Skrizzle's Song About Karens Goes Horribly Wrong
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00:00uh froggy froggy's gone i'm sorry skrizzle skrizzle's here all right today what do you have
00:06skrizz this song is called karen it's about karens everybody knows a karen we had a karen
00:12this morning tell me to shut up about covid uh via email this morning and when the song starts
00:17you will see my very own karen for my performance come into the studio and perform with me so wait
00:22a minute so fester's gonna dress up as karen i don't know who fester is that's i do have a partner
00:27named skrazzle all right ladies and gentlemen it's the five days of skrizzmas with uh froggy
00:34and skrizzles i'm sorry with skrizzle skrizzle froggy's not what am i saying get it right
00:39oh my god what the hell am i saying froggy is not skrizzle two separate people now uh this is going
00:44to be a very different performance there's actually real karens in the song that you will hear okay when
00:50we get started my karen will come in and you can see the video on the website later all right let's
00:54get this bitch started let's go
00:55okay karen
01:02everywhere i go she's staring anything i do she's preparing
01:06here there she's declaring everybody knows a karen
01:10weird clothes she's always wearing and she's usually swearing
01:13you know she'll be staring everybody knows a karen she's always yelling scaring and she's totally
01:20in karen
01:21this is awful i might have to shut this off
01:29i'm shutting this off
01:32no
01:32i'm shutting this off
01:34what happened
01:35there is an african-american man
01:39i'm shutting this off
01:40what are you doing
01:41this is awful
01:42fester
01:43this is the worst thing i've ever heard in my life
01:44i'm shutting this off
01:46what are you doing
01:47i've just canceled this bitch
01:49son of a
01:50this this that's the worst thing i've fester
01:52you're joking me what you got on my back
01:54dude
01:55karen likes things canceled and this just got canceled
01:57i've just canceled this
01:58you can't cancel scristmas
01:59i just cancel cultured this
02:01you can't cancel scristmas
02:02i've can't
02:03this is the worst thing
02:04froggy
02:05who's froggy
02:06uh squizzle
02:07this is the worst thing you've ever done
02:08dude
02:09i'm gonna come across this counter
02:10i'm gonna knock that poofy head all off your head
02:12you son of a bitch
02:13don't you
02:14you start that song again
02:15the worst thing i've ever heard in my life
02:17we go clearing
02:18bad clothes she's always wearing
02:20bad news she's always sharing
02:22we don't know a karen
02:24i'll let you finish the last 30 seconds
02:26this is awful
02:28how do you like fester's dancing as a karen
02:30all right this is awful
02:32break it
02:33karen
02:34uh go back in your house
02:36and stop calling the cops for stupid crap like that
02:38let the kids play
02:39your kids
02:40yeah
02:40seriously
02:41yeah
02:41like you don't have anything else better to do in quarantine
02:44okay karen
02:45what
02:48what
02:50it's the worst piece of crap
02:54i
02:55i just gave that half air time which i shouldn't have done
02:59are you kidding me
03:00what the dude that was awful
03:02it was awful
03:03that was absolutely the worst thing i've ever seen squizzle do
03:06oh he's gonna
03:08whoa whoa whoa hey stand back it's covid
03:10don't touch me
03:11don't touch me
03:13we're doing another song tomorrow
03:14can we get that other karen
03:15she just ran out of here
03:16can we get her to come back in
03:17oh my gosh
03:18in that attire
03:19i think bringing in the other karen ruined the bit
03:21no more karens
03:22but mj
03:23you're jumping
03:24it's a radio show
03:25and you guys are
03:2590% of your bit was you guys jumping around in the studio
03:29and that doesn't kind of translate on the radio
03:31i'm performing i'm an artist
03:33you
03:34jackass
03:35now listen
03:36tomorrow's song is gonna be about
03:38um it's called pretend
03:39to be married
03:40it's about roxanne
03:42and if you cancels christmas i won't be able to do my song pretend to be married
03:49is it gonna be better than this thing
03:51let it go let it ride
03:52what do you mean let it ride
03:53let it ride
03:54okay karen
03:55everywhere i go she's staring
03:58anything i do she's preparing
04:00anything she's declaring
04:01everybody knows that karen
04:03weird clothes she's always wearing
04:05and she's usually swearing
04:07your ex she'll be tearing
04:09we all know what's caring
04:11she's always yelling and swearing
04:13and she's totally uncaaring
04:14agreements that she is airing
04:16to her she is comparing
04:18her attitude she's flaring
04:20bad clothes she's always wearing
04:22bad news
04:23she's always sharing
04:24we all know what's caring
04:25he's recording me and threatening me and my dog
04:29oh is that the original central park karen
04:32number one baby
04:34i used to see the birdwatcher guy
04:36the black dude
04:36i used to see him in central park
04:37he's famous
04:38yeah he had the run-in with the white chick
04:40that's the original karen
04:41yeah
04:42i'm sorry i can't hear you either
04:44all right that's enough of that
04:46hey did you guys see that new woman we hired
04:48karen in the hallway
04:50oh my god
04:50she looked so fast
04:52that was the worst thing