A driver in Florida crashed through the front doors of an adult store and the show talk about how it would be 'Chuck Luck' for Chuck to end up pinned under that car and interviewed by the news.
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00:00It sucks to be old.
00:08Well, an old guy in Fort Myers got a little too excited last night as he was pulling up to his
00:18local adult store. Oh. Buy one of those rubber vaginas. Can't wait. I just found out about them.
00:27On Ask Jeeves. Have it updated. I won't run those updates on my computer. I refuse to Google.
00:41He ended up plowing his black Kia right inside Seduction. Yep. Seduction.
00:51Seduction Intimate Playthings. Right off US-41 near Winkler.
00:55Uh, the back of the car is on the sidewalk, but he and the front of the Kia were inside
01:04the adult store. There's a couple of, a couple of photos here.
01:09The raw power of a Kia just gets away from you sometimes. It's too much to handle.
01:16Yeah. They say it's unclear how the senior driver lost control or if anyone inside the
01:24car was injured. Look at the people at the side. They're my favorite. Yeah. They're like,
01:30we don't know. We don't know. We don't know. There's the aftermath of the seduction. I just
01:36want trash. Toys. Yeah. He throws on his windshield wipers and starts wiping lingerie off.
01:43Yeah. Wow. It's right off the road. Oh yeah. So he was coming in hot probably, right? He was
01:51excited. He was coming in hot and couldn't stop in time. Went right inside Seduction. There was not
01:56a place we ever thought you'd need, but I guess pervy old guys need toys too, right? Well,
02:02and they're the ones probably going to these places. Yeah. Cause I would just order. Yeah.
02:06They don't know about internet. Yeah. They don't know about order. Right. Right. The excitement
02:09of the store. It's their little excitement for the day. Thursday, I'm going to Seduction.
02:14It's probably, probably happened at 8 a.m. As soon as they crack the doors open.
02:18Going to give me one of those rubber asses. I want to try it before I buy it. Oh, poor
02:26guy. Feel like that. And now you probably want to be inconspicuous going in and out of
02:32Seduction, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. So when you drive right inside of it, you've lost that
02:38anonymity. I'd quickly, I'd quickly be looking at the stores around it and saying I was going
02:46there. Yeah, definitely. I had to park, but I needed to go to Stamps R Us. Yeah. I was going
02:55into the Kinkos. Some guy in Fort Myers was there yesterday just as this happened. He said they tried
03:00to interview for the news, but I didn't want anyone to know I was at Seduction. He was at Seduction?
03:07He was at Seduction when it happened. Yeah. You run. You run out of there. Imagine Chuck's in
03:12Seduction when a car crashes into it. You see him. I go out the back door.
03:16Run. Run. I'm like, how do you get me out of here? The worst thing that could happen
03:22to you is you're pinned under the car. Oh, yeah. Oh, there's a man under there. No, and
03:27like, I'm pinned with like a bunch of anal stuff. There's like butt plugs all around your
03:35face. Big dogger beside your head. Somebody help him. Hi, the news. Are you okay, sir? You
03:44are the only victim here in Seduction. I'm stuck, but I'm fine. Is it okay if we interview
03:49you right here while you're pinned under this car? Is that okay? Can you move the butt plug
03:53away from my... It's kind of touching my cheek. I see that one. That one's like right by your
03:58face. Yeah, just give it a kick. Yeah, I'll kick that out of the way. I'll take these lingeries
04:05off your head, too. I appreciate that. Since you have no use of your arms. It's my first
04:09time here, believe it or not. I don't. I don't believe that. It's my only time I've ever gone
04:13to an in-store sex shop. And I've been pinned by a car, so. Yeah, this is rough times. They
04:20call it chuck luck, just in case you're new. Can you describe the seconds leading up to this
04:24incident, sir? I was perusing the butt plugs. And obviously you can tell they're a little
04:31bit too close to the window when that old maniac over there ran into me and pinned me
04:37down. I've been warning people for a long time about these seniors, and they don't have any
04:41senior blockers here, and I don't know if I'm dead underneath. You can't feel your legs
04:46or any of that? It's hard to tell. Yeah, one of your shoes is on the other side. It's over
04:50there by the rubber asses. I can't feel anything. How long have you been pinned under here like
04:56this? It's been about 25 minutes so far, yeah. That's a long time.
05:01Yeah, yeah. Well, no one's in a hurry. Yeah, nobody seems to be trying to trying to help
05:05you here. No, that's too bad. Just another Florida senior story, you know? Well, Channel
05:105's on your side. We'll get you out. Thanks. Thank you. Thanks. I don't watch the news,
05:14but thanks. Total chuck luck. Yeah. Total chuck luck. He makes the venture into a sex shop
05:22and gets pinned under an old man's car. Yep. And interviewed on the news. Yep. With butt plugs all
05:30around me.
05:31No.
05:32No.
05:32No.