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Lezama Mao
  • 4/14/2025
A sumo wrestler sits on an unfortunate man's face

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00:00with fate. Here's how it works. First, we pick a guy out of the studio audience,
00:04and our first guy is Scott Trojanowski from Milwaukee.
00:12Nice. Hi, Scott. How are you? How are you doing?
00:16Wow, Trojanowski, huh? Yeah. You are extra Polish, aren't you? Extra.
00:21You could practically be a kielbasa with that last name. Pretty much.
00:24What do you do, Trojanowski? You just stuff the links, or what do you do?
00:28Actually, I am a food distributor. You are? In Milwaukee.
00:32And was that shirt some kind of bonus for selling an extra crate of Velveeta?
00:36I got it for my birthday. You got it for your birthday? Well, very nice. All right.
00:40Well, here's how it works, Scott. We got a bunch of categories on the wheel, some good, some bad.
00:44What are the good ones, Adam? Well, all the Cuban cigars you can fit in your mouth.
00:48Nice. That's a good thing.
00:51Pinata full of porn.
00:53The six-foot sub that looks like 12 feet, because art is three.
01:03And Juggie Pig Pile.
01:05Yeah.
01:08That sounds all right, huh?
01:09That sounds really nice.
01:11However, there are some other spots on the wheel.
01:14Namely, Uggie Pig Pile.
01:17A special feature called Eat Jimmy's Wiener.
01:25Let me just show you what we got here.
01:28This is, it's just a normal, everyday wiener.
01:30You probably sell these, except I'm going to shove it down my pants to get it warm.
01:35Oh, that is great.
01:36Oh, yeah?
01:37All right, sumo yokozuna, sumo wrestler squats on your head, and of course, clothes in a wood chipper.
01:47You strip naked, we throw your clothes in.
01:51Now, remember, the wheel is not rigged. You have an equal chance of landing on any space.
01:56Are you prepared to obey the wheel and accept whatever hand it deals you?
02:01Yes, I am.
02:01Then spin the wheel of destiny.
02:10Wow, that's a good spin.
02:12Yeah.
02:14I'm going to be as old as Bob Barker by the time this thing stops spinning.
02:19And where are we?
02:23I am.
02:25I am.
02:28I am.
02:31Oh, stop.
02:34Wow.
02:36Wow.
02:37Please have a seat.
02:39Plant your ass right down there.
02:41Have a seat.
02:42Light it down.
02:44And let's...
02:46Now, do you know how the yokozuna works?
02:50Just watch out for my teeth.
02:51All right.
02:53Just watch out for his rectum.
02:55Let's help him up.
03:18All right, Scott.
03:25Very nice.
03:27That's lovely.
03:28Who's up?