Tom Green: I Got a Mule! | movie | 2025 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Tom Green shares humorous insights about his experience transitioning from Hollywood to a simpler lifestyle in the count | dG1fSXozSzZpX2hQcU0

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00:00Would you please help me welcome to the stage the one and only Tom Cruise!

00:06This is what I look like now.

00:08Nice to meet you, Fred. What do you do, Fred?

00:10Not much.

00:11Not much, okay.

00:12Honestly, is there anyone I can talk to that does something?

00:15I'm a farmer. I got a farm.

00:18Oh yeah, bud.

00:19Six chickens. Love them so much.

00:21I guess I should say love them. Five of them are dead now.

00:24The coyote's got five of them.

00:26So, yeah, I'm not a good farmer.

00:30I've got a mule now.

00:31Like, human beings have to take a horse and a donkey and breed them.

00:36It's like a weird perverted Franken-pet.

00:38And I wanted one of those.

00:40Richard and Mary Jane Green, ladies and gentlemen.

00:43Raise your hands if you're under 30.

00:45Let me see these. Look at these young folks there, huh?

00:47Yeah, look at that young whippersnapper right there.

00:49How are ya? Hi. Hi, young fella.

00:52I looked at my phone this morning, the screen time.

00:5460 hours today.

00:58Used to be we'd go outside, walk around.

01:00You'd look at stuff. You ever look at stuff?

01:03You ever go outside and look at stuff?

01:05And you know me from back in the day.

01:10Ain't it funny how everything could change.

01:13Still remain the same.