Love... And Other Reasons to Panic | movie | 2015 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00She Was Unusual

00:14He Was Unusual

00:30Who's your daddy? Yes or no?

00:32This is a democracy. Have you no shame? Have you no shame?

00:36Together they were a match made in heaven.

00:40Good question. Uh...

00:43Well, it would have to contain the rousing strains of Wagner's Rite of the Valkyries,

00:48mixed in with the barbarity of Sodom and Gomorrah,

00:51all filmed in a bath of pastel colors recalling a biblical apocalyptic dreamscape

00:56that even Vlad the Impaler would stay away from.

00:59Good answer.

01:01They fell in love.

01:03Are you one of those vote libertarian, down with poultry farms,

01:08yes to tofu, broccoli, Carl Jung, telepathy,

01:12leniency for insider traders, pro-unions, three-stage water filters,

01:17diamond sutures and chocolate fudge type of people?

01:20Yeah, actually.

01:22But they ran into some snags.

01:25Hey, what's going on?

01:27Did you know that a man was killed in this house?

01:29Yeah, so?

01:30So, so, like, when are you going to tell me?

01:33Listen, he's dead. What do you care?

01:35I mean, he's flown up to heaven or he got sucked down into hell.

01:37Whatever. This house is a steal.

01:39It's got bad karma.

01:40It's got great plumbing, right?

01:42Excellent.

01:43I don't think that we should see each other anymore.

01:46And now he has to win her back.

01:49I love you.

01:51And I'll do anything to have you back.

01:54Love and other reasons to panic.