Instagrammer On Back-To-Work Woes

Brut India

Can’t wait to get back to office? Instagrammer vellijanani has a few words for you.

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00:00And the people who are saying,

00:01Hey, we miss going to work.

00:03I can't wait to get back to work.

00:04Don't make a fool out of someone else.

00:06You attend meetings in a potty seat, don't you?

00:09Even we know that.

00:22I've had a very heart-wrenching incident.

00:25Three days ago, I got an email from the office

00:27with the subject line, return to work.

00:30So, what does it mean?

00:32I mean, I'll have to get out of the potty,

00:35take a bath, get ready,

00:37and go to the office.

00:39I'll have to see people's faces.

00:41And they haven't called me to the office yet.

00:44They've just asked me,

00:45How do you feel about coming to work?

00:47How safe do you feel about it?

00:49And my soul is trembling.

00:51And I want to ask them,

00:52Why do you have to do it?

00:53I mean,

00:54Everyone's lives are going well here.

00:56Your revenue is increasing.

00:57Your transport and facilities are being saved.

01:00Why are you kicking the poor man's stomach?

01:02And just now, my dark circles have gone away.

01:05I mean, I had a little fun in life.

01:08And, I mean,

01:09I've lost my tanning.

01:11And I've packed my jeans, trousers, bras,

01:13and put them aside.

01:15I've got used to living in my pyjamas.

01:17It's like this,

01:18Human being is a creature of habit.

01:20The lion's mouth is now covered in blood.

01:23So, it can't happen now.

01:24It's a simple thing.

01:26If you give a bone to a dog and take the bone back from its mouth,

01:28It won't come home.

01:29What else will it do?

01:30Those who are saying,

01:32Hey, I miss going to work.

01:33I can't wait to get back to work.

01:36Look,

01:36Don't fool anyone.

01:38The meetings you're attending on the potty seat,

01:42We know that too.

01:43Zoya, if you're watching this video,

01:46This video is only for entertainment purposes.

01:48There are no jobs like that in the market.

01:49Please don't fire me.

01:51I'll work wherever you tell me to.

01:53I'll come to your house and work.

01:56I'll come to your house and work.

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