00:00I said I'd pay you to be my boyfriend for the night, not marry you.
00:02You said it yourself. You want to create the perfect guy and stick it to your family.
00:05I can be that guy.
00:06You get married, you get the company. It's simple.
00:09It's a good deal.
00:11Fine.
00:12I guess you have a point.
00:13Marrying the love didn't exactly work out the way it planned.
00:17Okay, I'll do it. I'll marry you.
00:19It's a deal.
00:20Not so fast.
00:22I have a few rules.
00:23First, no line.
00:24I have to absolutely trust you.
00:27Shit.
00:28Too late for that.
00:29If I want to win that hotel, I can't tell her who I am.
00:32And we get married tomorrow.
00:33Then I get the company and get divorced in three months.
00:35We just got together and you're already breaking up with me?
00:38Give it a few months. Maybe you'll rethink the divorce part.
00:40Stop. This is strictly business.
00:42When I get married for real, I want it to be for love.
00:44That's why I'm going to make you fall in love with me.
00:47Here.
00:53Take this.
00:54Once I get the company, you can get more money.
00:57I don't need your money.
00:58I don't get her.
00:59What's in it for you?
01:00My career.
01:02And maybe love.
01:03What's in it for me is I like you.
01:07Okay.
01:08Another rule.
01:09This is strictly business.
01:11No kissing unless other people are watching.
01:15You're the boss.
01:16And you can keep the ring.
01:19How could the waiter afford such a nice ring?
01:23C-W?
01:27Lady, you can't go through with this.
01:29If you want the company, I expect to see you and your fiancé at brunch tomorrow.
01:35Shit, I don't even think I have his number.
01:45Where's your broke-up's fiancé?
01:46Did you come to ask Daddy for money?
01:48I'm here for the company.
01:50We're looping.
01:50So if you want to get started on the paperwork, we can get everything settled.
01:55He's not giving you the company.
01:57Dad, you said once I'm married, I can run the business.
01:59I've been working my ass off for years.
02:01You can't just give my mother's company to this bimbo and my needle dick ex.
02:04Okay, it's not that small.
02:05Enough.
02:06Lizzie, I'm concerned.
02:08You're engaged to this low-class stranger.
02:10Are you losing your mind?
02:11Oh, you know, we couldn't find anything on him.
02:13You know why?
02:14Because he's fake.
02:15Unlike Britt's boobs, he's real.
02:19Okay, where is he then?
02:21Wiping down some table?
02:23I have an idea.
02:24How about we call him?
02:25See if he answers.
02:27Let me see your phone.
02:28He's at work right now.
02:30He's not going to respond.
02:31Really?
02:32Or is it because you don't have his number?
02:41I'll marry Lizzie right now.
02:46Sure.
02:47As far as being fake and desperate, Lizzie's the only real person in this family.
02:51With all due respect, I went over your investor reports, and Lizzie brought this company back from nothing.
02:56Married or not, she deserves it.
02:57You read investor reports.
02:59Yes, dear.
02:59He did that so he could find out about the money that he's going to steal.
03:02I care about someone.
03:04Do my research.
03:05All right, Jack.
03:06I may have underestimated you, but I'm no fool.
03:10If you really want to marry my daughter, you'll sign this.
03:17I want to be clear.
03:19If you divorce my daughter, you won't get a cent.
03:25Poor Lizzie's going to get dumped again.
03:28Bye-bye, gold digger.
03:33I don't need your money.
03:35Did you really mean that?
03:39Wait, I can't use my real name.
03:47I don't need your money.
03:49Or Lizzie's.
03:54Great.
03:55So, we're going to go to the courthouse, elope, and then you can give me the company.
03:59Absolutely not.
04:00No daughter of mine is eloping.
04:02If you're getting married, you'll have a proper wedding.
04:04And the first daughter to have a wedding gets the company, Lizzie.
04:08Good thing mine is already scheduled for the 25th, so the company is mine.
04:12And then I'll get married the 24th.
04:13I'll get married on the 23rd.
04:14No, I'll get married on the 25th.
04:15Stop.
04:16Please stop.
04:18You'll both get married on the 25th.
04:19What?
04:20We'll have a double wedding.
04:22A double wedding?
04:23Dad, you want me to share my wedding with her?
04:26What about the company?
04:27After the wedding, I'll decide who deserves the company.
04:31Unless Brittany was right and this relationship is fake.
04:35No, Brittany.
04:39We'll do it.
04:43Let's have a double wedding.
04:46No, Daddy, you can't do this.
04:48This is my day.
04:49Hey, I'm totally in my day.
04:52I won't share with some nobody.
04:55That nobody is your future brother-in-law.
04:58If you want me to pay for the wedding, you'll get married together.
05:01Fine.
05:03Let's keep it at the Wyatt Hotel.
05:04Maybe Jack will pass out appetizers.
05:08There's no way I'm sharing my day with this bullshit relationship.
05:11Watch out, bitches.
05:13Bridezilla is coming.
05:14She thinks she can bully me and Lizzie at my hotel.
05:17She's in for the awakening.
05:20Great.
05:20Now that everything's settled, we should be going.
05:29So, do you need to go get your stuff or something?
05:32Oh, no, I'll just have to send.
05:34Um, I mean, I'll pick it up later.
05:38Well, I love Cezanne.
05:39I love this print.
05:40You know, my grandmother had one in her house.
05:42Your grandmother had an original Cezanne painting?
05:45No.
05:46No, no, no.
05:47That is insanely expensive.
05:49Um, no, she had one of those prints.
05:51You know, like a normal, normal lady.
05:54Look, about the double wedding.
05:57I know it might be a little awkward to get married at the hotel where you work at.
06:01It'll be awkward because I own it.
06:03I mean, it's no more awkward than having a double wedding with your ex.
06:07This might not be so bad.
06:08He's kind of cute.
06:10So, we have one month before the wedding to prove that you deserve the company.
06:14Looks like it.
06:16Just enough time to make you fuck up with me.
06:29Sorry, it's my, uh, my manager.
06:35Ezra, what's going on?
06:36Where the hell are you?
06:37Your assistant called me like 30 times.
06:39Just tell my assistant that I'm out of the country on vacation.
06:41You never go on vacation.
06:44I'll explain later.
06:44I gotta go.
06:45Jack.
06:47Hello?
06:50I have a surprise for you.
06:52There's someone you should meet.
06:54This is Deborah.
06:55She's your engagement gift from Daddy.
06:57Your father's given you a person?
06:59And I thought we were rich.
07:01She's a housekeeper, stupid.
07:03She's on the lawn to clean up this dump and teach you some manners, busboy.
07:06Yes, Miss Brittany.
07:08He's as trashy as you said he was.
07:10We don't need a housekeeper.
07:13Oh, it looks like you do.
07:15Brittany, this is obviously a scheme so you can spy on us.
07:18You wouldn't want to offend Daddy by not accepting his gift, would you?
07:24Of course not.
07:26Fine.
07:27We'll take her.
07:29Good.
07:29Deborah will look at the dirt and everyone will realize this is a sham of marriage soon enough.
07:36Where's my room?
07:38Uh, right through there.
07:41Hmm.
07:42Separate bedrooms?
07:48I suppose sometimes.
07:49I'll get to the bottom of this.
07:51We'll leave you to get settled.
08:14What the hell are you doing here?
08:16Debbie's in the guest room and she's watching us.
08:19So you think you can use my bathroom?
08:20I have to sleep in here.
08:22Deborah's a spy.
08:22If she tells our families that we're not sleeping in the same rooms, we'll find out we're not together.
08:27Miss Lizzie, I came to get the laundry.
08:29One sec.
08:37Hmm.
08:42Hmm.
08:42Hmm.
08:42Hmm.
08:43Hmm.
08:44Hmm.
08:45Hmm.
08:45Hmm.
08:47Hmm.
08:47You can get new clothes.
08:49Ah, somebody left that at the hotel and ended maybe by size.
08:53Uh-huh.
08:57Fine.
08:58You can sleep.
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