give you both a trial
04:00But, remember
04:02If you are not up to my high standards
04:05I can always send you back
04:08Well, what are you waiting for?
04:11Get ready for the first game
04:14Aye, aye, captain, captain
04:15Aye, aye, auntie
04:16Auntie, auntie, captain
04:17Captain auntie
04:17Auntie, auntie
04:18Nooo!
04:18Whoa!
04:20Well, I think we should see what Sandy and Seaweed are made of
04:23So, captain, captain, bring it on with your new crew
04:27Spork lets me today's swashbucklers
04:29And today, we've got Skylar
04:32Skylar is six
04:35She likes dancing
04:36Her swashbuckle name is Sneaky Skylar
04:40Next, it's Amira
04:43Amira is also six
04:46She likes bunnies
04:47Her swashbuckle name is Seahorse Amira
04:51This is Callan
04:53Callan is six
04:55He likes football
04:56His swashbuckle name is Pirate Shark Callan
05:00Finally, we've got Chloe
05:03Chloe is also six
05:06She likes gymnastics
05:08Her swashbuckle name is Seashell Chloe
05:16Welcome aboard to my new brilliant team of swashbucklers
05:19Now, you are here to help me win back my jewels from Captain Captain
05:23And her new crew, Sandy and Seaweed
05:26But I need to make sure that you really are up for the challenge
05:28So, let's do a swashbuckle salute
05:31Let me see you all marching
05:33Put your hands on your heart
05:36Here we go
05:37Eye patch
05:38Eye patch
05:39Pirate hats
05:41Pirate hats
05:43Swashbuckle cheer
05:43Ah-ha
05:45Ah-ha
05:46We are ready to take them on
05:48So, Squawk, what do we have to do today?
05:50Yay!
05:52You daring swashbucklers need to work as a team
05:55As you take part in different pirate games
05:59Every time you win a game
06:01Captain Captain will give you a jewel for your treasure chest
06:05Win all five jewels
06:07And one of the naughty pirates
06:09Will walk the plank into the ship's mess
06:14Swashbucklers, look over here
06:16This is our treasure chest
06:18So, when you win back my sparkly jewels from those pesky pirates
06:21We'll put them in here to keep them safe
06:24From Captain Captain and Sandy and Seaweed, okay?
06:26Now I'm back, Gem, with a brand new crew
06:30There'll be no more winning back jewels for you
06:34Oh really, we'll see about that, Captain Captain
06:37Squawk
06:38We're ready for the first game
06:41The first game is Shivering Timbers
06:44The aim of the game is to make a giant jigsaw puzzle of Gem's jewels
06:49All you have to do is walk along the plank
06:51And collect the pieces from the other side
06:54But be careful
06:55Sandy and Seaweed will make things tricky
06:58And try to knock you off the plank
07:04Why, thank you, Squawk
07:05And look over here, swashbucklers
07:07This is the picture you need to build with the eight puzzle pieces
07:10My five sparkly jewels
07:12And in fact, I've managed to sneak two in down here
07:15To start you off, okay?
07:17So the other six are way over there
07:19The other side of the plank
07:21In those three crates
07:22But look out for the two new pesky pirates
07:26I've got a feeling these two are going to get up to mischief
07:28You have as long as it takes for the octopus
07:31To reach out across the screen
07:33And close the treasure chest to play the game
07:36So, are we ready to play?
07:41Pirates, do you have your game faces ready to play?
07:44Ha ha!
07:46Then swashbucklers away!
07:49Come on, let's do this
07:51Let's show those new pesky pirates
07:53That we are winning teams
07:54Like this?
07:56Well done in mirrors across
07:58Well done, Skylar
07:59Let's get those puzzle pieces
08:01And bring them back
08:02As quick as you can!
08:04Ha ha ha!
08:06Bashing the life ring
08:07Will it bash over the swashbucklers?
08:08No, they've made it back in time
08:10Well done!
08:11Brilliant!
08:11Okay, Callan and Chloe, off you go!
08:14Show me what you're made of, boys!
08:16Two ventures there
08:17That's gonna go side by side
08:18Well done!
08:19Good job!
08:20That's it!
08:21You've got another two puzzle pieces
08:22Amira, wait a minute!
08:23Amira!
08:24Amira, wait!
08:24Wait for the others to come back!
08:26That's it, Mahati!
08:26Well done!
08:27And Skylar, you get ready to go again
08:29Brilliant, Chloe!
08:30Chloe's back!
08:31Bash you over, Callan!
08:33Off you go, Skylar!
08:34Well done, Amira!
08:35If we don't win, I'll be calling the pirate agency!
08:39Well done, Amira!
08:40You've got the last piece there!
08:42Okay, Skylar, watch out for seaweed!
08:45Oh, he's trying to prod you there with his crab paw, but she's so speedy!
08:48Look at you!
08:49That was amazing!
08:50Well done!
08:51That's it, Amira!
08:52That's the last piece!
08:53Okay, Callan and Chloe, come and help put the puzzle together!
08:56Come and help put it together, everyone!
08:59Give it a wiggle!
09:00We're nearly there!
09:04Take back your new pesky pirates!
09:06We did it!
09:07Well done, Mahati!
09:08Squawky, you've got the best way for you!
09:10Over to you!
09:12Shiver me timbers!
09:14Sandy and seaweed will have to try harder if they want to stop this team!
09:20Brilliant balancing and a perfect puzzle means it's your first win!
09:27Ha-ha!
09:28You did it, Swagbucklers!
09:30I knew you would beat those new pesky pirates!
09:33Well done, Mahatis!
09:34You've won back our first duel!
09:36So, Captain, Captain, remember, you know the rule!
09:41Send down a duel!
09:44First day back, and I've already lost a duel!
09:47Yeah!
09:49Ha-ha-ha!
09:51Oh, wow, Swagbucklers, look at this!
09:53It's the purple duel!
09:56Wow, it's so sparkly!
09:58Let's have a big cheer for the purple duel!
10:00Yay!
10:02For now, we only need four more of those sparkly duels, and we'll see either Captain,
10:08Captain, Sandy, Seaweed, or maybe all three of them end up in the stinky ship's mouth!
10:15Ha-ha-ha!
10:15Yay!
10:17Yay!
10:17Yay!
10:19Yay!
10:19Ready?
10:20Aim!
10:22Slap!
10:24Yeah, it's good, lad, it's good, but remember, just the slop, not the bucket.
10:28Ah, there's just so much to remember!
10:31Right!
10:32How's Seaweed's slopping out training going?
10:34Uh...
10:35Sandy says I'm way better than I was earlier!
10:37Yeah.
10:38Okay then, Seaweed, show me what you can do!
10:41Ready?
10:43Aim!
10:44Slap!
10:45Ha-ha!
10:46You don't have the sun!
10:48Yeah.
10:49On the bright side, but at least he didn't throw himself in this time.
10:52Oh, it's in my shoes!
10:54This is not a good start!
10:56Oh dear, Seaweed's got a lot more training to do, but hopefully we'll see at least one
11:02of those pesky pirates in the stinky ship's mess a little bit later!
11:06Right then, Squawk, we're ready for another game!
11:08What's next?
11:09The second game is Shirley Shark's Supper Time!
11:12The aim of the game is to feed Shirley Shark ten bananas before her mouth closes!
11:18Working as a team, you have to collect the bananas, load them into the fruit flinger,
11:23and fire them into Shirley Shark's mouth!
11:26But be careful!
11:27Sandy and Seaweed will try to get in the way!
11:32Why, thank you, Squawk!
11:34And here is one of the soft bananas you have to collect from the fruit crates next to you!
11:39Load it into your fruit flinger, and then fire it over there into Shirley the Shark's mouth!
11:44There are ten you to get all together, and I'll help you keep count with my banana counter!
11:49Now watch out for the two new pesky pirates!
11:52They will try to put you off and get in your way!
11:55Swashbucklers, are you ready to play?
12:00New pirates, are you ready to play?
12:02Ha ha!
12:04Then Swashbucklers away!
12:11Fling it in, go on!
12:12That's it, Skylar, big fling!
12:14Go, go, go!
12:14OK, here we go, come on, Amira!
12:17Ready, aim, fire!
12:18Yay!
12:20The first one's in!
12:21Brilliant!
12:22Woohoo!
12:22First banana in Shirley!
12:24Ooh, we just missed!
12:25Try again, Amira!
12:27Ready, Skylar, as quick as you can!
12:28That's it, ready!
12:29And fire!
12:31Ooh, I was a bit too high again, but Seaweed caught it!
12:34Well done, Seaweed!
12:35Good catch!
12:36Get another one ready!
12:38That's it, Chloe, well done!
12:40Yay!
12:40Another one's in!
12:42Come on, we've still got eight, we need to get in!
12:44I got another one in!
12:45Ooh, it bashed Shirley on the nose!
12:48Ooh, a bit too low, a little bit higher next time!
12:50You ready, Callan?
12:51Here we go!
12:52Come on, Amira!
12:53That's it, aim, and fight!
12:54Yes!
12:55Another one's in!
12:56That's it!
12:58And it's in!
12:59Well done, Chloe, you did it!
13:01That's four in, Maharty!
13:03Still got six more to get in!
13:05Oh, now only five!
13:06We've got five in!
13:08Well done, Swashbuckers!
13:10Yes!
13:10Another one's in!
13:11Well done!
13:11Four more to go!
13:12And another one's in!
13:14It bounced off the teeth!
13:14Well done, Chloe!
13:16Three more to go!
13:17We're coming up to the last ten seconds!
13:20Ten!
13:20Nine!
13:21Eight!
13:22Seven!
13:23Come on!
13:23Six!
13:24Five!
13:25Five!
13:26Four!
13:26Yes!
13:27Two more!
13:28Two!
13:28One!
13:30Time is up!
13:31Well done!
13:32What a great effort, Swashbucklers!
13:34Gorg, you've got the bird's eye view!
13:36Over to you!
13:38Wow!
13:39Great game!
13:41Some awesome aiming!
13:43And a super catch from seaweed, too!
13:45But surely Shark needed ten bananas!
13:48And you only managed eight!
13:50So this time, it's a lose!
13:53Oh, never mind, Mahartys!
13:55Those pirates made it really tricky for you, didn't they?
13:58But the good news is you can still win that duel back later
14:01in the shipwreck rummage, okay?
14:03Oh, Gem!
14:05You don't get a duel!
14:06But!
14:07I do have something else you can have!
14:10Boo!
14:14What is this, Captain Captain?
14:18Hang on a minute!
14:19Is this a mini version of your pirate handbook?
14:23Yes, Gem!
14:24Now I'm back!
14:26I thought you could brush up on my pirate rules!
14:29Right!
14:30Now, I'm off to somewhere called the Captain's Cove!
14:34My new living quarters!
14:36I hope it's up to my high standards!
14:43Oh!
14:48It's not quite the Captain's quarters I was expecting!
14:52It definitely needs zhuzhing up a bit and some subtle bling here and there!
15:00Oh, well that's not a problem, Captain!
15:02You leave that to us!
15:03Any of this take your fancy?
15:04Oh!
15:05Now I love that!
15:07And that is definitely a bit of me!
15:11Oh, yes!
15:13Do you know what?
15:14I can feel a song coming on!
15:17Ooh!
15:18She sings!
15:20Do I ever, boys!
15:31My name is Captain, Captain!
15:33I'm back here on this shipwreck!
15:35I've been away for quite a while, now I'm safe on my poop deck!
15:39I'm back!
15:40I'm back!
15:41I'm back!
15:41I'm back again!
15:44Captain, Captain's here again!
15:48She's back!
15:49She's back!
15:50She's back!
15:50She's back again!
15:53Watch your Captain rock and roll!
15:55Out of date in charge of all!
15:59I guess you're wondering where I went to many moons ago!
16:03Well, Strictly Come Pirating is a TV talent show!
16:08I sing and dance, so I took part!
16:10I always did my best!
16:12But Captain Twinkle Toes he won, and I was second best!
16:17I'm back!
16:18I'm back!
16:18I'm back again!
16:21Captain, Captain's here again!
16:25She's back!
16:26She's back!
16:27She's back!
16:27She's back again!
16:28I'm back again!
16:30Watch your Captain rock and roll!
16:32Out of date in charge of all!
16:49Now all you pirates follow me!
16:52Captain, Captain's back you see!
16:54We need some rules so listen to me!
16:56I'm back on this squid!
16:57I am Captain C!
16:58I'm back!
16:59I'm back!
17:00I'm back again!
17:03Captain, Captain's here again!
17:07She's back!
17:08She's back!
17:08She's back again!
17:11Watch your Captain rock and roll!
17:14Out of date in charge of all!
17:21I'm back!
17:24I'm back!
17:25I'm back!
17:27I'm back!
17:28I'm back!
17:28I'm back!
17:28I'm back!
17:29Oh!
17:29Captain, Captain!
17:30It is so good to have you back!
17:32And Sandy and Seaweed got their first taste of slop!
17:35Hopefully it won't be their last if we win back all of my jewels now in the shipwreck rummage!
17:40Squawk, we are ready!
17:42Bring it on!
17:43It's the shipwreck rummage!
17:46The aim of the game is to collect the rest of Gem's jewels that have been hidden around the shipwreck!
17:52All you have to do is use the map because X marks the spot where each of the jewels lie!
17:58But be careful!
18:01Sandy, Seaweed and Captain, Captain have hidden the jewels well!
18:05And they must all be in the chest before the time runs out!
18:09Good luck, swashbucklers!
18:11Yeah!
18:12Come on, the hearties!
18:14Let's rummage!
18:15Let me show you where the four jewels are hiding!
18:17Up on the top deck, we have the white jewel in the Cove Lookout!
18:20And the green jewel is over there in the crates of Rats and Mice!
18:24And on the lower deck, we have the blue jewel over in the cannonballs!
18:29And we have the red jewel in the new Captain's Cove!
18:33So, Skylar and Mira, you're going first for me!
18:36What colour will you go for?
18:37Blue!
18:37You're off to the cannonballs!
18:39Alright then, the hearties!
18:41Are we ready to play?
18:42Yeah!
18:44Pirates, are you ready to play?
18:46Yeah!
18:48Then swashbuckle is away!
18:50Come on!
18:51I've been looking forward to this!
18:53It's rummage time!
18:56Skylar and Mira are off to the cannonballs in search of blue!
19:00And they've found it already!
19:02That was so speedy!
19:03That was amazing!
19:04So, Chloe and Callan, which one are you going for next?
19:08Green!
19:08You're going for the green one?
19:09Okay, off you go!
19:11Wow!
19:11Well done, the hearties!
19:12Three of those sparkly jewels to find!
19:16Callan and Chloe have some climbing to do!
19:18They're going for green in the crates of rats and mice!
19:24Quickly, team!
19:26Rummage through those crates!
19:27And they've got it!
19:29Amira and Skylar, they've got the green one, so which one are you going for next?
19:33Red!
19:34You're going for the red!
19:34Bring it down!
19:35Well done, Chloe!
19:36Look out for both balls!
19:38There, Callan!
19:38Ha ha ha!
19:39Keep going, Callan!
19:40Keep coming!
19:41Keep coming!
19:42Well done!
19:43Only one jewel to find!
19:44Amira and Skylar are straight to the captain's cove!
19:48They're hoping to find red!
19:49Come on, team!
19:51Keep rummaging!
19:52Amira looks like she might have spotted it!
19:55She has!
19:56Hurry back!
19:57Captain and Chloe, they've got the red jewel!
19:59The last one we need now is the white door open the cove!
20:01Look out!
20:02Go, go, go!
20:03Only one jewel to find, but time is running out!
20:08You've got to be speedy!
20:10Come on, team!
20:12Don't worry about those pesky pirates!
20:14Focus on finding the jewel!
20:19Yes, they've got it!
20:21But they still need to get it home!
20:25Hurry, Swashbucklers!
20:28Into the treasure chest!
20:30You've done it!
20:34Take back, you pesky pirates!
20:37Well done, Maharty!
20:38Squawk, you've got the bird's eye view!
20:40Over to you!
20:41A rummage to remember!
20:44Amira and Skylar banged blue at the cannonballs!
20:48Chloe and Callan grabbed green in the crates of rats and mice!
20:51Amira rummaged for red in the captain's cove!
20:55And finally, Callan scoops white at the cove lookout!
20:59All five jewels in the chest gem!
21:01You know what that means!
21:03It's a win!
21:05Woohoo!
21:06Well done, Swashbucklers!
21:08You did it!
21:09You won back my five jewels from those pesky pirates!
21:13So, you know what that means!
21:16It's time for one or maybe three of them to walk the plank!
21:20But who's it going to be?
21:22Amira, let's spin the wheel to sea!
21:24Big spin, Maharty!
21:26Will it be Sandy with his waistcoat?
21:29Or will it be Seaweed with his stripy t-shirt?
21:32Or Captain Captain with her black hat?
21:35It's all three!
21:36It's a triple-stop try!
21:38But all three of you have to...
21:40Walk the plank!
21:42Walk the plank!
21:43Walk the plank!
21:46Walk the plank!
21:46Walk the plank!
21:48Walk the plank!
21:49Walk the plank!
21:50Woohoo!
21:51Now, Captain, it's your turn!
21:53Walk the plank!
21:55Walk the plank!
21:55Woohoo!
21:57And now, Sandy!
21:58Here we go!
21:59Walk the plank!
22:01Woohoo!
22:02Woohoo!
22:03Woohoo!
22:03Woohoo!
22:04Woohoo!
22:04Woohoo!
22:05Woohoo!
22:05Woohoo!
22:06Woohoo!
22:08Oh, what a great way to welcome Sandy and Seaweed on board the Scarlet Squid covered in the ship's mess!
22:14And that Captain Captain Green, as always, really suits you!
22:18Ha-ha!
22:19We'll see you soon, my hearties, for more Swashbuckles!
22:22Woohoo!
22:23Oh, hey, ho, Swashbuckaloo, go!
22:26Take all the pirates, yo!
22:28Ho, ho!
22:28Hey, ho, Swashbuckaloo, go!
22:31Take all the pirates, yo!
22:32Ho, ho!
22:33Hey, ho, Swashbuckaloo, go!
22:35Take all the pirates, go!
22:37Go!
22:37Go!
22:38Swashbuckle cheer!
22:39Ha ha!
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