Vice Ganda, may ipinagtataka sa mga piloto | It's Showtime Sexy Babe - video Dailymotion

Vice Ganda may biro tungkol sa mga piloto.

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00:00But you know what's going on really with the weather and everything?

00:02You know that's what I'm always asking you.

00:04What is it?

00:05You know how airlines want to be calm,

00:08Yes, yes.

00:09and have no fear.

00:11Relax.

00:12You want us to be calm.

00:13But why does the pilot always sound like he's drunk?

00:16Who's going to be calm?

00:17If the pilot is drunk, he'll be like this.

00:19Oh, it would.

00:20Right?

00:21This is Captain John Lazio.

00:22Welcome to the flight.

00:23Oh?

00:24You're okay?

00:25You thought he wasn't drunk yet,

00:26but he's already drunk.

00:29It's rare for me to encounter a pilot who speaks so clearly.

00:33But they all sound the same.

00:35What's clearer? The pilot or the MRT?

00:39The MRT is clearer.

00:41Why?

00:42The Bang Station.

00:44Don't go to Lubungin if you're not pregnant.

00:49Tayuman Station.

00:50Be careful of thieves.

00:52He's wearing green right now.

00:55He's describing it.

00:56Yes.

00:57He's right.

00:58Be careful of thieves.

01:02Why?

01:03Because all passengers are thieves.

01:07That's it.

01:09That's all.

01:10He's just telling a story.