Confessions of a Womanizer | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Ritchie is the epitome of everything wrong with modern man: a pompous, foul-mouthed idiot, driven only to get the latest | dG1fN3BHWG9WejhnY0U

Transcript

00:00Oh

00:04Excuse me

00:06Hey, what's wrong?

00:08Nothing Gary. What's wrong with him? He's trying to bang that redheaded chick back there

00:12Let me give you some advice the first thing you say to her make it a compliment. You'll do right, okay?

00:18Go right now

00:20Okay

00:24Why don't you just ask about Sally dude she's in love with you like another ice cream sundae

00:30Oh, no, no, no Matt. No Matt. No every time I will give you clean as much cream as you want

00:38Okay, that's enough cream. That's enough. That's funny. Thank you

00:41I'm rich Megan, and I'm a relationship kind of person as am I I'm serious you two my parents are coming to town

00:51Great

00:55Greatest thing that's ever happened to me

00:57Oh

00:59What's the matter you usually kind of peppy well, I'd like this girl, and I'm ready to take the next step, but um

01:05I don't think she is

01:06It's a matter where you that hurt. No you're hurting me son think with this not with this

01:13See that no whipped cream Erica or Sally. I'm Erica you stupid

01:21You Erica or Sally I

01:23Want to take care of you and get you in the right direction

01:26So you can have a love of your life that will never leave your heart, huh?

01:30Hey, I

01:33Love you

01:34No sex just a date

01:36Oh

01:52Now that was an awesome piss