Almost Christmas

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Pour la première fois depuis un décès survenu dans le clan, une famille au grand complet se retrouve pour fêter Noël : les situations cocasses se succèdent...

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00:00We're not going to make it to Christmas, are we?

00:03Not a damn chance.

00:06Nothing says the holidays quite like family.

00:09I wasn't expecting you for another day or two.

00:12Your room's upstairs.

00:14But the liquor's in the dining room.

00:16Hey Walter, is the family coming for Christmas?

00:19Every single one of them.

00:21Rachel, Rachel, Rachel.

00:22Where's your husband?

00:23Ex-husband.

00:24Oh.

00:24Hey Rachel, you know he's single.

00:27Okay mama.

00:28So sorry about your loss.

00:31The African-American woman is the backbone of the black family.

00:34Who is his white man?

00:36Those are those pink pants, Malibu Barbie.

00:39They gonna kill each other out there.

00:41Uh-oh, somebody got a boyfriend.

00:44I got vibrators older than that child.

00:47Give it to me.

00:48You're burning macaroni.

00:50It was going to be disgusting.

00:51I did you a favor.

00:52Do me a damn favor, don't burn down the damn house.

00:54I got it, I got it.

00:55Uh-oh.

00:56What the hell did y'all do?

00:57You can't afford to buy me no more outfits like this.

01:00This my jack-a-coin, jack-a-coin, jack-a-coin.

01:02All I'm asking is for five days, do you all to act like a family?

01:06You all should feel like a bunch of dumbasses.

01:09It's gonna blow my buzz.

01:11If I close my eyes, I can see mom in here like it was yesterday.

01:15She is here.

01:16She is here.

01:17She's in every pot, in every pan.

01:19We are standing on holy ground.

01:22Hallelujah!

01:23My husband's gonna kill himself.

01:25Nothing like positive reinforcement for the holiday.

01:28And that's not good.

01:29Come on, Santa Claus.

01:30Time to go get them ho-ho-hos.

01:31Did you find everything you need?

01:32Sometimes you find things that you're not even looking for.

01:35Do you want some stuff in there?

01:36Boy, I'm a grown-ass woman.

01:37I'm gonna stab your ass with this fork.

01:38Do you hear me?

01:39I would love that.

01:40At least we know it can't get any worse.

01:41Lonnie?

01:42Oh, my God.

01:43Oh, my God.

01:44You two know each other?

01:45Mm-hmm.

01:46Oh, shit.

01:47Oh!

01:48Oh!

01:49Oh!

01:50Oh!

01:51Oh!

01:52Oh!

01:53Oh!

01:54Oh!

01:55Oh!

01:56Oh!

01:57Oh!

01:58Oh!

01:59Oh!

02:00Oh!

02:01Oh!

02:02Oh!

02:03Oh!

02:04Oh!

02:05Oh!

02:06Oh!

02:07Oh!

02:08Oh!

02:09Oh!

02:10Oh, my gosh!

02:11What the hell is going on?

02:12I'm his wife, you dumb bitch.

02:14Who you calling a dumb bitch?

02:15You, you dumb bitch, young bitch, silly bitch, dead bitch.

02:18She got the gun, bitch.

02:19Lonnie, if you're gonna bring bitches in here, bring a smart bitch.

02:21I'm too old for this.

02:28You sound beautiful, Aunt May.

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