00:28I don't care.
00:38Well, well. Look who came slithering home.
00:43Jamie, what are you doing up?
00:45I've been waiting. I want you to explain yourself.
00:49Dude, it's four in the morning. Whatever this is, it could have waited.
00:53Oh, it's been waiting right here, next to me for hours.
01:00It can't wait any longer.
01:11Well, are you going to tell me what it is?
01:24A bowl. It's literally just a bowl.
01:27It's not just any bowl, Wade. It's your bowl. You didn't wash it.
01:33Are you seriously doing this right now?
01:35This apartment is not a lawless wasteland, Wade.
01:39There must be order here.
01:40For we are not lowly beasts wandering the earth, slave to our base, primal desires.
01:48We're men. We build. We create. We founded our societies upon simple rules.
01:57You cannot just eat from a bowl and then leave it laying there, unwashed, uncared for, for hours,
02:06while you whittle away your evening with whatever loose floozy you've chosen as your sexual partner.
02:12It's not my bowl.
02:13What?
02:14It's not my bowl.
02:15What do you mean it's not your bowl?
02:16I mean, it's not my bowl, you damn limit.
02:19It's not my bowl. I didn't leave it out.
02:21Then whose bowl is it?
02:26Levi.
02:30Well, well, look who's finally awake.
02:34Guys, you woke me up. What is this?
02:38Would you like to explain yourself?
02:41No, I'd like to go back to sleep.
02:43Bad boys don't get sleep.
02:46What is this about?
02:48The bowl.
02:48The bowl, Levi.
02:50What bowl?
02:51You left your dirty bowl downstairs in the living room.
02:56No, I didn't.
02:58What?
02:59I didn't leave a bowl downstairs.
03:01Well, then who left a bowl downstairs?
03:03I don't know. It wasn't mine. I hardly eat here anymore.
03:06And it's not mine.
03:07And it's definitely not mine.
03:09Well, then whose bowl is it?
03:16What the fuck was that?
03:17How are we supposed to know?
03:18Is there someone else here?
03:19No, it's four in the morning.
03:22Do you think we should go investigate?
03:25Definitely not.
03:47Aren't you hungry?
03:49Eat from me. Eat your fear. Come on, take a bite.
04:07Let my succulent taste within your mouths.
04:14Or would you prefer cereal? Or chocolate ice cream?
04:23Come on, boys.
04:27I can be full of anything you crave.
04:31So full. Oatmeal. Potato salad.
04:38Just a fuckload of crushed up orders. And that gelato from the police down the street that always closes at
04:487.30 for some reason.
04:50Oh, you can never get there in time. You're too busy.
05:01I can have anything. I can have anything for you. I know you want it. I know you want me.
05:17Wait. Go eat from the bowl. Why? Because you didn't pay rent this much. Go eat from the bowl.
05:26Come. Come join me. Now spoon me. Bring me to your mouth.
05:36Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, wait. Oh. Yes, keep eating. Oh. Just like that, wait. No.
05:49Oh, come, Levi. Come, Jamie. Join us.
05:55There's plenty of good old gold to go around.
06:09Yes.
06:10Please.
06:12Oh, please.
06:14You're still.
06:15Oh, my.
06:16Oh, please.
06:18Oh, please.
06:20Oh, please.
06:34Hello.
06:42Jamie.
06:44Wade.
06:46Levi.
06:55I don't know.
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