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00:00A tip for the slate?
00:01A tip for the slate?
00:02I'm not giving it to you.
00:03Oh, come over here.
00:04Jonathan, tip for the slate.
00:05You can't give me your tip.
00:06You can't give me your tip.
00:07I need a little tip over here.
00:08OK, thank you.
00:09I'm keeping mine for the game, but well done.
00:11If he doesn't want a tip, what am I going to do?
00:13Maybe he's playing right.
00:14I'm not going to force him to have a tip.
00:15Well done, boy.
00:16A 20% tip is included.
00:17Paul, keep getting Paul.
00:18What I do is I tip each cameraman before I come on stage
00:21so they know to get to my close-up.
00:23But they barely get your close-up, like.
00:25Oh, go to him.
00:26Go to him.
00:27You should tip your makeup artist more.
00:30My secret is I get up close to the camera.
00:33It's me.
00:34And you know I can't do it.
00:36I went to theater school and didn't learn that.
00:39That.
00:40That.
00:41Ahoy, ahoy.
00:43Welcome to Gentleman's Derby Days.
00:46Today we will be betting on horses and winning money
00:50or some of us losing money.
00:52Ha.
00:53Couldn't be me.
00:54The rules are simple.
00:55There's horses.
00:56They're numbered.
00:57We each have numbers that correspond with a horse.
01:00That's all it is.
01:01That's all it is.
01:02That's all it is.
01:03We're watching horses run and we're betting money.
01:06And it's as if the cards we've been dealt
01:08are the horses we've been betting on.
01:10I don't have cards.
01:11You shouldn't have any cards.
01:12Cheating as usual.
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01:16The only one with cards.
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02:40Do we need to introduce ourselves?
02:41Yes, we shall.
02:43My name is Dr. Fiddlesticks,
02:47my first name is F.
02:49Fiddlesticks.
02:50My first name is Marquis,
02:52but you can call me Doctor.
02:54Marquis?
02:55What is that, French?
02:57Yes, my mother's girlfriend was French.
03:01Your mother had a girlfriend?
03:03Yes, lesbians are out there!
03:05Watch your backs, men!
03:09Moving on.
03:11Hello there!
03:13I am Lawrence Pimpled**,
03:16and I'm here with my best gents
03:18that I've met just there.
03:19Never met a Pimpled** I didn't like.
03:21That's correct!
03:23I've met a couple.
03:24Good family.
03:25Hello!
03:26I'm William Shatner.
03:29Good!
03:30Yeah!
03:31Good man.
03:32Haven't heard of that?
03:33Never.
03:34Because it's...
03:35Not yet.
03:36Original.
03:37Right?
03:38Yes, I'm William Shatner,
03:40and I come from a long line
03:42of men who deal in fruits.
03:46What kind of fruits?
03:47Mangos?
03:48Cheap exotics.
03:50Don't ask about the kind of fruits
03:51I'm abused with.
03:52Don't ask about a man's fruits.
03:54Mine are large and sapple.
03:57Yours?
03:59Anyways, moving on.
04:01Just suck the air to the room
04:02with that one ding-dong.
04:03I'll suck on this cigarette until I die.
04:05Hello, hello!
04:06I am...
04:09I am...
04:10Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
04:13That's my name,
04:15and that's...
04:16Did you spend all night in the strip last night?
04:19What?
04:20What did she do?
04:21The strip.
04:22Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!
04:23No, that's cringe.
04:24Cringe as hell.
04:25Let's take it back.
04:26Okay.
04:27Let's call you Da-da.
04:28I'm Dylan.
04:29Okay!
04:30All right.
04:31Perfect!
04:32A better name!
04:34Good name!
04:35Good name!
04:36Dylan!
04:37Great, Dylan.
04:38You may call me the Duke.
04:39Yeah, the Duke!
04:40Yeah, the Duke!
04:41Or your Highness, your Grace,
04:43any of them.
04:45No, just the Duke.
04:46I'll call you Duke.
04:47The Duke.
04:48Yeah.
04:49What about Duke Junior?
04:50I don't think...
04:51Would you describe yourself as hazardous?
04:53Uh, I would describe myself as exquisite.
04:56Oh!
04:57Exquisite!
04:58Listen, listen, above board,
04:59I was talking to a friend the other day, really.
05:01Yes.
05:02Have you ever met a girl junior?
05:04No!
05:05No!
05:06I don't think I have.
05:07Why?
05:08Have I ever met a girl the second?
05:09Do you have a girl?
05:10No!
05:11Elizabeth, Elizabeth.
05:12Because they're not good heirs.
05:13No, that's because she's the second child.
05:14No, that's because she's the second queen that day.
05:15Yeah, yeah.
05:16Oh, but not a second in real...
05:17No!
05:18That's not royalty.
05:19Yes, that was just above board for Elizabeth.
05:21That's excellent!
05:22We should write a book about it.
05:24I say, I think women like the hubris of men.
05:26I'm going to deal cards now.
05:27Okay.
05:28Okay, yes, yes.
05:29I want to bet on these horses!
05:30I heard that Seabiscuit might win this round.
05:33Hey!
05:34Wipe your mouth out of your soul.
05:35I love Seabiscuit.
05:36He's Dylan's horse.
05:37I like Seabiscuit as well.
05:38I say...
05:39He was once.
05:40I say Downtown Brown is the one to look out for.
05:42Oh, I'm looking after Pimple P***y.
05:44Oh, Pimple P***y.
05:45What a fast runner that little p*** is.
05:48They have an ointment at the parlor that can cure that.
05:51Oh, it must be Newell.
05:53Yes.
05:54Have you dealt with that problem for a while?
05:56Okay, a tip for the dealer.
05:58Don't give him money.
05:59Don't give him money.
06:00Don't play it against him.
06:01It's so good to have cash in your hand.
06:03Cash is king.
06:04That's what I am.
06:06I've heard gold standard is one to look out for.
06:09I say, what is the jack?
06:10Eleven.
06:11What is the queen?
06:12The queen is twelve.
06:13Twelve.
06:14Can you guess what the king is?
06:16Thirteen.
06:17There is still thirteen.
06:18Oh, guess what he is?
06:19Dead.
06:20Ha!
06:21I can only hope.
06:23We're going to start with four horses in the money pot.
06:26I say, I've got a lot of my eggs in the same basket.
06:29Why?
06:30Well, how many horse eggs do you have?
06:32Here we go.
06:33Three.
06:34That's three.
06:35Put them on the twenty-five.
06:36So three will represent twenty-five dollars into the pot.
06:38Oh, good sir.
06:39There you go.
06:40Well, it starts with two.
06:41Once more.
06:42Yes, let's see which horse will represent fifty dollars.
06:47Ah, snake eyes.
06:48The deuce.
06:49The deuce.
06:50Those look like two supple titties.
06:52Oh, I love supple titties.
06:53Yes, me too.
06:55To play with.
06:56A nine.
06:57Seventy-five.
06:58Well, that's quite unfortunate for me.
07:00Throw those dice over here, Duke.
07:02Same.
07:03What's your name again?
07:04Dylan.
07:05Can I call you Dylan?
07:06Dylan.
07:07Great.
07:09I'm William Shatner.
07:10Of course.
07:11Who knew?
07:12And I'm Lawrence.
07:13Of course.
07:14How do I do math?
07:15So that's ten, darling.
07:16Ah.
07:17So ten will represent a hundred dollars and everything else is free to play.
07:20That's correct.
07:21You're Pimple D***, what's your first name?
07:22Lawrence.
07:23Oh, very nice.
07:24I'll call you Pimple D***.
07:25Okay.
07:26Is it a family name?
07:27Look at these horses.
07:28No.
07:29No.
07:30So, now we play.
07:31Yes.
07:32Yes.
07:33Off to the races.
07:34Nay.
07:36Oh, you just shot two birds.
07:38Oh.
07:39Dinner.
07:40Let's go.
07:41Who would like to go first?
07:42You.
07:43Me.
07:44Yes.
07:45Okay.
07:46How'd you get it stuck like that?
07:47Oh, well, it's between my tooth and my lip.
07:48Fantastic.
07:51All right, that's an eight.
07:53And we're off.
07:54Pull my little man up just a tiny, tiny bit.
07:56Invisible.
07:57That's wonderful.
07:58Hey, that's my downtown brown.
07:59Downtown brown is number eight.
08:01Downtown brown.
08:03Number nine.
08:05That's a nine.
08:06Unfortunately.
08:07Unfortunately, that is how much?
08:08$75.
08:09That's the Muffin Man.
08:10So, since the nine is in the money pot, I have to put money in.
08:14Oh, never mind.
08:16I'm renaming it.
08:1775 pounds.
08:18Because Muffin Man's not going anywhere.
08:19Muffin Man, money in the pot.
08:21This is American dollars.
08:22Fine.
08:23That is, number nine is the Muffin Man.
08:24Let me see six.
08:25Where are we?
08:26Are we in America?
08:27Is this the Kentucky Derby?
08:29Yes.
08:30So, four.
08:31Kentucky.
08:32Four.
08:33Yes.
08:34Go, Lassie, go!
08:35Go, go!
08:36Is that Seabiscuit?
08:37Yes, this is the Kentucky Derby.
08:38I would like a drink.
08:39A seven.
08:40A lucky number seven.
08:41Seven.
08:42Seven.
08:43The most common number.
08:44Give me the dice.
08:45It's very far from here.
08:47Listen, because of my cards, I'll be rooting for six.
08:49Seabiscuit, six.
08:50I say I'll give a bit of a shout for six as well.
08:53Yes.
08:54Hey, man, let's go.
08:55I'm rooting for number 12.
08:57And that's what I call the Chestnut Man.
08:59Chestnut Man.
09:00Go, Chestnut Man.
09:01Go, Chestnut Man.
09:02Go.
09:03I'm also rooting for number 12.
09:05You moved my horse for me.
09:07A man can do his own bidding.
09:10Ha!
09:11All right, Duke.
09:12I see you trying to do my dirty work.
09:14Listen, look how much money is in the pot right now.
09:16Where is it?
09:17It's not quite a lot, but it's right there.
09:19$75 pittance to a man like me.
09:22This is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
09:24Oh, I highly doubt it.
09:26You can sleep with a cigarette.
09:28I love it.
09:29Six.
09:30Incredible.
09:31Go, man, go.
09:32Go, Seabiscuit, go.
09:33All of the horses have started.
09:35All the horses that we don't know their names are named Seabiscuit.
09:37No, no, no, no.
09:38Just six.
09:39Six is Seabiscuit.
09:40Just six is Seabiscuit.
09:42Eight.
09:43That's Downtown Browning.
09:45That's Downtown Browning.
09:47That's Downtown Browning.
09:48There we go.
09:50Okay, Seabiscuit.
09:51Go, Seabiscuit.
09:52Go.
09:53Seabiscuit, go.
09:54Seabiscuit, go.
09:55Yes, Seabiscuit, go.
09:56It's a lovely day at the races, I must say.
09:58If anyone would like to roll a 12, I'd be rather excited about that.
10:01Okay, at the races.
10:02Wait, I want 12.
10:03That's another eight for Downtown Browning.
10:05Downtown Browning.
10:06Downtown Browning.
10:07This is not working out well.
10:09Duke.
10:10There you go, Duke.
10:12My apologies.
10:13Seabiscuit.
10:14That's not 12.
10:15Damn it.
10:16That is nine.
10:17You put 75 in the pot.
10:18It's nine.
10:19You put 75.
10:20Well, look at that.
10:21You took a shit in your pants and you ate it.
10:2212 in the pot.
10:23How did you know that I ate it?
10:24That's disgusting.
10:25I can see the curiosity on your face.
10:2875.
10:2975.
10:3012.
10:31Is she rolling a 12?
10:32No.
10:3311 and 11.
10:34No.
10:35Nine.
10:36I say, does anyone know where a gentleman can get a spot of that Kentucky bourbon?
10:39Oh, yes.
10:40Bourbon.
10:41Some bourbon, please.
10:42Can we get some bourbon?
10:43Maybe a bourbon for the table.
10:45Can we get some bourbon?
10:47I'd like some bourbon.
10:48I like to throw up when I say it.
10:50Bourbon.
10:51All right, 12.
10:52Give me a 12, please.
10:54Okay, it's Seabiscuit again.
10:56Seabiscuit.
10:57Go, Seabiscuit.
10:58Go, Seabiscuit.
10:59Go.
11:00I'm not doing well.
11:01What are you feeding?
11:02The Seabiscuit is going so far.
11:03I'll tell you this.
11:04Come on, read.
11:05Seabiscuit.
11:06I say, my boys are doing well today.
11:09Oh, my God.
11:10Honestly?
11:11I'm going to get into bedding from this game.
11:14You're going to get into bed?
11:16I'm going to bedding.
11:17Bedding.
11:18I feel hot, Seabiscuit.
11:19The Santa Anita racetrack is lovely this time of year.
11:22I fear this would be a bad thing for you.
11:24Seabiscuit.
11:25Seabiscuit.
11:26This is bad.
11:27This is bad.
11:28Go, Seabiscuit.
11:29Go.
11:30I say, if this isn't a sign to gamble, I don't know what is.
11:32Yes.
11:33Yes, it is.
11:34Eight.
11:35Incredible downtown brown.
11:36Downtown brown.
11:37I'm rooting for downtown brown.
11:38Nothing that I want is winning.
11:40No.
11:41Please make it.
11:42Well, then roll the dice together.
11:43I need to feed these horses more meat, maybe horse meat.
11:45Yes.
11:46No.
11:47Yes.
11:48That's cannibalism.
11:49Eight.
11:50Downtown brown.
11:51Downtown brown.
11:52Brown.
11:53Brown.
11:54Let's see what we've got.
11:55Seabiscuit.
11:56It's number four.
11:57Oh.
11:58Oh, it's my little milk and creamy.
11:59Oh.
12:00I'm also rooting for milk and creamy.
12:02Milk and creamy.
12:03I'm also rooting for milk and creamy.
12:04I'm actually not rooting for milk and creamy.
12:06I am.
12:07I am.
12:08It's my horse.
12:09I am as well.
12:10I would love milk and creamy to go.
12:11Let's go downtown brown.
12:12Eleven.
12:13Eleven.
12:14It's uptown brown.
12:15That's good.
12:16Uptown brown.
12:17Uptown brown.
12:18Billy Joel.
12:19Uptown brown.
12:20Uptown.
12:21She's been living in her uptown brown.
12:22Down.
12:23Uptown gown.
12:24Uptown gown.
12:25I quite like that.
12:26Horses can't wear gowns.
12:27All you have to do is a gown.
12:28You've never seen a horse in a gown.
12:29Where have you been?
12:30You've got two more slots.
12:31Downtown brown.
12:32Downtown brown.
12:33He's in the home stretch.
12:34Wait.
12:35One more gallop.
12:36One more trot and he's at the end of the road.
12:37The home stretch.
12:38His face is in the way.
12:39Let's see if I can roll another eight.
12:40A ten.
12:41Oh, my.
12:42Oh, dear.
12:43Well.
12:44A hundred dollars.
12:45Oh, dear.
12:46Oh, dear.
12:47Oh, dear.
12:48Oh, dear.
12:49Oh, dear.
12:50Oh, dear.
12:51Oh, dear.
12:52Oh, dear.
12:53Oh, dear.
12:54I'm doing quite fine because I'm about to win anyway.
12:56Oh, it's the muffin man.
12:57So I just roll put it in.
12:58No, no.
12:59No, no, no.
13:00No, no, no.
13:01Sea Biscuit must win.
13:02Give me dice.
13:03I fear you might change the game.
13:04It's milk and creamy.
13:05Yes, yes, yes.
13:06I love milk and creamy.
13:07What a sweet white, creamy horse.
13:08It's the third.
13:09You're like a creamy horse.
13:10Can we get that bear, then?
13:11Oh, number seven.
13:12That's also mine.
13:13That's midtown.
13:14It's the third.
13:16You're like a creamy horse.
13:17Can we get that bear, then?
13:19Oh, number seven, that's also mine.
13:21That's Midtown Brown.
13:22We'll get that bear, then, all right.
13:24Midtown.
13:25That bear, then, all right.
13:28Midtown Brown.
13:29This could win it right here.
13:30See, Biscuit, don't fail me now.
13:34And 11 again.
13:36Very good for me, 11 is-
13:37I'll tell you what,
13:38Uptown Brown's one to look for.
13:40Uptown, funky up.
13:41Here we go.
13:43Nine.
13:44Nine.
13:45Why does it take us so long to realize what number it is?
13:48$75 in the pot.
13:50Why do we need to learn math?
13:52We just need to learn money and women.
13:54I don't need to learn anything besides
13:55how a woman's body has curves.
13:57It's true, it's-
13:58I knew it.
14:00I like curves.
14:02I like to grip them.
14:03Hold it!
14:03Curves.
14:04Curves.
14:05The curves of a woman.
14:06I thought you meant milk curves.
14:07Those two.
14:09Okay, money in the pot.
14:10I'm feeling disgusting.
14:13I'm feeling pissed and disgusting.
14:14That's a 10 again, man.
14:1610.
14:17That's a 10.
14:17Oh.
14:18That's the Muffin Man.
14:20You must pay the Muffin Man.
14:22How unfortunate.
14:24It's okay, I've got a couple of horses
14:26that need to be out there.
14:26Well, look at that, you must pay the Muffin Man.
14:28What is that?
14:29That's an eight for Downtown Brown.
14:32And Downtown Brown has won the race in downtown.
14:36Good show, good show.
14:38Good show, Downtown Brown.
14:39Get your act in the game!
14:41Don't pet your horse.
14:43Gentlemen, I've got two bets on Downtown Brown,
14:46so I'll be taking half of the pot.
14:48I've got one.
14:49And I've got one as well.
14:51You have none.
14:52I wanted a sea biscuit.
14:53No, sea biscuit.
14:54Sea biscuit or milk and creamy.
14:56Wait, wait.
14:57He's just splitting it into four.
14:59I don't like when men just take.
15:01200.
15:03I wanna be the one to take.
15:06Oh, this sucks.
15:07What will you do?
15:09No, it doesn't.
15:10No, it does.
15:12I would like my money.
15:13425.
15:16Okay, so I'll take 200.
15:18So let's do the hundreds first.
15:19And then we'll do, no, you see this is how we're going
15:21to do it.
15:22I'm going to give you a 50.
15:23And I'm going to give you a 50.
15:25Okay.
15:26This is so funny.
15:27And I'm going to give you another 50.
15:28And I'm going to give you another 50.
15:30What about me just for fun?
15:31And this 25 is going into the next pot.
15:33Okay.
15:34That's left over.
15:35It's time for a cultural reset.
15:35Do you want to shuffle?
15:36You shuffle.
15:37You shuffle.
15:38I'll do it.
15:39Let's get these sad ones out and wash them up
15:41and then get some new ones in there.
15:43Oh, look at that.
15:44They retired.
15:45New horses, new horses.
15:46New horses, new horses.
15:47So you're telling me we have to come up with 12 names.
15:49No, no.
15:50Every race.
15:51Every race.
15:51That's right.
15:52Every race.
15:53That's correct.
15:54We're running out of towns and browns.
15:55Well, let's switch it up.
15:56There's still the west side and east side.
15:58Don't forget the northeast.
15:59Brooklyn Browns.
16:00Oh, I cannot wait to name these.
16:03Oh.
16:04Oh.
16:05I say in about 20 to 25 minutes,
16:06we put real money in the pot.
16:08Well, this is real money.
16:09How dare you?
16:10You know what I mean.
16:11She means, bring out your Venmo, bring out your Zelle.
16:14No.
16:15EBT.
16:16I left my phone in my car.
16:19Car?
16:21Yes, it's a coach.
16:22It's a little buggy with a horse and a hole where I sit.
16:25Does it have a motorized engine?
16:27Yes, I put a motor on it.
16:29Nothing like-
16:30Motor boat on it.
16:30You put a motor on it.
16:31Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
16:32I love a good hole to sit in.
16:34Me too.
16:35Duke, I just don't trust you.
16:36If I win the money, I'm going to buy a boat.
16:39And go to the Amazon.
16:40A steamboat.
16:41Taking a trip.
16:43Yes, of course.
16:44I want to see the monkeys.
16:45Going on a journey.
16:46Ooh.
16:46I want to see the monkeys.
16:47I heard there was a man raised by monkeys.
16:50Raised by monkeys.
16:51Raised by monkeys.
16:52Where is he?
16:53I've never heard of him.
16:54I know, he swings from vines.
16:55He swings from vines.
16:56Oh.
16:57Is his name Tarzan?
16:58Sounds like it should be a motion picture.
16:59No.
17:00I've got quite the spread.
17:01I believe I've put money on nearly
17:03all of the horses this time.
17:04Okay, well let-
17:05Wait.
17:06Can we scratch them?
17:07We find out-
17:08Yes, pet them.
17:09Scratch them.
17:10It's time to scratch the horses.
17:10I really like number 12.
17:12Scratch the horses.
17:13I heard they like it behind the ears.
17:14Six, seven, eight, nine, 10.
17:15They do.
17:16You have to rub the horses to be-
17:17Number 10 equals 25.
17:22Four.
17:23Number four equals 50 bucks.
17:24Very fine, very fine.
17:26Eh.
17:27Got it.
17:27Eh.
17:28Eh.
17:29Six.
17:30Six.
17:31Oh, Seabiscuit.
17:32Seabiscuit is out of the race.
17:32This is very close to me.
17:33Seabiscuit is right.
17:34This is not fair because I have three sixes.
17:38Well, I guess you won't be getting any money.
17:39How is it not fair?
17:40Dylan, you made a deal with the seagulls.
17:42Ooh, number two is gone for a hundred.
17:44You put all of your eggs in the sea basket.
17:47All right.
17:47Chance.
17:48Come on, gents.
17:50Mr. William, it is your turn to start the race.
17:52Just a bit of fun.
17:53Come on, gents.
17:54Just a bit of fun.
17:55Oh my God, I am losing everything.
17:58Look at this.
17:59Look at this.
17:59Oh no.
18:00Look at this.
18:01Look at this.
18:02The only horse I need to win is seven, eight.
18:04Oh my God.
18:05Seven and eight are high probability cards.
18:07Here we go.
18:08Here we go.
18:09Go ahead, William.
18:10Are we ready?
18:11Yes.
18:12Yes, please.
18:12Horses, on your mark.
18:14Get set.
18:14How do they know when to go?
18:16The shark.
18:16The shark.
18:17When they hear the gun, one of them gets killed
18:19and the rest run.
18:19They practice with the gun.
18:20But they all know that the gun means to start running?
18:23Absolutely.
18:24I hear they used to execute a peasant.
18:30It's rather efficient, actually.
18:32To start the race.
18:33And we're off.
18:35We draw the line in peasant execution.
18:37Come on, four.
18:38Unfortunately, you started off on a bad foot.
18:40I don't want to talk about it.
18:41I have two bad feet.
18:42I have-
18:43Oh, gout?
18:44They were very lost in Peru.
18:45Oh, Peru.
18:46I don't go there.
18:48I have gout in my left foot.
18:49Seven.
18:50Like a cub.
18:51Yes, yes.
18:52That's Delilah.
18:53Run, Delilah, run.
18:55Hey there, Delilah.
18:56Hey there, Delilah.
18:58Run.
18:58Go, Delilah, go.
18:59Oh, no.
19:00Unfortunately, this is a hundred dollars.
19:01That is unfortunate.
19:03That's right.
19:05I made out like a bandit last race.
19:06Yes.
19:07I'm going to win this time, men.
19:09Watch me.
19:10Oh, three.
19:11Three?
19:12Oh, I don't have that.
19:12I do, so thank you.
19:13That's Johnny.
19:14Johnny Knox.
19:15Johnny Knox.
19:16Johnny Knox.
19:17Johnny Knox.
19:17Up, up.
19:18Up, up.
19:19Oh.
19:20Nine.
19:21No, take another look.
19:2211.
19:23That's an 11.
19:24No.
19:24Oh, good, yes.
19:25Wait.
19:26All right.
19:27Let's name it.
19:28That's Midwest Brown.
19:32It's crazy that that still is stuck.
19:35What's that?
19:36Seabiscuit.
19:36Nevermind.
19:37Seabiscuit.
19:40Okay, Delilah.
19:41Seabiscuit is.
19:42Don't inhale.
19:43No.
19:44Wait, which one's Seabiscuit?
19:46Six.
19:47Six.
19:49Eight.
19:50Come on.
19:51Come on.
19:51That's Downtown Brown.
19:52Downtown Brown.
19:53That's Downtown Brown.
19:54It's back.
19:55Downtown Brown is back.
19:56That one stays Downtown Brown.
19:57I thought we were trying.
19:57So, Seabiscuit and Downtown Brown.
19:58Seabiscuit and Downtown Brown.
19:59That's fine.
20:0010.
20:01Oof.
20:0225.
20:03Oh, sucks to suck.
20:04Oh, that's awful.
20:0525 is pittance for a man like me.
20:0630.
20:07It's horrible.
20:08All right, what's number 11 again?
20:09Wow, you all have so many cards.
20:10Midwest Brown.
20:11Midwest Brown.
20:12Come on, Midwest Brown.
20:14Seven.
20:15That's seven.
20:15Oh, yes, Delilah.
20:16Go, Delilah, go.
20:17Hey there, Delilah.
20:18Go.
20:20I don't care for Delilah, actually.
20:21I don't need it.
20:22Oh, go fuck yourself.
20:23All right.
20:23What'd you call him, Earl Grey?
20:26That's Johnny Knox.
20:27Johnny Knox.
20:27I love Earl Grey.
20:28Johnny Knox.
20:30Earl Grey next round.
20:30Okay, a three.
20:31That's what I wanted.
20:32Johnny Knox.
20:33Incredible.
20:34This is good, this is good.
20:35Wow, it's all going well for me.
20:38I want Downtown Brown, but I want to name one, too.
20:41Naming them a fun.
20:42Nine.
20:44Ooh, ooh, a name, a name.
20:46A name, a name.
20:46Um, um, um, how about, uh, how about.
20:49Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.
20:50Control yourself, please.
20:51The name of this horse shall be.
20:54Oh.
20:55The name of this horse shall be, um.
20:56Call the bishop.
20:57Samson.
20:58Samson.
20:59Samsonite.
21:00No, Samson.
21:01Oh, it's fair enough.
21:02Lovely name.
21:03Biblical.
21:04You almost taken by the demon there, man.
21:04Taken by the Lord.
21:05Can I say I've got a couple of bets on Samson?
21:07Yes, I have a late son called Samson.
21:09Seven.
21:10Seven.
21:11Is that my dear Delilah?
21:12Delilah.
21:12That's beautiful.
21:13That's my dear Delilah.
21:14Delilah's pulling out ahead.
21:15Wait, was that seven or eight?
21:16You just moved.
21:17Oh, sorry.
21:17It's okay, he does not have good depth perception.
21:20Numbers are hard, but money's important.
21:23Now that's Downtown Brown.
21:24That is in fact Downtown Brown.
21:26I can smell Downtown Brown from a mile away.
21:29And that's because you didn't clean him.
21:30I bet you could.
21:32Oh, that's Johnny Knox.
21:33Incredible.
21:34It's not like I need him, but I like that name.
21:36Up, Johnny Knox, up.
21:37Thank you so much for pushing this to three along.
21:39You're welcome.
21:41Johnny Knox is five.
21:43Oh, for the first time, it's peanut butter.
21:46Peanut butter.
21:47Peanut butter.
21:49Can I call it PB for short?
21:50No, absolutely not.
21:51They're making butter out of nuts now.
21:56That's a 10.
21:5710.
21:57I can.
21:59Money in the pot.
22:01It's good.
22:01I enjoy giving charity.
22:03Yes, the pot's looking rather large this time.
22:06Seven.
22:07That's Delilah moving up one more.
22:09Come on, Delilah.
22:11I don't like Delilah.
22:12We already moved it.
22:12That's where she was.
22:13We don't need to touch it again.
22:15I'm fixing her back legs.
22:16Nothing was wrong.
22:18Dylan.
22:20Another one for Downtown Brown.
22:22It's weird when we roll for our horses.
22:25Thank you for always giving me the dice
22:27as the Duke does not.
22:29I did last turn.
22:29Oh, okay.
22:30I'm trying to remember.
22:31It's a long way to remember.
22:33Oh, no.
22:33That's 50 for the pot.
22:35It's not very good.
22:37This pot's getting big.
22:38Cheers.
22:39It's just little bills.
22:41Little bills.
22:42There you go.
22:43You just need a 10.
22:44Okay.
22:45Two fives.
22:46We're getting all of that on audio.
22:48It's Abraham Lincoln.
22:52No, no, no.
22:53Not again.
22:54Not again.
22:54Nope.
22:56If you were there that night, he would have lived.
22:58Dreadful business.
22:59Oh, dear.
23:00It's my first time putting money in the pot.
23:0275.
23:04What is that in an English pound?
23:07Ah, your mother.
23:08250 plus your mother.
23:10Plus my mother.
23:11Guess you must sell her.
23:12Roll that roll.
23:13Incredible.
23:14I've been trying to get rid of her forever.
23:15Anyways.
23:16That's an eight.
23:17Downtown Brown.
23:18Once again, moving forward.
23:19There you go.
23:20There you go.
23:23Let me tell you this.
23:24What's number three again?
23:25Johnny Knox.
23:26Johnny Knox.
23:27That's one away from the one.
23:28No, two.
23:29Two away.
23:30Oh, well, good.
23:31That's 11.
23:32That's good.
23:33Midwest.
23:33Peanut butter.
23:34No, that's Midwest, Brown.
23:35Midwest.
23:36Peanut butter is all the way back there.
23:39I can't wait.
23:40Oh, another one for Downtown Brown.
23:43Rolling for Downtown Brown.
23:45I feel as if you and Downtown Brown should kiss.
23:49Eight.
23:50Another one for Downtown Brown.
23:53Kiss that horse right on the mouth.
23:53I say he's the horse of the dead.
23:56Come on, come on.
23:57In Downtown Brown.
24:01I actually won something.
24:03Good man.
24:03I did.
24:04Downtown Brown.
24:05Downtown Brown.
24:06Did you get Downtown Brown?
24:07No, I didn't.
24:08No.
24:08I don't make any money off it.
24:09You're a fool.
24:10So who has Downtown Brown?
24:12Me.
24:12Us.
24:13The four of us.
24:14Oh, shit.
24:15Split four ways.
24:16Oh, I guess I'm fucked in my anus.
24:18That's fine.
24:18Wouldn't be the first time.
24:20And it won't be the last.
24:21You're right.
24:22How do you do that?
24:22It's the only way I do it.
24:23Gentlemen, feel free to get rolling on the ground.
24:26What's that?
24:27I can't get over how it's stuck.
24:29I have a rather dry mouth and this is made of paper.
24:32He's trying it.
24:32I don't think you should try it.
24:34Not with that.
24:34Suck your mouth.
24:35And just make your top lip a little tight.
24:36And it'll stay like that.
24:38Show off those front chompers.
24:40So do I have to be pushing it down?
24:41That's rather large compared to mine.
24:43Duke, you see this?
24:45Yeah.
24:48Pretty high.
24:49So where's everyone's wives today, huh?
24:51Pretty high.
24:53She's passed.
24:54We're prime.
24:57Once they pass their prime, they're out the door.
24:59You know what I'm saying?
25:0031.
25:0120.
25:01I'll tell you where my wife is.
25:03In a bad mood.
25:05What?
25:06Right.
25:07In a bad mood.
25:07Bad mood.
25:09I can't stand when they're in a bad mood.
25:10I'm like, shape up, ship out.
25:12Shape up, ship out.
25:13I'm the one that you should be happy for.
25:16Put them there in the middle.
25:19Are you drunk, Dylan?
25:20Hey.
25:21We haven't had our bourbon.
25:22Can we get our bourbon?
25:23We're still waiting on the bourbon.
25:26Yes, I want five glasses of bourbon.
25:29Someone just pour the freaking bourbon.
25:33This is all I'm getting.
25:35Sure.
25:35Good.
25:36We have to make the pot bigger.
25:37Good show, old man.
25:38Duke, thank you for handing all that money out.
25:39Of course.
25:40You know I'm the financier.
25:41120.
25:42Fine.
25:43I'll take it.
25:44I'll say it once and I'll say it twice.
25:46It's good to have cash.
25:47It's good.
25:48Cash is king.
25:49Cash is king.
25:50Cash is king.
25:52I hope they never get rid of it.
25:53I hope they only have like credit cards only.
25:55I hope that never happens, you know?
25:57I don't think it will.
25:58What would they replace cash with?
26:00I don't know.
26:01Stones.
26:02Apple pay?
26:04You think I'd pay with apples?
26:05I've heard they're trying out this new thing
26:06called a fiat currency.
26:08Imagine your note not being tied to gold somewhere.
26:12That's crazy.
26:13Come on.
26:15That's bizarre.
26:16Imagine just having a piece of paper worth nothing.
26:18Why?
26:20No one would believe it.
26:21Incredibly.
26:22How could you keep a wife?
26:24How can you keep a wife?
26:25You keep a wife with your big man.
26:28And a boss.
26:29My wife hasn't seen my dick in years.
26:32Where did it go?
26:33No.
26:34Have you even seen it?
26:35No, sir.
26:36Sometimes I take a magnifying glass down there
26:38to make sure it's still there.
26:39Sometimes I will eat so much candy corn
26:43that my stomach will come out like it's one of my third wives
26:48and she's carrying tweens.
26:50What's the voice?
26:51Tweens?
26:51What's this?
26:52I love tweens.
26:54You just messed up my count.
26:55It's okay.
26:57It's not.
26:58I must say, I seem to have gotten
27:00an incredible amount more cards this round.
27:02Wait.
27:03I think last round I ate seven.
27:04Gentlemen, let's count.
27:06No, I have eight.
27:07I have eight.
27:07I have one more.
27:08One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
27:12Does anyone want to trade?
27:13Trading.
27:14Does anyone want a queen?
27:17It's a good horse.
27:17Look at that horse.
27:18I've only got one more downtown round
27:20and if anyone's willing to give one up, I'd take another.
27:23But I'll trade my 11 for your 11.
27:28They won't do that.
27:28Well, that's rather silly.
27:29That feels right.
27:30I'm not trading because it feels wrong.
27:32Oh, what, you scared of a little playing with fate?
27:35Now, gentlemen.
27:35No.
27:36Do you have two of anything?
27:38We could split.
27:38I could give you a 10 for something.
27:40Yes, please.
27:41What about me?
27:41What about me?
27:42I will give someone a queen and a deuce for an eight.
27:46I don't have that.
27:47I have one eight.
27:48I'm not doing it.
27:49I have one on Uptown Brown
27:50and I will always have one on Uptown Brown
27:51and I won't do it.
27:52You can have one if you want.
27:53Whatever.
27:54Yes.
27:55Yes, I would.
27:56I'll give someone a 12 and a two for a single eight.
27:58Look at that, I traded.
28:00We traded over here.
28:00We already traded.
28:01That's right.
28:02We're done.
28:03Does anyone want a jack?
28:05I do.
28:07I'm not trading a jack.
28:08Why not?
28:09Because it's simply stupid.
28:11You're simply stupid.
28:12Gentlemen.
28:13No, I'm dealing.
28:14No, you're simple and you're stupid.
28:16Hey, we're gentlemen here.
28:17Can you believe that?
28:18Roll for the scratch.
28:20That's the worst thing you can call a person.
28:22Roll for scratch.
28:22Which horses will be put down immediately?
28:25Oh, good.
28:27Six.
28:28Well, that sucks for me.
28:29Seabiscuit.
28:30Oh, I just traded you six.
28:31What an awful game.
28:32Seabiscuit's out of the race.
28:34All right.
28:35Maybe we should have waited to trade.
28:36No, no, no.
28:37No, no, no.
28:38You can't do that.
28:39No, you have to trust your instincts.
28:40It has to be nothing first.
28:42Seven.
28:43Oh, wow.
28:44Oh, well, good.
28:46This isn't going well for me.
28:47This is going to be a very big pot.
28:49I'm going to win a lot of money and buy that boat.
28:52Seven.
28:52Good God.
28:53Good God, Matt.
28:54What is happening?
28:56Eight.
28:57Oh, no.
28:57No.
28:58Downtown Brown.
28:59Oh, no.
29:00We ran it down.
29:01Downtown Brown is down for the count.
29:04Downtown Brown.
29:06What am I to do?
29:07We need fan art of Trevor riding Downtown Brown.
29:10What am I to do?
29:12You asked for it.
29:13It will happen.
29:14That's my good old boy.
29:15We'll see if he gets my boy and he's taking a break.
29:18Five, six, seven.
29:19That's seven.
29:20That's seven.
29:20Goodness.
29:21Crap.
29:23Five.
29:24Three, four, five.
29:25Oh, no.
29:26Five.
29:27No.
29:28Oh, no.
29:28Was that milk and honey?
29:29No, that was peanut butter.
29:31Good God, man.
29:32I've got no horses.
29:34Two.
29:35You've got none.
29:36I've got none.
29:38Welcome to me last round.
29:39Well, thank God I didn't get rid of my queen, my dears.
29:42See?
29:44I saved you that.
29:45Wait a minute.
29:46I don't have a 60.
29:47The Seabiscuit's out.
29:48Right.
29:49God, man, I've got-
29:50Who represents 100?
29:51Five.
29:52Peanut butter.
29:53Peanut butter.
29:54Peanut butter.
29:55Okay.
29:55Okay.
29:56Seabiscuit, peanut butter, and who else are out?
29:59It's number six, seven, eight, and five.
30:02Here we go.
30:03All right.
30:03Here we go.
30:04I believe we've named seven.
30:05Delilah, right?
30:06Delilah.
30:07They changed it.
30:08They changed it.
30:08They changed it.
30:09I don't know if I can keep up.
30:10Is queen 11 or 12?
30:11A queen is a 12.
30:12I think maybe we stick to some names here.
30:13I know exactly what's happening here.
30:15I think we change it up each time,
30:17so we never have to keep it the same.
30:19All right.
30:20Here we go.
30:21Off to the races, gents.
30:22Here's our first-
30:23Okay.
30:24Oh my God.
30:25Here's our first roll.
30:27We're so sorry.
30:29The ship is-
30:29Oh, it's not stabilized.
30:31I got it.
30:32I got it.
30:33I knew it was a bad idea to have a horse racing on a boat.
30:35I've got it.
30:37Sorry, I may have snuck a little barbin before I came.
30:40But you know what?
30:42I'm not gonna think of that.
30:42Can we get on barbin?
30:43Barbin.
30:44All right, here we go.
30:45I've been waiting on that barbin.
30:46That's 10.
30:47Fantastic.
30:48One more.
30:49Oh.
30:50Oh, what's happening?
30:51Oh, it's mummy.
30:54Mummy.
30:55Mummy.
30:56I love mummy.
30:56Mummy's wonderful.
30:58Oh, so now, did you also sneak some barbin over there?
31:00Oh, goodness.
31:01Good God.
31:02Are we on a ship or a seat?
31:04If the monarchy found out I was hanging out
31:05with you scoundrels, it'd be the death of me.
31:09Are we on a ship or a seat?
31:11Amber.
31:12Amber.
31:12Amber.
31:13Oh, she's gone.
31:14Amber on to-
31:15Like the alert, though.
31:16Yes.
31:17You said queen is 12.
31:19Yes.
31:19Yes.
31:21Five.
31:22I'm holding you over $100.
31:24Don't.
31:25Cheers.
31:26Cheers.
31:27Un-cheers.
31:28No, what about this one?
31:30No.
31:31Let me speak.
31:32Okay.
31:32You'll be able to speak.
31:34I just want to preface,
31:36no matter what comes out of your mouth,
31:37you're going to pay $100.
31:40Go ahead, speak, Dylan.
31:41Why don't we get a little creative?
31:43Why don't I put my first wife down on the pot?
31:46You can put your first wife down.
31:47Is she still alive?
31:48Is she not dead?
31:49Is she below 20 years old?
31:52That felt dark.
31:53We're going to cut that.
31:54I don't think they will.
31:56We're going to cut that along
31:57with my executing peasants joke.
32:00Seven.
32:01Oh, God.
32:02Yes.
32:03You owe money.
32:04This pot is going to be,
32:05I'm incredibly rich.
32:07I like a thick pot.
32:08No, I don't think it's that bad.
32:09With the pot, you get to fuck her around.
32:11I don't think it's that bad.
32:12I don't know if I want to.
32:13It's a seven again.
32:14I've got a surplus of $20 notes.
32:15That's $50 for the pot, darling.
32:18Fine.
32:19All right, mommy.
32:20Keep it coming down the line.
32:22Only 50.
32:24All right.
32:25I'm betting on my mommy.
32:26Wait, let's get his money in the pot.
32:28No, I owe 75 for downtown brown.
32:32The pot is thickening.
32:35Whoa.
32:36The pot is thickening.
32:36That's wild.
32:37That's good.
32:39The pot is thickening.
32:40Nine.
32:40And the pot is thickening.
32:42Ooh.
32:42What are you making a roo?
32:43How about a blue ivy?
32:45Anyone?
32:46Blue ivy.
32:47Yeah, blue ivy.
32:48Blue ivy.
32:49I have money on blue ivy as well.
32:50Nine.
32:51Blue ivy.
32:52Blue ivy.
32:53Yeah.
32:53Ten.
32:55No.
32:55Ten.
32:56Yes, that's mommy.
32:57Mommy.
32:58Oh, wait.
32:59I love mommy.
33:00It's mommy and blue ivy.
33:01I love mommy.
33:02Mommy and blue ivy.
33:03Yes, mommy.
33:04Six.
33:05Six.
33:0625.
33:0725.
33:09Does it matter?
33:09Well, I don't have the right change, so I can't.
33:13I'll give you change here.
33:13There's change in here.
33:15Here, take two fives.
33:16Give me a 20.
33:17I feel as if I beat my neck on too much.
33:20Give me a 20.
33:21Give me a 20.
33:22Can I have it?
33:23Give me a 20, that's fine.
33:24Goodness gracious.
33:25Can you do math?
33:26Okay, okay, okay, okay.
33:27Screaming at the top of your lungs, dunk.
33:2925, very good.
33:30Why do we have to learn math?
33:33Exactly.
33:34No reasons.
33:35How many gentlemen does it take
33:36to do a bit of arithmetic?
33:38Are we ready?
33:39Yes.
33:39Let's continue.
33:41Come on, mommy.
33:42Oh, unfortunately, no.
33:43Oh, 25.
33:44It's 25, that's not bad.
33:45This pot is fat.
33:46That's not bad.
33:47That's not bad.
33:48It's a fat pot.
33:51Oh, wow.
33:52It's a fat pot.
33:54Oh, man.
33:54Oh, oh, what's her name?
33:57I fell very hard off the train.
33:59Do you have any touch of the fever?
34:01Huh?
34:01Well, my god, man, that pot is fat.
34:04That pot is fat.
34:05Tiffany is into the race.
34:07Oh, Tiffany.
34:08Which one's Tiffany?
34:09Number four.
34:10Thank you, sir.
34:12A bit of sweat.
34:15What happened to your?
34:16I swear, I think I bit it too hard.
34:18It's wet and soggy.
34:19It's rather wet.
34:20It's always wet and soggy.
34:21I don't like looking at it.
34:22You're like my fourth wife.
34:24Four, five, six.
34:25Oh, god, man, stop marrying us.
34:27Looks like 25 into the pot.
34:28Some would say that's seven.
34:30Oh, I must need my spectacles.
34:32Did you say cesarean?
34:34It's like a section.
34:35I hope not.
34:36Six.
34:37Like the section.
34:38Wow.
34:39This pot is thick.
34:41This is a fat pot.
34:43I fell off a train when I was dead.
34:45And then fell off again.
34:48I almost died, man.
34:50Blue Ivy.
34:51That's Blue Ivy, number nine, moving past mommy.
34:53Blue Ivy.
34:54All right, mommy, come on.
34:56I'm looking for my mommy.
34:59Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
35:00Oh, dear, I owe money to the pot again.
35:02Oh, god, man.
35:0350, okay.
35:04No one knows it's like 8 a.m. right now.
35:08I think they know.
35:09I mean that whole fat pot.
35:12Here we go, fat pot.
35:13I'm rooting for Blue Ivy.
35:16Seven.
35:17Seven again.
35:17Seven is a really good number.
35:18And here we go, men.
35:20The pot is fat.
35:25When you fall off a train, you could get run over,
35:27but I didn't.
35:28I hit a rock instead.
35:30Really?
35:31Oh, that's good.
35:31I want to apologize to the room
35:33for that thing about my wife.
35:35Yes.
35:36Which one?
35:37Eight.
35:38Nine.
35:38Nine.
35:39Nine.
35:40Blue Ivy.
35:41Blue Ivy.
35:42Blue Ivy, go.
35:43Oh, god.
35:43Who has money on Blue Ivy?
35:44I do, I do, but I would rather mommy, man.
35:46I would rather mommy as well.
35:47Look.
35:49I know.
35:50Lots of girl horses.
35:53You could be a boy.
35:55Eight.
35:55Eight, unfortunately, that's 75.
35:57I'm not looking between the lines.
35:58No.
35:58The pot is going full.
35:59I say no.
36:01Yes.
36:02Hold on.
36:03Okay.
36:04Two.
36:05Four.
36:05Six.
36:06Seventy.
36:07Five.
36:08F**ked.
36:09Oh, my god.
36:11It's killing me.
36:12You've got to stop doing that.
36:14If you do it too many times,
36:15they'll be stuck like that.
36:16That's what I heard.
36:17I fell off a horse.
36:18And I hope it does.
36:21You know why?
36:22Because then I can look at one set of women at a time.
36:25Oh, really?
36:27Keep your focus.
36:27I like that one.
36:29I'm losing it, folks.
36:31Seven.
36:33Fifty dollars.
36:34Fifty dollars.
36:34And the pot begins.
36:36It's f**ked.
36:37It's f**ked.
36:38F**ked.
36:39Okay.
36:40F**ked.
36:41Four.
36:42Yes.
36:42Tiffany.
36:43Tiffany.
36:44Go, Tiffany.
36:45She's so sweet.
36:46She is sweet.
36:47Oh, I have a lot of money on Tiffany.
36:48Me too.
36:49No, I have no money on Tiffany.
36:49I have no money on Tiffany.
36:50I've got money on Tiffany.
36:51Seven again.
36:52Oh.
36:53Good.
36:54Well, you know what that means.
36:55No, don't say it.
36:56F**ked.
36:57F**ked.
36:58F**ked.
36:59F**ked.
36:59Say it.
37:00It's a f**k.
37:01F**ked.
37:02Oh my God.
37:03We've been in Kentucky for how long?
37:06Two days and seven hours.
37:07Two days in Kentucky over here in the colony.
37:10And we all share a bed
37:11because we're saving money for this game of the fat.
37:14That's right.
37:15F**ked.
37:17I'm so excited now for it to roll on the six, seven, or eight.
37:2075.
37:21Oh my God, yeah.
37:21Uh-oh.
37:22Uh-oh.
37:23Uh-oh.
37:24Pooch.
37:25Get out of that, bitch.
37:26Huh?
37:28Amanda has no idea what's going on.
37:32Oh, I don't even care about winning money anymore.
37:35I only care about when I can say that.
37:37Oh, that's fat f**ked.
37:38That's all I care about.
37:40We're going to get the constable called in.
37:42I don't know who we are.
37:44Okay.
37:45He'll chase us in fast motion like this.
37:47We're going to be swung up.
37:48Put it in the-
37:49You know what that means.
37:52You don't have any-
37:5225.
37:53F**ked.
37:54F**ked.
37:55I need, I need change.
37:57Well, take it out of the pot, then.
37:59Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
38:00Can you reach it?
38:02I'll tell you this.
38:03You need to change.
38:03Wait, wait, wait.
38:04The pot is so fat, you can take some of it.
38:06I need a lot because I only have 120 and a lot of 50s.
38:09I guess give me change.
38:11What's that?
38:12Broken.
38:1220.
38:13That's 20.
38:14And what does that do for me?
38:15It gives you more money to use of smaller amounts.
38:17When did you get two?
38:18I know.
38:19There's 50.
38:19Give me that.
38:20Us not being able to do math isn't a bitch.
38:22Not a part of the bitch.
38:2525.
38:26Okay.
38:27We truly-
38:27God damn it!
38:31All right, mommy, come on, please.
38:33Mommy, mommy, mommy!
38:35No, that's five.
38:36That's 100.
38:37Damn, opposite reaction.
38:38100 in the pot.
38:39Ah!
38:40Oh, goodness.
38:42Duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh-duh.
38:44Hey, that was your name.
38:46That's fat water.
38:47Let's go, Blue Ivy.
38:48We're going to have to find a synonym for fashion.
38:5012!
38:51Whoa!
38:52This pot is incredibly well done.
38:53Oh, I love 12!
38:54Yeah, you do.
38:55Oh, it's Portland, Oregon.
38:57Portland, Oregon!
38:58Portland, go, go, go!
38:59Go, Portland!
39:00This is an up-and-coming drought.
39:03Is that over in the frontier?
39:04I guess.
39:05Six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
39:07It's mommy!
39:08It's mommy!
39:08Thank you!
39:09Thank you so much!
39:10Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
39:12A mommy!
39:13A mommy!
39:14Ten again for mommy!
39:15Mommy!
39:17No, no, no, no, no.
39:19Mommy!
39:19All right, we need one more.
39:20No, no, no, no, no.
39:22Give me mommy.
39:23Give me mommy.
39:23Give me mommy.
39:24No, it's mommy.
39:25I can split this fat pot if it's me.
39:27Fat?
39:28No!
39:29Hey, 75.
39:29You added to the pot.
39:30$75.
39:32It's a fat pot!
39:38Fat!
39:3950, 60, 75.
39:42I'm obsessed with this game!
39:44Okay, the pot has never been this fat!
39:51Fat!
39:52Look at all that fat.
39:53This is how fat the pot is.
39:56Look at all that cash.
39:56Huh?
39:57Give it a spread.
39:58Yeah, give it a spread.
39:59Do you know how to do that?
40:00Oh, no, no, no.
40:01Uh-oh.
40:02Opposite way, I believe.
40:03Opposite way, I believe.
40:05Horizontally?
40:06Whoa!
40:07Horizontally?
40:08No.
40:09No, no.
40:10No, no.
40:11That was never gonna work.
40:12No.
40:13You know why it was never gonna work?
40:14Why?
40:15Because it was so fat!
40:17All right.
40:18Let's go.
40:19Where's the pot?
40:20Blue IV and mommy.
40:21Mommy needs one more, but blue IV needs two.
40:23Okay, mommy.
40:24Mommy, mommy, mommy.
40:26Mommy, mommy, mommy.
40:29We're gonna make out like that.
40:30Oh!
40:30Oh, it's you.
40:31What the f*** is that?
40:33West side brown, I believe.
40:34All right, west side brown.
40:35West side brown.
40:37Nobody cares.
40:37My God, if you all are talking to me.
40:40Mommy, please.
40:41Mommy, please.
40:42It's 11.
40:43What?
40:44No.
40:45It's a new one.
40:46It's a new one.
40:46And the name is?
40:47Chunk.
40:48Chunk?
40:49He's not going far.
40:50No.
40:51He's not.
40:52Give it to me.
40:53Give me blue IV or Portland organ.
40:56Go!
40:57Seven.
40:58I'm afraid you owe money.
40:59Fifty in the pot.
41:00You got to add to the pot.
41:02Yes.
41:03And what should I do to it when adding it?
41:05Making it fat!
41:08Five.
41:09You owe a hundred.
41:11Thick.
41:12Thick.
41:13Thick pot.
41:14It's a thick pot.
41:15Girthy.
41:16Give me mommy.
41:17Why?
41:18Mommy, mommy, mommy, mommy.
41:19Mommy?
41:20Mommy?
41:20Seven, you owe more money.
41:23Fifty in the pot.
41:26That's fine.
41:27This is going to make or break someone.
41:29Look how thick.
41:30Goodness gracious.
41:31It's a thick one.
41:32Look at that.
41:33I don't really understand that.
41:34I've never seen that in my life.
41:35Me either.
41:36I've never seen it as well.
41:37And I actually don't want Dylan to do it anymore.
41:39I don't think it's...
41:40I keep showing the pot.
41:41Who would ever show it like that?
41:44No.
41:45No.
41:46No.
41:47Don't mess it up with your own money.
41:48She was trying to be sneaky.
41:50No.
41:52Okay.
41:53That's enough of the pot.
41:53Put the pot back in the sauce.
41:54That's enough of the pot.
41:55Secret.
41:56We've simply must continue the race.
41:58Mommy.
41:59Mommy.
42:00It's nine.
42:01So it's in fact Blue Ivy.
42:04No.
42:04She's got one more.
42:05She's got one more.
42:06One more.
42:07All right, there's little...
42:08Come on, Blue Ivy.
42:09Come on, Blue Ivy.
42:10Come on.
42:11Come on, Mommy.
42:12There we go.
42:12Come on, Mommy.
42:13Let's go, Blue Ivy.
42:14Come on, Mommy.
42:15Come on, Westside Brown.
42:16Westside Brown, Westside Brown, Westside Brown.
42:17Come on, Blue Ivy.
42:18Oh.
42:19You owe money.
42:20$100 in the fat pot.
42:22Good man.
42:23All right, the pot.
42:24The pot is the biggest I've ever seen it.
42:26Blue Ivy, Blue Ivy.
42:27Come on, Blue Ivy.
42:28Come on, Blue Ivy.
42:29Come on, Mommy.
42:30Mommy, please.
42:31Put him on an organ.
42:32Mommy, please.
42:32Mommy.
42:33Mommy, please.
42:34Put him in the queen.
42:35Nine.
42:36Blue Ivy.
42:37Ivy.
42:38Actually, I like that.
42:39Good man.
42:40I have one.
42:40I also have a Blue Ivy.
42:41Good man.
42:42Good man.
42:43Good man.
42:44Good man.
42:45Good man.
42:45Good man.
42:46Good man.
42:47No, don't shake his hand.
42:48He lost.
42:49All right, we've got a split of four ways.
42:50Woo-hoo!
42:51Split it four ways.
42:52Woo-hoo!
42:53Would you like me?
42:54Let's go!
42:54Since I'm the loser.
42:55Let him do it.
42:56Mommy's retired.
42:58This is my ticket for the winning circle.
43:00Seems to be that William Shatner has it in.
43:03I don't know the strategy.
43:04I have no idea of the strategy.
43:05Let's make sure that we're not being absolutely
43:07fucked in our anus.
43:08Are we being absolutely fucked in our anus?
43:09Are we being truly fucked in our little hole?
43:11Yes.
43:12I don't trust people who hum.
43:14You know what I genuinely don't like
43:16is when people whistle with a vibrato.
43:20Whistlers should not be trusted.
43:21That's exactly true.
43:22Whistlers just sing like a man.
43:26Whistling is a scoundrel's hobby.
43:28I was in the choir.
43:2950.
43:30Let's hear some.
43:3150.
43:32Lord and ladies.
43:34Oh, this is great.
43:35I just did the intro.
43:36I just did the intro of the choir.
43:38Then I sat down the rest of the time.
43:39The 50.
43:40The warm up.
43:4120.
43:42Yes.
43:42So when you fell off that horse, how old were you?
43:43I fell off a train.
43:45Oh, a train.
43:45And hit my head on a rock.
43:47Oh, God.
43:48Shall we leave that for the next round?
43:50I seem to have lost an incredible amount of money.
43:52God, I love cash.
43:53Well, man, it sucks to be a little bitch.
43:56I seem to have not received any notes.
43:58We're each going to pick two horses to bet on.
44:01So who would like first pick?
44:02You will put the most in the pot.
44:04I would.
44:06Whoa.
44:07Please, go ahead.
44:08I was so close last round with Mommy.
44:10I'd like to go back on number 10, Miss Mommy.
44:13This is fun.
44:14180 on Downtown Brown.
44:18My boy.
44:20That's another eight.
44:21Eight.
44:22Eight.
44:22How much money is each horse?
44:24Eight.
44:25That's another eight.
44:26Eight.
44:27Eight.
44:28Eight.
44:29Eight.
44:29Eight.
44:30I want to put money down 160, $160.
44:35On what?
44:36Oh, Jesus.
44:37One second.
44:37Give me a second.
44:38Okay.
44:39One, two, eight.
44:41On.
44:42Seabiscuit.
44:43Number six.
44:44Number six.
44:45Yes.
44:46Six.
44:47Six.
44:47I want to put down 140.
44:51Hey there, Delilah.
44:52I want to put 140 on Hey there, Delilah, number seven.
44:55I almost gave you his f***ing truck.
44:58Yes, I almost died just then.
45:00Well, then I guess I'm going with Blue Ivy and I'm-
45:03Does anyone want to go halfy on three?
45:06I do love three.
45:07What's three's name?
45:07I think that's Milk and Creamy.
45:09Since I picked last, I'll go next.
45:11I'll put $100 on, oh my God, I'm nervous.
45:15Okay.
45:16I'll put $100 on Tiffany.
45:18I say-
45:19Wait, wait, wait.
45:20Okay, yeah.
45:22I'd like to put 80 down and I'm renaming my horse
45:25the White Wonder.
45:26Downtown Brown and the White Wonder.
45:2780, you did 80.
45:28Hold on.
45:30Bless.
45:31Child.
45:31Can I go next?
45:32God save the queen.
45:33No, I want to go next.
45:34Then I will.
45:35How about you guys duel?
45:36I want to see who loses and dies.
45:38Armed it.
45:39Oh, wow.
45:40Incredible.
45:41And I would like to my little peanut butter.
45:43Can I put down money?
45:46Yes.
45:46Oh, great.
45:47Milk.
45:48I'm left with a lemon.
45:50Perfect.
45:50You can go for the two.
45:52Nothing's wrong with the lemon.
45:54Do I look like a rodent when I do it like this?
45:56Yes.
45:57I'll do 24.
45:58What was number two?
45:59You name it.
46:00Let's restart.
46:01Number two is Twinkle Star.
46:04Twinkle Star.
46:05Gentlemen, I have a proposition.
46:07Okay.
46:08What about we do a little gentlemanly pot builder
46:10and everybody puts in an extra hundred?
46:12I'm down for that.
46:13Come on.
46:14That sounds wonderful.
46:15It's to us, right?
46:16Listen to this.
46:17Number four, I renamed Senator.
46:20The Senator.
46:21What was it before?
46:22Oh, if it's 11, you put a hundred in the pot.
46:26Good God.
46:27Gentlemen, I'm running out of time.
46:29I know, this is very intense.
46:31This is scary.
46:34Uh-oh.
46:35What a delightful little noise.
46:36Uh-oh.
46:37I like the little jockeys that sit on top of the horse.
46:39They're so small.
46:40They're so tiny.
46:41They have no muscles in their butt
46:42because they have to.
46:44And we're off.
46:45We're back.
46:46Three.
46:47It's me.
46:48It's me.
46:49Wow.
46:49That's not for yourself.
46:50Well done, man.
46:51Hey, were you cheating?
46:52What's number three's name?
46:53Seabiscuit, come Seabiscuit.
46:56Huh?
46:56Nine.
46:57That's me.
46:58Oh my God.
46:59Very good.
47:00Uh-oh.
47:01William is off his phone.
47:01Dealer's luck.
47:02Oh.
47:03Oh, you know he's worth a hundred.
47:04Nine.
47:05No, that's.
47:06That's.
47:07A nine again.
47:08Oh my God.
47:08Nine again.
47:09Moving forward.
47:10This is bad.
47:11This is bad.
47:12What kind of voodoo did you put on this?
47:13Huh?
47:14A voodoo.
47:1610.
47:17Oh, that's mommy.
47:20Downtown.
47:21Mommy.
47:22Mommy is into the ring.
47:23This is hard.
47:24Let's have another mommy.
47:25Ring?
47:26One more mommy, please.
47:27Yes.
47:27Number three.
47:28That's not mine.
47:29Hey, that's yours again.
47:30Eight lines.
47:31Oh, yours is closer to the finish line.
47:33That's a seven.
47:34Yes.
47:35Me.
47:36Delilah.
47:37Hey there.
47:37Get there.
47:38Get there, Delilah.
47:39Get there, Delilah.
47:42Six.
47:43It's a 10.
47:44It's mommy.
47:45Mommy.
47:46I seem to be the only one who doesn't have a horse in the game.
47:48You're not doing either.
47:49I don't have a horse in the game.
47:50Six.
47:51Six.
47:51A seabiscuit.
47:52Seabiscuit.
47:53Ah, no.
47:54Still not you.
47:55A seabiscuit.
47:56A seabiscuit.
47:56You didn't get any.
47:57Well, you've chosen one of the hardest ones to roll.
47:59Yeah.
48:00Two.
48:01That's me.
48:02Twinkle.
48:03Halalala.
48:03Twinkle.
48:04That is her.
48:05Twinkle.
48:06All right.
48:07Come on, honey.
48:08Here we go.
48:09Nine.
48:10Not me, but you.
48:12You Ivy.
48:13You Ivy.
48:13You Ivy.
48:14You Ivy.
48:15The Duchess is going to be unhappy with me.
48:17Oh, God.
48:18Yes.
48:19Seven.
48:20Yes, that's me.
48:21Get there, Delilah.
48:24Okay, Seabiscuit and Senator, wake up.
48:28Six.
48:29Seabiscuit again.
48:30Go on, Seabiscuit, you answered.
48:31Look at you.
48:32Oh, wow, look at you so calm.
48:33All right.
48:37Seabiscuit wants more.
48:37Seabiscuit.
48:39Go, Seabiscuit.
48:40Go, Seabiscuit.
48:42Oh, it's Seabiscuit and...
48:46Eleven.
48:46You owe a hundred dollars.
48:49Oh, no.
48:49The pot is getting...
48:54Let's go.
48:55I love it.
48:56I'd like to cut it off.
48:58Sorry, did you put a 50 down?
48:59No.
49:00Huh?
49:01No.
49:02We'll need 50 more, please.
49:03You're trying to cheat us.
49:05Wait.
49:05Give me back my 50.
49:06Who is this?
49:07That is Thomas Anderson.
49:09Paul Thomas Anderson.
49:10It's Paul Thomas Anderson.
49:12Golden licorice pizza.
49:13I believe it's Ulysses.
49:14All right, here we go, a hundred.
49:16Punch love drunk, drunk punch drunk.
49:19Drunk punch love.
49:19All right, rolling once more.
49:22And I owe a hundred dollars.
49:24Very good.
49:25Very good, man, very good.
49:29That's number eight.
49:30Downtown Brown is in the race.
49:32Incredible.
49:33I guess he's going.
49:34I'd love to see it.
49:35Downtown Brown is in the race.
49:39Come on, Seabiscuit and Senator.
49:42Oh, five.
49:44That's me.
49:44Peanut butter.
49:45It's peanut butter.
49:46Peanut butter.
49:47Peanut butter.
49:48That's mine, peanut butter.
49:50Oh my God.
49:50Come on, come on, come on.
49:53Damn it.
49:53Blue Ivy.
49:54Blue Ivy.
49:55I'm scared.
49:56It's looking rather good for Blue Ivy.
50:00That's number nine again.
50:01Jeez.
50:02Blue Ivy is one away.
50:02Blue Ivy is about to win.
50:04This isn't fair, man.
50:07Eleven.
50:08Hold on, hold on, hold on.
50:10Blue Ivy.
50:11Mommy, please.
50:13My God.
50:13Blue Ivy has won.
50:16Good show, Blue Ivy.
50:18That's how we bred you.
50:20Good show, good show.
50:22You stupid bitch.
50:23You stupid, stupid bitch.
50:25Okay, Seabiscuit's never gonna win
50:26with that kind of talk.
50:27I've never trusted you.
50:29From the day you spit on my foot.
50:30I'll call the farmer.
50:31We're gonna have about 12 horse corpses
50:33ready for them tonight.
50:34Let's do it.
50:36Wow.
50:37Wow.
50:37What a day at the Derby.
50:38What a day at the Derby.
50:39Well, thank you for coming to the Derby.
50:43Downtown Brown.
50:43Oh, still.
50:45I did that thing.
50:48I wanna try.
50:49Well, okay.
50:51Thank you for watching Gentleman's Derby Days.
50:54Let us know what horse you loved
50:56and what horses we should race next.
50:59Gentlemen, a fine show.
51:01Shall we count our cash?
51:03I say, I don't believe I'd like to.
51:05Unfortunately, Downtown Brown let me down.
51:10The money slot.
51:11What's that from?
51:12I don't know, that's the first time I've ever done it.
51:14I'm just, I guess I'm just built to have
51:16Oh.
51:17Racks on racks on racks.
51:19Hello, my lady.
51:21Hello, my darling.
51:22Do we need to count?
51:23Is that part of this?
51:24No, it's not part of it.
51:25I think it's over.
51:269.30 is not the time.
51:28It's how much money I have.
51:31I love doing the outro, then counting the points.
51:33Then counting all the money.
51:34Let's stay on this for a long time.
51:36It's the actor.
51:39I guess I count first.
51:40I had to split the money.
51:41Maybe I'll get that boat to the Amazon.
51:43895.
51:45You lost.
51:46Well, I did a lot better than I thought.
51:48Well, I have 930.
51:50I dumped a lot of money in one of those spots.
51:52What is in a cigarette?
51:53It looks like it's crusted with ash.
51:56You're crusted with ash.
51:57Tobacco.
51:58I have $945 from the New World.
52:01So you won by five.
52:03Perhaps, we'll see if other ones.
52:04I don't like it.
52:05I mean, chances, sorry,
52:06William just got a billion, billion dollars.
52:10Yeah, something's telling me that William's going to win.
52:12I feel like visually, we can count on William there.
52:16Dylan, do you want to tell us how much money you got?
52:18I'll tell you what.
52:19How are you doing?
52:20Yes, I got about 11.
52:22About?
52:23About, once the fives hit, I was like, what?
52:26Did you say 1,100?
52:28That can't be right.
52:29I don't believe you for a second.
52:29That can't be right.
52:30Look how thin that pile is.
52:31I say, I think William might need some fans.
52:33One, two.
52:35Uh-uh.
52:36Three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
52:42Okay.
52:43Okay, and all you have is 20s left.
52:45And fives.
52:46Okay.
52:47So you said that was 1,100.
52:48That's not 1,100.
52:50That's simply not 1,100.
52:51No, that's what we call it, no.
52:53That's a little over 800, I believe.
52:55How many do you have, William?
52:562,400.
52:57I have 900.
52:58You have 24?
53:0024, yeah.
53:01All right, well, William,
53:02you've really taken the bank here today.
53:04I guess William won.
53:06You really didn't win.
53:07I didn't, I just, worse.
53:09I was stupid.
53:13Worse, I was stupid.
53:1528.
53:17My tax man is counting my shit.
53:19Wow, well, William Shatner won,
53:21and I'm glad you guys stayed to figure that out.
53:23William Shatner always wins.
53:251,000 and up.
53:29Sounds a little close to 1,100 to me.
53:33Goodbye, mate, goodbye.
53:34Goodbye, go.
53:36Get out.
53:36Get out of here.
53:37What are you still doing?
53:38We're gonna have some bobbin.
53:40What?
53:40The bobbin.
53:42Get a bobbin now.
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