Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who won $500,000 after asking the store clerk to pick out his lottery ticket and wonder how James would have reacted if that happened to him in Arizona.
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00:00a michigan man asked a grocery store clerk okay you pick out the winning lottery ticket for me
00:10and it worked oh my god the 73 year old guy from dickinson county who chose to remain anonymous
00:16recently won half a million dollars on the ticket that the clerk selected that's so happy you won
00:24i really appreciate your help i'm not gonna give you a dime i didn't think so nope nope he asked the
00:33to pick his winner for him he scratched the ticket off and he got a frosty the snowman symbol which
00:40meant five hundred thousand dollars wow that's crazy he just came forward to claim his winnings
00:46the ticket was purchased at econo foods in marquette james you're you're in the height of arizona
00:54yeah driving to the hood every morning driving to the hood old guy comes in yep like hey
01:01pick a lottery ticket for me oh okay how about you know what looks good this looks lucky how about
01:07frosty's fortune here we go yeah scratch that off it's a ten dollar ticket but hey it's it's on the
01:13list of the potential winners still in circulation all right you probably got a pretty good chance of
01:18winning frosty i got frosty five hundred thousand dollars frosty are you serious right now yeah look
01:28i was gonna buy one of those on my break look at it i gave you the one i probably would have bought
01:33oh thank you i gotta go give all this money away to people you don't know
01:39imagine what you could have done with that i could have got so i could have i could have lived a happy
01:52life if all this money all my problems would be gone i wouldn't be fighting at home i wouldn't be
01:59crying on my way into it oh man i'll tell you what is the tallest building if that happened to me
02:04in the closest vicinity of this yeah station if that happened to me i'd swan dive off something tall
02:09i've considered it quite a bit quite a few times i figured i figured i've considered it quite a bit
02:16sweet release grandpa are you gonna give anything to that guy that picked the ticket for you why
02:21he picked the winning ticket for you he's probably an illegal alien
02:24no sir i assure you i'm born he looks mexican to me sir i assure you his name is james campbell
02:33most people look mexican to me i'm old and from arizona good i feel even better about this now
02:38that's right life just keeps getting sweeter life's so sweet it's so fun every time you see frosty
02:48the snowman oh my god he hates he hates more lives now
02:54no he loves my favorite music singer during christmas times is now ruined
03:02oh it'd be too bad james it would just the memories would just come frosty the snowman was alive
03:08oh frosty you son of a bitch you sick son of a bitch frosty
03:15where were you when i needed you frosty snowman
03:20you bring joy and wonder to these kids lives at the cartoon show
03:24you bring joy and wonder to this racist old man with half a million dollars but me
03:29i'm going to stay here it's like i'm stuck in purgatory
03:34purgatory
03:36purgatory arizona and listen arizona for james was like purgatory yeah it was
03:41especially the arizona gas station it was bad trust me i talked to him a couple of times from
03:46there i didn't think he was going to make it no oh he almost didn't turn off that frosty
03:50turn it off turn it off bad memories oh my god thank god this didn't happen to james
03:56now that i really think about it now that i really think because the frosty thing
04:00takes it to a whole new level it probably would have actually forced me to take all my life savings
04:04and buy scratcher tickets oh no this is this is my only escape i got i picked it out once i
04:11can pick it out again right oh yeah all right well forget frosty let's go to the santa bucks
04:15i'll scratch the santa bucks that that fat jolly bastard he's never let me down
04:18screw you frosty i'm team santa now baby oh that's terrible too too bad that morning i realized
04:26the only thing left to do was the swan drop swan dive headfirst out that bedroom window make sure i
04:32land right on my neck okay all righty i'll do it he makes sure to say he wants it to be a head
04:39injury it's his neck no he wants it to snap i gotta make sure i'm dead guys because then with my look
04:45i thought i would have tried it and then i would have been in a wheelchair the rest of my life
04:48yeah for sure but hard to wear thongs in a wheelchair if you feel that way talk to somebody
04:54yes sit tight weather the storm because things will get better yeah james is a shining example
04:59for james things got better he didn't swan dive it worked out no dave was like my guardian angel
05:04like you rescued me from purgatory there's more trained professionals out there that can help you
05:09for sure in naples hi aaron how are you i'm doing very good dave so what's your comment i have i got a
05:16friend of mine that plays a lottery he plays a scratch offs every week okay and he plays the same one
05:20he gets like 10 of them like every week so he bought 10 of them scratched them off in the
05:25parking lot at the gas station so he said he was feeling lucky so he ran back inside to get back
05:29in line he gets the same lottery that he gets a dude cuts in front of him and my friend's like
05:34whatever i don't like fighting anyone today or whatever the guy picked the same lottery ticket
05:38no the one he was gonna get and won fifty thousand dollars in front of him when he was getting the
05:43same exact ticket cut him off and then wins the one he was gonna get that's even worse i think
05:50that's even worse because that one could have been yours the thing is a murder charge yeah
05:54but you pussed out you know like you you you you bitched up you got to defend your line and
05:59right it's only up to you right pussies don't win yeah no they don't it's a real life lesson
06:07the winner is when he finds out i got a box cutter in my pocket oh my god oh my god
06:12oh my god oh my god on that note we'll take a quick break when we come back in a moment those
06:17crazy canadians and much more still to go
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