00:00Oh, wow! Look at you!
00:05That is the baby Colin Robinson, I assume.
00:07I can mold this boy into the most interesting adult there has ever been.
00:11He really loves musical theatre.
00:14What have the dark lord wrought?
00:17Well done!
00:20This is the big opening of our nightclub.
00:23We want the drinks to be very expensive so then we attract rich humans.
00:27Rich humans are basically like veal.
00:29Conceptually repulsive but so buttery on my tongue.
00:34My search for a new wife has not been going so great.
00:37I am not a creep. I am just a very ancient warrior who wishes to marry you.
00:42Come back!
00:44Whoops!
00:45Cheers!
00:55What's the word for what you guys are?
00:57Polyamorous?
00:58Oh, I was thinking filthy hippies.
01:04The water damage is ruining the wood.
01:06Not this wood.
01:07I still think we should try that old vampire freestyle rap again.
01:11Gonna bust loose on the club roof, sucking throat juice like it's Grey Goose.
01:17FX is what we do in the shadows.
01:20A genie land.
01:21I wish you to bring back all 37 of my dead wives.
01:26Greetings my wives!
01:31Premieres July 12th on FX.
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