00:00A toast to my new wife, the empress of Russia.
00:05Huzzah!
00:10It is...
00:11No, you don't talk, my love.
00:12Oh, of course.
00:15It must be an enormous responsibility and honour to lead a country of such import.
00:20It's actually not that hard.
00:21I'm happy to hear anyone's problems with me.
00:25Don't worry about the bodies.
00:26I would like to be useful to Russia, to help its greatness.
00:30You will bear my ears. There is no higher use.
00:32Rabbit!
00:34These sticks are to enhance your fertility, but I cannot work out whether we wave them over your womb or insert them into you.
00:40I'm pretty sure it's a wave-them situation.
00:45Together, we could create a greater Russia.
00:47Well, I rule you, sir.
00:49Your bride is unhappy. You must clear the clouds.
00:52We should find you a lover.
00:53It's marvellous.
00:59I like to be alone in the morning.
01:01Now, we shall create the day together with sunny dispositions and fearless hearts.
01:05We shall discuss whether or not to kill the empress.
01:08She is a strange creature who I sense is at times laughing at me.
01:12Empress, there are unhappy men here looking for a leader.
01:15If the emperor dies, Russia goes to the empress.
01:21Russia must be saved, and I'm with it.
01:25I don't want to kill you. You're not a bad person.
01:27I could kill you. You are a bad person.
01:32You're funny.
01:33Treason is what we're discussing here.
01:37It's a dangerous game.
01:40Do not worry.
01:42All is bliss in the court of Catherine the Great.
01:48Touche.
01:48Do you mean touche?
01:52This is science!
01:54Enjoy!
01:54I'm a fan!
01:57Don't worry!
02:14Don't worry!
02:14I'm a fan!
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