A comedian uses her troubled past as material for her stand-up routine, trying to rise up through the comedy circuit by | dG1fNXFERmI3cVVWMzA
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00:00Good evening. How very nice it is to be here this evening.
00:05But then again, I'm from Rotherham, so it's nice to be anywhere.
00:10Life.
00:12It's always been too much.
00:14And not enough.
00:16Still with him, are you?
00:18So, blow me up!
00:19Of course you are.
00:20Are you angry, Bob?
00:22You seem angry.
00:25When I was a kid, I was funny.
00:28And I thought, that's what I'll do.
00:30It'll be my job to make them laugh.
00:37Oi, get your eff off. We're not expecting a comic here.
00:44I want to do what you do.
00:45I wouldn't bother.
00:46It's not a job for a woman.
00:48I conquer them with love.
00:49Where are you going?
00:50Out.
00:51Number one, please.
00:54That lot out there will tear you to pieces.
00:56You rubbish!
00:57I'm going 50 quid to make a twat of myself.
00:59What are you going?
01:00She'll not let you down.
01:02She's a funny cow.
01:09Hello.
01:10Just went to shopping.
01:12So much, have I?
01:13What?
01:14You in this?
01:17It's not we to leave, Mum.
01:19It's we to stay.
01:21It's we to stay.
01:23My dad.
01:24You in hard, Mum?
01:25There was a kid on our street and he says,
01:26I bet my dad can beat up your dad.
01:28And I thought, flipping hell, when?
01:33I think we should have children.
01:34Why?
01:35Pregnant.
01:39It ain't funny, love.
01:40It's about surviving.
01:42Have any of you read any of them lonely hearts adverts?
01:45Curvy.
01:46Fat twat.
01:48Likes eating out.
01:49Lazy fat twat.
01:51She's a funny cow.
01:53Happiness comes and goes.
01:55So give yourself a chance.
01:57She's a funny cow.
02:05Thank you very much.
02:06She's a funny cow.