00:00How was your session with your therapist today?
00:02She thinks that I should put myself out there
00:04and find someone to have sex with.
00:06She didn't say the sex part.
00:08I added that.
00:10I'm a weirdo.
00:11That's what everyone says.
00:13Sometimes I don't know what people mean when they say things.
00:15Sam, people on the spectrum date, you know.
00:18Girls don't really notice me at all,
00:19and I'm not great at picking up signals.
00:21She's smiling right at you.
00:23You need to turn that down, like, 70%.
00:26Casey, why does my to-do list say remove stick from the butt?
00:32I don't know.
00:33But if it's on there, you got to do it, right?
00:35I can't find my work pants.
00:38Sam's going to start dating.
00:40You and I were much older when we met.
00:42Maybe it's time for us to take a step back.
00:45You want to know how to get the girls?
00:47I'm taking you to Poon City.
00:48That's not a real place.
00:50Nope, not doing that.
00:53There are strategies I could teach him.
00:55I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:57I can do things.
00:58Strategies are when you get your heart broken.
01:00Sometimes I wish I was normal.
01:03Dude, nobody's normal.
01:08Your son has the same desire to be loved that we all do.
01:12Paige?
01:12Why shouldn't he pursue it?
01:18My family is fragile.
01:20Everything is Sam this and autism that.
01:22Maybe it's time for you to have your own life.
01:23Whoever first said practice makes perfect was an idiot.
01:29Humans can't be perfect because we're not machines.
01:34The best thing that you can say about practice is that it makes better.
01:38At some point, I really, really hope that I get to see boobs.
01:49The best thing that you can say about practice is that it makes perfect for you to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to be able to
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