00:04Social ruin?
00:08You always write a version of the same thing.
00:11No, I don't.
00:12About a dashing hero named Albert, Herbert, Rupert, Pilbert.
00:16Pilbert!
00:17That's ridiculous.
00:18I would never write a story about a boy named Pilbert.
00:21You have nothing more interesting than this.
00:23What else did you have in mind?
00:24As I said, something interesting.
00:31Hello?
00:33I'll say it out loud.
00:35I'd rather be pregnant than menstruating.
00:37That explains all the children.
00:41Please don't kill me, please.
00:43Don't kill me, please.
00:44Don't kill me.
00:47I like to read, too.
00:50No, you don't.
00:53No, I don't.
00:54Our parents are dead!
00:56What?!
00:57Terry!
01:03Minnie Mae!
01:05This is your final warning!
01:07Sorry, Mother.
01:13Why are they doing that?
01:22There's a question for the ages.
01:30Did you forget what you wanted to say?
01:32I...
01:33I...
01:34I...
01:34I...
01:35I...
01:35What?
01:38Ann?
01:41You're crying on the potatoes.
01:44Oh!
01:45Oh!
01:46Oh!
01:47Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:48Oh!
01:49Oh!
01:49Why, of course, Prissy.
01:51I'd love to join you and the older girls for lunch.
01:57I hate to say goodbye.
01:58I won't be so long.
02:00To the horse, Jerry.
02:02This feels like a cat.
02:03Meow.
02:06Meow, meow.
02:10She does really look dead.
02:20Isn't Ruby covering the game?
02:22Ruby's very preoccupied.
02:25With a certain someone.
02:33You notice me?
02:35Why are you standing half-naked in a room full of women?
02:38Bless you, my angel.
02:42There's no boy more sad and handsome than Gilbert Blythe.
02:52It was an accident.
02:54My whole life's an accident.
02:56I hardly know what you're saying at the time.
02:58I never know what you're talking about.
02:59Now, before we begin cultivating our imaginations, each of us should pick our nom de plume.
03:04See?
03:05It's happened again.
03:06See?
03:06It happened again.
03:09Your house is filled with things almost as pretty, is he?
03:16I must have doctors who can help me in the bog.
03:19The only person who can help you in the bog is a barber who pulls teeth with rusty tongs.
03:24Blake, new plan.
03:25I'll get fixed up here and then we go to the bog.
03:33Isn't that your cue?
03:35I can barely hear him.
03:37That's all right.
03:38Oh, it's the party that holds the caca.
03:42I'll write the article.
03:43Who are the team captains this week?
03:45Gilbert.
03:46And?
03:47Bill Adford.
03:51I'm done. Sorry.
03:53I warned you about the winters here.
03:55No, not like this, Blake.
03:57Not like this.
03:58This son isn't even real.
04:00Why you didn't tell me more about this?
04:01Because you said you wanted to stay in the house until spring.
04:04We have to wear corsets.
04:05Because we'll have buttons!
04:09I don't want to go to finishing school in Paris.
04:12Paris is boring.
04:14And so am I.
04:26We are here to take care of Mary.
04:29No more crying.
04:30I mean it.
04:32I forgot the tea.
04:41Well, I don't know what kind of girl you think I am, but you've just bought yourself a date for
04:46my father and a shotgun.
04:52So, come on then.
04:54Menace.
04:55All right, all right.
05:11It was an accident, you say?
05:14Oh, you're awfully handsome when you are contrite, Mr. Burns.
05:21I can forgive.
05:23What if I'm pregnant?
05:27My mother said, if I so much as go near a boy, I might get pregnant.
05:31And if a boy touches me, then I'll certainly get pregnant.
05:34So I must be.
05:35You all could be.
05:37How could this be?
05:39Who's the mother?
05:40Well, then you definitely are pregnant, Ruby.
05:43But I don't want to be barren.
05:45I can assure you, no one will become pregnant from dancing.
05:48But there was so much touching.
05:49We're hopping a freight car?
05:51I can't breathe.
05:52We're all going to die.
05:54It'll be fine.
05:54People do it all the time.
05:55I read about it in a book.
05:57A book?
05:58You've never done it.
05:59You look like you've just been widowed.
06:02Ah, thank you.
06:09Heavens, what's the matter, Ann?
06:10I need a shovel.
06:11Please, it's a matter most urgent, Josie, but I just felt gratefully ill.
06:14What do you intend to do with it?
06:16Bury her?
06:20No.
06:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
06:24You are lying.
06:34Hello, ladies.
06:36I'm not done yet.
06:40All my dresses will be ruined from the smoke.
06:44You can borrow one of mine.
06:46I have two.
06:48Ann has a question.
06:50Is it true that women of intelligence and pache emotion are doomed to be infertile?
07:01Is that how pre-perfection works?
07:06My bosoms are growing.
07:09And another reason why this is inexplicable.
07:12We've been worrying about her.
07:13Isn't that right, Ruby?
07:16Diana especially.
07:17Some of you, and by you, I mean Tilly, have a two-boy problem.
07:23No!
07:24That's not a problem, Paul!
07:27You know what she's like when she's on one of her adventures.
07:30She forgets to eat.
07:34Rachel Lind!
07:35Did you wake up?
07:37Oh, I tried.
07:38Absolutely not.
07:39Would you care to join me for this next dance?
07:42Oh, no, I, uh, I...
07:44It will drive Rachel now.
07:48Mr. Martin.
07:50I'd invite you in, but...
07:51We'd love to visit for a minute.
07:53How nice.
07:55It's a secret.
07:57I...
07:59Go on, dear.
08:01It's safe with me.
08:05You know she's wakened and faced down in a ditch.
08:09Marilla, I...
08:09That...
08:10I never did that!
08:13It's the barn.
08:16Tree.
08:17Tree.
08:19Horse.
08:22Horse.
08:24Goat.
08:26Goal.
08:28I'll do my best to keep her out of a ditch.
08:30All aboard!
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