Lahore mei gadhay kamm hogaye, adhay log kha Gaye baqi Islamabad bhej diye Gaye  Lahorio per Dr Muhammad Younis Butt ki tehrir - video Dailymotion

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لاہور میں گدھے کم ہو گئے، آدھے لوگ کھا گئے باقی اسلام آباد بھیج دیے گئے  لاہوریوں پر ڈاکٹر  محمد یونس بٹ کی تحریر

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00:00There are three types of Punjabis, one is Sikh, second is non-Sikh and third one is Lahori.

00:06Lahori are historically very much alive in the village.

00:10If any attacker would attack Lahore,

00:13then he would be worried to see the Lahoris,

00:16that I have captured it, they are celebrating.

00:22Karachi is a city that never sleeps.

00:25And Lahore is a city that never wakes up.

00:31Karachi people are not as scared of Lahori girls as Lahori girls are scared of Urdu.

00:37Lahoris are also not as scared of Karachi girls as they are scared of their health.

00:42They are always worried that the girl might get a fracture in the expression of love.

00:47If Karachi people buy a 5 kg watermelon,

00:50then they call home and say,

00:52open the big gate, I am bringing the watermelon.

00:55And if a Lahori comes home with a 5 kg watermelon,

00:58then the family says,

01:00he has brought a sheep.

01:03The easiest way to learn the language of a place is to marry a girl from that place.

01:08By the way, Punjabi is a language that does not come from one marriage.

01:12You have to make two or three attempts.

01:14They say, every successful man has a woman behind him.

01:18But Lahoris say,

01:20every successful man has a woman behind him.

01:23There was a time in Sikhism,

01:25when Lahore became so dirty that if you could see a clean man,

01:30you would immediately know that he is a newcomer to the city.

01:37Today, Lahorians can proudly say that there are the fewest donkeys in Lahore.

01:41Zaida has been eaten by those,

01:43who have sent the rest to Islamabad.

01:46Lahorians do not even have a new disease of Corona.

01:48They say, headache, body aches, breathing problems,

01:51high temperature, living, medicine.

01:53If there are such symptoms now, then it is called Corona.

01:58Earlier, in which these symptoms used to be,

02:00it was called married.

02:04Lahorians catch the disease immediately.

02:07Do you understand?

02:08Do you understand?

02:09A Lahori's leg was broken,

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02:47So he started saying,

02:49So you tell me, what should I hang?

02:52Lahori doesn't stay quiet.

02:54Aslamabad doesn't speak either.

02:56And no one listens to Karachi people.

02:58Aslamabad is that city,

03:00whose residences are also of rent.

03:02Earlier, there were doors all around Lahore.

03:06Now, Lahore is all around these doors.

03:09Lahori didn't change.

03:10Lahori has also changed.

03:12A few days ago, I asked a Lahori friend,

03:14Are you living in Lahore today?

03:16He said, No, no.

03:18These days, I am living in DHA.

Lahore mei gadhay kamm hogaye, adhay log kha Gaye baqi Islamabad bhej diye Gaye Lahorio per Dr Muhammad Younis Butt ki tehrir

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