00:00Ok, Newbies, vous êtes up.
00:015, 6, ready, work!
00:05Arch those backs, kiddies.
00:06Am I doing this wrong?
00:07I feel like Velma, searching for her glasses.
00:11So, you know how we're nowhere near the places we thought we'd be in our lives?
00:14We spent the last part of our official youth stuck inside.
00:16Just here, watering houseplants.
00:19You have too many plants.
00:21I saw Wes today.
00:22Jules?
00:23I didn't see you.
00:24You were hiding behind a stack of containers that are made out of clear plastic.
00:27Are we actually seeing Jules sexually frustrated?
00:30I feel like I'm in 8th grade.
00:31Well, I can tell you what I did in 8th grade and it involved ruining several electric toothbrushes.
00:36Very graphic.
00:39My life is going nowhere.
00:41Nowhere.
00:42Hiya, kittens.
00:44And here we go again.
00:45Where are they all going?
00:46They're all taking flights to their future.
00:49Just like you two have to do.
00:51Good luck figuring out where you wanna go, dollface!
00:54Yee-haw!
00:57Today is the start of the new chapter for us.
00:59I went to business school to become an entrepreneur.
01:01And we're putting up a bar for women.
01:03A bar with Rosé on tap.
01:05Somewhere where you can yell at the TV while watching The Bachelor.
01:08I just heard the words Rosé and Bachelor in the same sentence, so yes to whatever that's for.
01:14I have decided to work hard and see where it takes me.
01:17I will mentor you.
01:18Yes, I have perfect skin and I'm wildly successful, but what is my legacy?
01:23That sounded pretty good.
01:25Who was that?
01:26He was clearly hitting on you.
01:27I thought my days of being attracted to straight men were behind me, and yet, here we are.
01:31You texted a guy without my input?
01:35Input?
01:36What?
01:37So, what do we think of Jules opening here?
01:39How did that make you all feel?
01:40Bad.
01:41Oh, he might not remember my name.
01:42Let me just...
01:43No, no, no, no, no!
01:44Who thinks sending a gift just now was a weird move?
01:51I need a drink.
01:52Pop that shit.
01:54That's how friends work.
01:56Even if it's hard, you trust each other and you show up.
01:59Remind me again why you needed us for this?
02:02If I had one, what kind do you think I'd have?
02:05Circumcised?
02:06Is it like shoes?
02:07Do you need to walk around the store a little, make sure it's comfortable?
02:09Curve or no curve?
02:11These are the questions.
02:14I'm feeling good.
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