Sakazuki | movie | 2025 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Two agency assassins cross blades in an empty bar when they find they're on the same gig. | dG1fR2cySjZvOFM5Y1E

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00:00Hi, you might already know that I'm a director because, well, I'm wearing a scarf.

00:03If you're seeing this video, it means it was suggested to you because, well,

00:06we paid YouTube to make sure that it came up on your feed.

00:09You're seeing my stupid face because, well,

00:11what I really wanted you to see was clips from our new film, Sakazuki.

00:14This film has sword fights.

00:16One guy's got two things.

00:18It's got this chick with some guns.

00:20Slow motion.

00:23Lots of neat, fun stuff like that.

00:25Michael Bay.

00:28I can't show you any of that, unfortunately, though, because YouTube deemed the imagery

00:32negative imagery.

00:34So, um, you're stuck with this.

00:36Welcome to 2025, where the only content that can be promoted is this kind of sh-

00:40I can't show you this footage because YouTube says it's too negative.

00:46So I'll just sing a happy song.

00:50Happy song.

00:51Trust me, it's pretty deep.

00:53And you should go watch the film anyways.

00:56We're all happy.

00:59Trust us, YouTube overlords.

01:01Trust us.