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Oh My God... Yes! A Series of Extremely Relatable Circumstances | show | 2025 | Official Clip
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Three best friends in Los Angeles collectively navigate the worlds of sex, dating, and womanhood in the year 2102. | dHNfeEJ6U2JhZ3Q3Q1k
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00:00
Now keep your hips square, and tighten your ass cheeks.
00:05
She what?
00:06
We're on our way.
00:07
Did you see me? Did you see me?
00:09
We're heading to Tulip's.
00:10
Strawberry just broke up with her.
00:11
Well, now I'm triggered.
00:13
Sunny, please, don't make this about you.
00:16
No can do.
00:17
Breakups really do a number on me.
00:18
It's like every interaction gets colored with every rejection I've ever felt.
00:21
My parents divorce, my third grade's telling me.
00:24
Whatever.
00:25
Let's stop at the liquor bank, grab Tulip's favorite snacks.
00:27
The loan I was denied.
00:28
The schlongi I didn't win.
00:30
The stray dog that walked to Jamal instead of me.
00:33
Oh, thank you guys for coming.
00:35
Of course. Hearts are fucking dumb.
00:38
Yeah, who needs them?
00:40
Oh my god, my first love said those exact words to me
00:43
and proceeded to rip his actual heart out of his chest.
00:46
Did he die?
00:46
He did, Tulip.
00:48
Do you want to hear the story?
00:49
Sunny.
00:52
Oh, walnutty nut nuts for the butt butts, my favorite.
00:56
I'm ordering food. Anybody want anything?
00:57
No? Okay, good.
00:58
Don't ask for any of mine.
00:59
What do you want me to do this time?
01:00
Blow up her car?
01:01
Inject her with serum that makes her fart confetti?
01:03
You need do nothing.
01:04
You'll be happy to know that I found someone who is just unbelievably perfect.
01:09
He's kind and cute and has a predictability about him
01:12
that is so compatible with my impulsiveness.
01:14
All aboard the rebound express.
01:16
Choo choo.
01:17
He's not a rebound.
01:18
Yeah, sure, he's a spider.
01:20
But what we have is way different than my last relationship.
01:23
This one is pure and kismet.
01:25
Kismet?
01:26
Dude, I had such a bad trip the last time I took kismet.
01:30
I woke up in a pizza parlor and Pasadena blasted in pepperoni.
01:33
Did I just hear you say you're fucking a spider?
01:35
His name is Rutherford.
01:39
That's a fervent idealist eating corn swallow spider.
01:42
What are you doing?
01:43
I'm burning your house down.
01:44
No, stop. Don't do that.
01:46
Stop.
01:47
What is wrong with you two?
01:48
We need to kill the spider.
01:50
I'm just releasing some tension.
01:52
But I don't want to kill him.
01:53
Rutherford is my support system.
01:55
He was there for me after Strawberry just up and left and didn't even look back.
01:59
I don't blame her.
02:00
The only reason I'm still here is because as your best friend,
02:02
it's my job to protect you from shit like this.
02:05
But this thing is the epitome of toxic.
02:07
Super unlovable.
02:09
Not to mention they're hideous.
02:11
Did you see the legs on those things?
02:12
So you're saying Strawberry left me because my legs are funny?
02:15
No, because my legs are weird.
02:17
Hey, my legs aren't weird.
02:19
Yeah, get her, ma.
02:21
You two hush.
02:22
I'm talking about the spider.
02:24
Shit.
02:24
Where'd it go?
02:25
Stay vigilant.
02:26
If this thing gets close to us, we'll toast.
02:28
Toast?
02:28
Like it'll kill us?
02:29
Yes, Sonny.
02:30
It's deadly.
02:31
Haven't you been listening?
02:32
No, because I'm triggered.
02:35
Haven't you been listening?
02:36
Well, it's not going to kill me.
02:37
It likes me.
02:39
It loves me.
02:40
Food's here.
02:42
The fervent idealist eating hornswoggle has no discerning qualities, you creep.
02:45
Your point?
02:46
My point is it will bite you.
02:48
Too lit.
02:48
Hey, y'all talking about that fervent idealist eating a hornswoggle spider?
02:52
As a matter of fact, we are.
02:54
Can you come and kill it for us?
02:56
I probably should.
02:57
That spider could fry my whole shit up.
02:59
But hey, y'all look fine as hell.
03:02
Especially the blue-haired shawty.
03:03
She look crazy.
03:05
I like them crazy.
03:06
I'm crazier, actually.
03:07
But whatever floats your boat, ugly man.
03:09
We don't need your help.
03:10
Oh, trust me.
03:11
Yeah, I do.
03:12
Nope.
03:13
We change our minds, ugly.
03:14
Lead the grub and kick.
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