00:00You guys, I'm trying to do printouts for the open house tomorrow and my laptop keeps crashing.
00:04Does anybody have a functioning computer I can jump on?
00:07Nope.
00:08Mine crashed twice this morning.
00:09Yes, but you have to tap my monitor three times and say a little prayer for the Wi-Fi to work.
00:15Yeah, so because the district took away all of our stuff from the golf course and Ava gave away our funds to other schools at the budget meeting,
00:24Abbott's back to square one.
00:26Not my favorite shape. More of a triangle girly.
00:29I actually played a triangle in high school if you...
00:31Anyway, we have a plan.
00:33As part of the open house this year, we are having a car wash to raise money.
00:40Okay, before I blast this on socials that I don't have to pay to be verified on, how much are we charging for the car wash?
00:45Ah, we are not charging anything and relying purely on donations.
00:49You know, when you rely on the kindness in people's hearts, you start to realize there is no kindness in people's hearts.
00:55No, look, we lure people in with a free car wash, but then they see the cute kids and us working extremely hard and they feel guilty.
01:04And people will pay anything to get rid of the guilt.
01:07Well, donations work wonders for my church.
01:10My church promised me my own planet.
01:12They better pay up.
01:13Great, and are we still going to call it AvaFest? You know, to pay homage to Ava?
01:17Yeah, if you want to pay homage and a hefty licensing fee.
01:21She trademarked AvaFest and she sent a cease and desist.
01:25Girlfriend.
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