It's Showtime: Dapat nag-host ka na lang, Meme Vice Ganda! (Ansabe)

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Aired (February 21, 2025): First word pa lang, pahirapan na, eh!

Transcript

00:00Huh?

00:00Host the show so we don't get fat.

00:02Okay.

00:03They're making fun of you.

00:06You don't want me to get married?

00:08You don't want me to be friends with John?

00:10Of course I want you to get married, but I don't want you to get fat.

00:13Okay, bye.

00:15I can't believe this.

00:17Precess is the lip reader.

00:19Okay, okay.

00:20Precess is the lip reader.

00:22Your favorite member is...

00:24They said...

00:26Argus!

00:28Good job, Argus!

00:29Why are they missing, Kim?

00:31There are only four of them.

00:32They're also missing.

00:33You're the only one who's moving.

00:35One, two, three.

00:36Join us.

00:37We'll win.

00:38I promise.

00:39What?

00:40Let's sit here.

00:41Oh, okay.

00:42It looks easy.

00:43I don't like it here.

00:44It smells like first world.

00:45And I don't like it here.

00:46It smells like first world.

00:48Why?

00:49It smells like first world.

00:51It's disgusting.

00:52It's disgusting.

00:53And you were given this?

00:55Wow.

00:56It's disgusting.

00:57First world.

00:58First world.

00:59First world.

01:00Wait, wait.

01:01I really don't like it here.

01:02He said you're the host.

01:04He said that to you.

01:05If I were the host,

01:07this would be the first world.

01:09I just want to play

01:10so it won't hurt too much.

01:12Wow, it's so funny.

01:14This is so funny, baby.

01:16We have a problem here.

01:17What?

01:18If it's not guessed,

01:19you'll say it again and again.

01:21If it's not guessed,

01:22we'll see a pro.

01:25One, two, three.

01:26Okay.

01:27Okay.

01:28You're so slow.

01:29Grace is doing a good job.

01:31Who's the bulilip reader?

01:33It's Jace.

01:34Okay.

01:35Jace is excited.

01:36The bulilip member?

01:37It's Claude.

01:38It's Claude.

01:39Let's see who he guessed.

01:42Kelsey, the bulilip reader.

01:44Yesterday, it was them too.

01:45Was it them too?

01:46They tried it too.

01:49Dude, I was there with Joe.

01:51It's Derby.

01:53Kelsey, the bulilip reader.

01:55Kelsey, the bulilip reader.

01:56Kelsey, the bulilip reader.

01:57Kelsey, the bulilip reader.

01:58Ayesha, you're here.

01:59You're the daughter.

02:00Ayesha.

02:01Ayesha.

02:02Ayesha.

02:03Team A, B, and C are all set.

02:06This is it.

02:07This is it.

02:08Team Vice and Oggy.

02:10Who's first?

02:11You go first.

02:12You go first.

02:13Let's go, Argus.

02:14Who's first?

02:15Argus or you?

02:16You can switch.

02:18Okay, I'll go first.

02:20I'll go first, son.

02:21Okay.

02:22It suits you.

02:23There you go.

02:24Argus, you go second.

02:26There you go.

02:27Okay, Bricez is also on his seat.

02:30Ready, set, go.

02:32The kid is complaining.

02:33Is he complaining?

02:34Are you okay?

02:35Are you okay, son?

02:36Bricez, take your time.

02:37Don't look at him, son.

02:38Don't look at him, Bricez.

02:39Okay.

02:40Bricez already knows.

02:41Ready?

02:42Ready, set, go.

02:45First word.

02:48Labo.

02:49Please use the mic.

02:50Please use the mic.

02:51It's loud.

02:52It's loud.

02:53It's loud.

02:54We can't hear.

02:55Labo.

02:56Wrong.

02:57Calbo.

02:58Bo.

02:59Cal.

03:00In.

03:01Cal.

03:02Uh.

03:03Cal.

03:04Cal.

03:05Bo.

03:06Labo.

03:07Wrong.

03:08Don't look at him, son.

03:09Calbo.

03:10Abo.

03:11Wrong.

03:12Cal.

03:13Ah.

03:14Cal.

03:15Uh.

03:16Cal.

03:17Uh.

03:18Cal.

03:19Uh.

03:20Cal.

03:21Cal.

03:22Uh.

03:23Bricez is getting better.

03:24Cal.

03:25Cal.

03:26Ah.

03:27Calbo.

03:28Calbo.

03:29Bo.

03:30Bo.

03:31Calbo.

03:32I told you to say calbo.

03:33Wow.

03:34Calbo

03:35You again?

03:36You're nonsense.

03:37You're nonsense.

03:38Calbo.

03:39Bobo.

03:40Calm down.

03:41Second word.

03:42Watch and learn from после and behave collectively.

03:43I can feel it.

03:44Suppose to do hosting.

03:45I told you to cover everything.

03:46Go.

03:47Pink.

03:48Pink.

03:49Me.

03:50Wrong.

03:51Wrong.

03:52Pink.

03:54Mommy.

03:55Wrong.

03:57Pink.

03:58Mi.

03:59Pink.

04:01Mi.

04:02Wrong.

04:04Pass, pass, pass.

04:05Third word.

04:07Spaghetti.

04:09Tobati.

04:10Wrong.

04:11Spaghetti.

04:12Kumatis.

04:13Kumatis.

04:14Spaghetti.

04:17Kumatis.

04:18Spaghetti.

04:19Kumatis.

04:20Pass, pass.

04:21Of course, it's Oggy.

04:22Suklai.

04:23Lotion?

04:24Suklai.

04:25Suklai.

04:26Donut?

04:27Suklai.

04:28Donut?

04:29Suklai.

04:30Suklai.

04:31Pass, pass, pass.

04:32Toyo.

04:33Toyo.

04:34Yo-yo?

04:35Toyo.

04:36Toyo.

04:37Wrong.

04:38Wrong.

04:39Wrong.

04:40Wrong.

04:41Wrong.

04:42Wrong.

04:43Wrong.

04:44Wrong.

04:45Wrong.

04:46Wrong.

04:47Wrong.

04:49Hey.

04:51Hey.

04:52Oh my.

04:53Perfect.

04:54Perfect.

04:55Hey.

04:56Hey.

05:00He knows what you're saying.

05:02He said he'd host.

05:03He said he'd host.

05:04He said he'd host.

05:08Here's my team.

05:10Aion, Sean, Chana, and Kulot…

05:13Baby, don't answer, please.

05:15Dirty, dirty.

05:16Dirty, dirty.

05:17Dirty, dirty.

05:18Dirty, dirty.

05:19Dirty, dirty.

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