ONE OF THEM DAYS - Camera Test Part 2
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00:00Sorry I couldn't get you another chair. They don't really want y'all sitting down.
00:04So which one of you needs a rent?
00:06That would be me.
00:07Well, here you go. You can fill this out and please, if you don't mind, I will not be making small talk.
00:12It just makes shit take longer.
00:14Fine by me.
00:23Now we just need to verify your income.
00:25I pass?
00:26You sure did. I just need proof of income.
00:29I'm an artist. I paint. I do all types of painting. That means nails, body, houses, inner, outer, back.
00:36I can do something here. Your shit looks a little wack. I can get you together. What do you need?
00:39Do you make money? Do you drive Uber, get SSI, child support, cashing?
00:43Like PPP grants and all that shit? No, unfortunately I don't.
00:46I have like a net 60,000 from a white nigga I met in Italy once on one summer.
00:50He told me he was coming to get me and I believe him.
00:52That's quite a story, but what about you? Would you like to apply for this loan?
00:56What? That's it? I just told you.
00:58Yes, sadly I cannot give a loan to someone that's unemployed.
01:01Um, Italian nigga's got it and he said he was coming back for me, so please focus on what I'm telling you.
01:09Nigga.
01:10No. No, I can't.
01:12Look, I know why you want to say no. I know why you want to say no, but if you do me this one silent, I swear to God on everything, I'm not going to pay you back.
01:17Girl, it's not even all that. I just can't.
01:20Why?
01:21Because I'm not going to get approved.
01:22Yes, you are, nigga. They approve of me.
01:25She's right. We approve almost everyone.
01:27Almost everyone. Please.
01:29Thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:30Thank you.
01:34Thank you.
01:35I'm just going to type this in.
01:38Oh no.
01:39What is it?
01:40No.
01:41Um, maybe I did something wrong. Can you repeat yourself?
01:44Let me see, let me see.
01:48Jesus Christ!
01:52Nigga, you're poor.
01:54I don't see how one person could...
01:55Your grandchildren are poor.
01:56When was this one?
01:58Looks like six months ago.
02:00Oh, nigga. Never mind that. She has absolutely nothing.
02:04But if we do this together, I know that we can get this bread together.
02:07You can give us a deal together. We live together seven years.
02:10It's basically a common law marriage, so my wife and I would like to do, you know, what the tax marriage deal that they be getting.
02:16Can I have a copy of this?
02:18No, wait. Let me get my shit off.
02:20The tax. Don't you get tax deals when you get married?
02:22Thank you.
02:23Thank you.
02:24Isn't seven years together a common law marriage?
02:26Girl, let's go. Come on!
02:27I'm trying to tell you. Doesn't that work? That's the way it works.
02:30You discriminate because we're women, because we're women, because we're black?
02:33I'm wishing you best of luck.
02:34Best of luck.
02:35Best of luck.
02:36Best of luck.
02:37Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
02:39Dummy.
02:43Not going to steal my fucking social security number.
02:45Bitch.