Easy

Télé 7 Jours

Easy, diminutif de Isidoro, un ancien pilote, se voit confier un nouveau travail loin des circuits de course : prendre un cercueil, avec le corps d'un briqueteur ukrainien, et le transporter d'Italie dans un petit village de montagne en Ukraine. Mais il se perd rapidement après la frontière. Son aventure de toute une vie peut commencer.

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00:00According to this study, if I was doing less laundry and less dishes, we would be having more sex.

00:05It's not our fault if you feel emasculated.

00:07Exactly.

00:08But you're saying that the women are less likely to want to fuck the guy if they're making more money.

00:13Bam!

00:13No.

00:14Okay.

00:14I'll fuck you about it.

00:16You want to set up a Tinder account?

00:17For what purpose?

00:18Well, so we're like a very sexy couple.

00:20Seeking another woman.

00:24Dance with me.

00:25Dance with me.

00:26Do you know how many people end up missing the one because they're texting?

00:31Do you want to take your coat off and stay a while?

00:33No, I don't.

00:34I think I'm okay with my coat on.

00:35Oh, no.

00:37I want you to think of my vagina as a beautiful, sexy thing.

00:41You made that with your dick.

00:42I sure did.

00:43There is his.

00:44That's his.

00:45He's got your little baby dick, too.

00:51Oh, my God.

00:52I don't think I can move.

00:53We're 15 years in your relationship.

00:57His cock doesn't get rock hard.

01:00You say we're done, and it doesn't feel that way to me.

01:03It's got to be about more than that.

01:05If I don't want to fuck you, there's something else missing.

01:07Yes.

01:08Hi there.

01:09Mr. Hayden.

01:10This is the noise you're doing.

01:11First of all, I'm a construction worker, right?

01:14So why am I fixing your sink?

01:15I've been on four dates, two were bar dates, two were coffee dates.

01:28And?

01:29The two bar dates, I slept with them.

01:30That's the difference between coffee and vodka.

01:32Tell me what you want, what you want, what you want, what you tell me what you want.

01:45I'm going to go to the next one.

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