00:05Robert and I were stranded in a lost dimension.
00:11We were gone for three years.
00:13So we thought, you could try me to do a turn.
00:17Turn you? Cheeky.
00:20I don't really like the word retro, but people like to say it.
00:23But we just basically sell anything that we can get our hands on, really, that's from the past.
00:27Meet Ruth and Megan, two vintage shop owners with one big secret.
00:32We found this thing, it was literally by the bins.
00:35Yeah, and then I guess we were just messing about and...
00:38And I went to 1945.
00:47Your time machine is in the hands of two of the most stupid, most ignorant, low intelligence people in Muswell Hill.
00:53That's nice.
00:55The whole process is cut costs right down.
00:57It's a lot cheaper in the past where it's free.
01:04The machine is damaging the universe in ways that we could never have foreseen.
01:08Like a shitty 86 car.
01:09Megan's gone.
01:13Careful. More careful than that.
01:16A secret society.
01:18Time travel is completely impossible.
01:20A lost dimension outside of time.
01:22Chaos, all is chaos.
01:24A game of life and death.
01:26Let's play!
01:27A struggle to save reality as we know it.
01:32Time travel is dangerous. It is not recommended if you are pregnant.
01:35It can also cause serious side effects including hair loss, nausea, sweats, gambling addiction, kleptomania, serious allergic reactions, heart failure and death.
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