Merkin Penal | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Gary is falsely accused of beating his insane ex-girlfriend Charlotte, and he is sentenced to 30 days in Merkin Penal, a | dG1fVzFLZXlPZFNnQk0

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00:00Okay, newbies, welcome to Mercantino.

00:05This is your new home.

00:06Take a look.

00:07There's no way I'm going to make it in here.

00:08Stay in your lane, all right?

00:09They look like animals.

00:10Everything's going to be fine.

00:11I promise you that, okay?

00:12Okay.

00:13Okay.

00:14It's not like somebody's going to break from the pack and kill you.

00:15I got your back.

00:16Oh, shit.

00:17This is how we're going to start our day?

00:18No movie.

00:19What?

00:20How long are you in for?

00:2130 days, tops.

00:22That's it.

00:23What about you?

00:24Nine months, fucking TSA.

00:25How much time you got left?

00:26Three years.

00:27Three years?

00:28You're going to find this a special place.

00:29A place full of surprises.

00:30Tell them what's going on for the first week.

00:31What do you want to do?

00:32I want to watch the whole thing.

00:33You want to go to my house.

00:34I'll have a party.

00:35I'll have a party.

00:36I'll have a party.

00:37I'm going to have a party.

00:38I'll have a party.

00:39I'll have a party.

00:40I'm going to have a party.

00:41I'll have a party.

00:42I'm going to have a party.

00:43I'm going to have a party.

00:44Full of surprises. Tell them tell them what's going on for the first week. What should you expect Bruce? Well, we offer

00:51three square meals a day

00:53double occupancy accommodations

00:55There are plans in the works to build a pool

00:59There's no fucking pool in the future. Perhaps open your mouth

01:03Make some words bitch

01:05Articulate motherfucker

01:07Elaborate on some shit. See I got your tongue

01:11Yeah, Gary's news is the mayor how you doing Gary man, it's my mouthpiece Alan Oh

01:19Gary

01:22Gary will be flash dance flash dance. You got a problem with flash dance flash dance

01:28Oh

01:34You're Gary hey, welcome to American it's not much but it's home, huh? Yeah TJ. Hey

01:42We probably get going. This is bodega Gary. Hey, how are you? I'm good. How are you? Welcome to the pen?

01:46I'll get you anything you want. You want it. I got it. You need it. I'll get it

01:51Fighting anybody Oh Gary. Hey Gary. All right, man. Hey new guy. I love you, man

01:56Okay, I saw me it loves you. Who's your cellmate?

02:00My cellmate Jesus Christ. Oh

02:02He's just crashed in Nazareth. He's your cellmate to new guy and smitty's cellmate. Everybody's tell me right fellas

02:10What's he in for?

02:11Hey, sure

02:13Pretty crazy in the prison

02:15What do you want Gary? I miss you. I miss us. Don't you remember you broke up with me?

02:22Oh

02:23God this prisoner is threatening me. Don't like Charlotte. No, I didn't threaten you

02:27I'm a new guy and you already threatened your ex-girlfriend. Is that right? I did not is that right?

02:33I'm supposed to be here for 30 days. And that's it. This is Merkin penal limited liability

02:38Incorporated you understand that this is my fucking world. I own everything. I owe you I owe you I don't everything

02:44I own this shit bird. Yeah

02:51You

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