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Brut India
  • 4/18/2025
The next time you talk badly to your nani, she might spit straight fire at you. Mr. Cardamom shows you just how.
Transcript
00:00Mom?
00:02You're living in our house now, Mom.
00:04We're not living in yours.
00:05Why do I have to keep telling you this?
00:07And then, on Wednesday,
00:08you forget to pick up Nikhil from school.
00:10All of your meddling,
00:11these questions,
00:12and the TV series
00:13will cause you to lose sight of the fact
00:14that you are not a good nani.
00:16I'm the best damn nani
00:17that you ever done seen.
00:18Fucked top five nanis
00:19and fucked top three.
00:21I'm the number one nani.
00:22Don't fuck with me.
00:23Fuck any of the nanis
00:24as they better than Praveen.
00:26Cause I'm 85 years old.
00:2785 years old.
00:2885 years.
00:29With my family on my back,
00:30so I outlast everybody.
00:32All my fucking haters
00:33don't know me now,
00:34then you never know me later.
00:35Say,
00:36maybe
00:37in an elevator
00:38to the top,
00:39go and find your own waiter.
00:40Drinking all the water
00:41poured for me by my waiter.
00:43Not just anyone,
00:44but the half-fucking major.
00:46At the top,
00:47we're at peace.
00:48Got a great grandkid,
00:49man, fuckin' ace.
00:50Drinking all the water
00:51poured for me by my waiter.
00:52Not just anyone,
00:53but the half-fucking major.
00:55At the top,
00:56we're at peace.
00:57Got a great grandkid,
00:58man, fuckin' ace.
00:59Wrapped in a shawl
01:00just in case I go face.
01:01But you never catch me,
01:02better just catch Zace.
01:04Oh, Ragawa.
01:06Oh, Ragawa.
01:08Marugi Lada.
01:11Oh, Ragawa.
01:13Marugi Lada.
01:15Oh, Ragawa.
01:20Nani!
01:22Nani!
01:25Nani!
01:27Nani!
01:30Nani!
01:33Nani!
01:35Nani!
01:38Nani!
01:40This the Nani anthem,
01:41jammin' to the bantam.
01:42Weight class,
01:43warp class,
01:44and I want you for ransom.
01:45Got a grandson
01:46that's handsome
01:47and handsome.
01:48Spends his income
01:49on dim sum to fill time.
01:50You,
01:51you talkin' retention.
01:52Me,
01:53I'm talkin' expansion.
01:54Got the whole squad here,
01:55keep them in detention.
01:56And I'm not
01:57in the business
01:58of takin' no tension.
01:59So, so,
02:00gather round now,
02:01celebrate me.
02:02I'm your boss,
02:03I'm your fuckin' Nani.
02:04Got a doctorate, bitch,
02:05so don't fuckin' try me.
02:06Don't need a Nanu
02:07cause I'm livin' Maji.
02:09Nani!
02:10Bow down for ya.
02:11Nani!
02:12Make a round for ya.
02:13Nani!
02:15Make a sign for ya.
02:16Nani!
02:17Give a crown to ya.
02:18Nani!
02:20Bow down for ya.
02:21Nani!
02:22Make a round for ya.
02:23Nani!
02:24Make a sign for ya.
02:25Nani!
02:26Let it go.
02:27Go ahead,
02:28make a rap for ya Nani.
02:29It's a rap.
02:30Get the guap,
02:31spend a rack on ya Nani.
02:32Spend a rack.
02:33Come through,
02:34give a dab to ya Nani.
02:35If you really feelin' good,
02:36spend a track for ya Nani.
02:37Nani!
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