It's the speech everyone has been talking about all week. Meltdown's State Of Rock N' Roll Address! Featuring exotic locales, celebrity appearances and a recap by Don Jamieson from That Metal Show! Thanks for watching!
*No animals were harmed in the making of this video and Meltdown only had to stand on one phone book to look taller than the podium.
*No animals were harmed in the making of this video and Meltdown only had to stand on one phone book to look taller than the podium.
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00:00Riff TV presents Meltdown's Meltdown
00:04Ladies and gentlemen, the president of rock and roll, Meltdown!
00:30Thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you. Thank you so much. Please be seated. Be seated. Thank you.
00:39I'm here to tell you that rock and roll in 2019 is in a great place.
00:43We've got new music coming out this year from Buck Cherry, Megadeth, Rob Zombie, Red Hat Chili Peppers, Avenged Sevenfold, even Tool.
00:51We don't need Maroon 5, an elite singer, faking his way through guitar solos, shirtless, looking like Cracker Jack tattoos just threw up all over him.
01:11Thank you. Thank you, everybody.
01:13We've got some great tours coming up this year as well from the likes of Disturbed and Kiss, Muse, all sorts of great festivals.
01:20Sammy Hagar, of course, Riff Fest, July 13th, featuring Shinedown.
01:24Get your tickets at Ticketmaster.com, and of course, keep it locked on the Riff for your chance to win.
01:34Listen, everybody. We don't rock because it is easy. We rock because it's hard.
01:44Read my lips. No more lip syncing.
01:50Ask not what your DJ can do for you.
01:57Ask what you can do for your DJ.
02:04In closing, the state of the Rock and Roll Union is strong.
02:08Thank you. God bless you.
02:10And God bless America.
02:11Keep on rockin'.
02:13And now, a reaction from the Constituents.
02:19Three cheers for my man, Mr. Rock and Roll, in Detroit.
02:25Hit the nail on the head.
02:27Rock and Roll is here to stay.
02:28It's bigger and better than ever.
02:302019 is going to be a huge year.
02:32Especially if he says so, it shall be my favorite DJ in the country.
02:39I never miss a show.
02:40Love you, Melting Pot.
02:42You're dead.
02:42I never miss a show.
02:43Get stuck.
02:45Get stuck.
02:49I never miss a show.
02:50We're not getting queues.
02:51I'm off.
02:51How did you do?
02:53Don't do it?
02:53We're not getting that.
02:55At any time, for you, Melting Pot.
02:57If you're interested, you didn't buy stuff.
02:58You're with words.
03:03God bless America.
03:03What's your name?
03:03Contemplative?
03:04What's your name?
03:04What are your name?
03:06The Lord of the Dead?
03:07He's a cat.
03:07E знаешь, life.
03:07I'm Musa.
03:09What's your name?
03:09What's your name?
03:09The Lord of the Dead?