00:00I want to break up with you.
00:01What?
00:02I want you back.
00:03Oh baby.
00:04I want you back.
00:10Hello?
00:13Is everything ok?
00:14You have mascara all over your whole face.
00:17You actually have like a piece of toilet paper or something.
00:21Oh, do I really?
00:22Other side.
00:23There, yeah.
00:24Just got dumped.
00:25I want to break up with you.
00:26What?
00:27Oh, me too.
00:28I'm breaking up with you.
00:33Oh my God.
00:38How about this?
00:39Whenever we're feeling like we just can't take it anymore,
00:43let's call each other.
00:44Ow!
00:45We're each other's sadness sisters.
00:46Well, sadness sister sounds like you're Diane Keaton
00:49and I'm Meryl Streep and we're in a Broadway play,
00:51but I like it, yeah.
00:52That's a great cast.
00:54You should cast plays.
00:55Oh my God.
00:57And look at her with my boyfriend.
00:59This is bad.
01:01What the fuck?
01:03He was the love of my life.
01:05And Anne is the love of mine.
01:07But I'm not so sure that they're going to realize it,
01:09not with these shiny new people around.
01:11So what are we supposed to do?
01:13We have to break them up.
01:14That's crazy.
01:15We can't do that.
01:19How would we do that?
01:21How would we do that?
01:25I will seduce Anne's boyfriend.
01:26Am I doing this right?
01:27It's so wet.
01:29You just take your two fingers, let it drip out.
01:31Oh, thank you.
01:33I don't think we've met.
01:34Hi.
01:36You will friendship seduce Noah.
01:38What about your ex?
01:39Really funny.
01:40Was she funny?
01:41Pop that shirt off.
01:42I'd rather not.
01:43I'll tell you what, I'll take mine off too.
01:45That's not going to help me at all.
01:46Can I tell you a little secret about being an adult?
01:49What?
01:50We're just pretending that we know what we're doing.
01:52And we're hoping that we don't screw it up.
01:54Anne!
01:55Your stamina's really improved.
01:57It's the drugs!
01:58I find you both incredibly attractive.
02:00Oh, wow.
02:02Ow.
02:03Look at you, good work.
02:04Yeah, man, I'm a psycho.
02:06You are somebody that a person could fall very deeply in love with.
02:11But it's more like slowly, over five or six months.
02:14Okay.
02:15Or like a year.
02:17Two years tops.
02:18Do you realize the number's going up?
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