Chelsea Handler : Uganda Be Kidding Me Live

Chelsea Handler raconte ses aventures en Afrique dans son premier stand-up Netflix Original.

Transcript

00:00Sous-titrage MFP.

00:30Sous-titrage MFP.

01:00If you go to Alaska and you think, oh, this is going to be fresh and interesting, and then you meet Alaskans.

01:06It's like they're Asian with a touch of the downs.

01:11I hate PETA.

01:12I will eat a cat to piss PETA off.

01:14I would fucking feed a parrot to a cat, cook them both, and then eat it just to piss PETA off and send them a video.

01:19I was so happy when I got to Africa.

01:23I said, well, hook up with the safari guys.

01:25She goes, you want to go to the AIDS capital of the world to hook up?

01:34I said, yeah, I mean, bring a condom.

01:37AIDS isn't going to, I'm not a quitter, bitch.

01:39Are you?

01:40Are you a fucking quitter?

01:41Love is a problem.

01:43Love is a problem.

01:49There.