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adorocinema
  • 3/18/2025
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00:00I
00:11Deserve someone who fulfills all of my criteria nothing over 20 PMI. I don't want someone who likes cats
00:16I'm trying to settle I promise you're going to marry the love of your life
00:23How many marriages are you responsible for now Lucy
00:30Glasses for a tall drink of water
00:33With a salary over 500 grand always mr. Right you deliver the matchmaker
00:40Sure coke and beer
00:46Hey, buddy
00:53Definitely didn't expect to run into you tonight. I missed you. Yeah, you don't even remember my face
01:00I
01:03Was the M the eternal bachelorette you can do better than me my instincts usually, right?
01:13Wow
01:15You know how to do the math don't you?
01:19You are what we call a unicorn an impossible fantasy
01:30I'm gonna marry him. Are you why not? Cuz he's good-looking and rich. It probably doesn't have roommates. Is that my charger?
01:39When I see your face, I see wrinkles and children that look like you. So where does that leave us?
01:47What are you thinking about? I don't think I'm very good at my job anymore. We promised them love but the math doesn't add up
01:56Why does anyone even get married
01:58Because they're lonely
02:06And because they're hopeful
02:10I'm turning 48 and I think I need to meet someone more grown. I have a really beautiful client. She's 31. I wasn't really thinking
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