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  • 31.1.2025

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00:00I work in a family business, the greatest basketball franchise in the history of the game.
00:05The Los Angeles Waves.
00:08And this is the story of the fucked up family that runs it.
00:13Isla, I'm making you the president of the Waves.
00:17When I was a little girl, daddy never believed in me.
00:20And I started to doubt myself.
00:22I need you to stop, because I don't care about any of that shit.
00:26You are the president of the Waves!
00:28That's shocking.
00:29But on behalf of all women, don't ever make a mistake.
00:31What's bad for all of us.
00:35We're a family, sis. We got your back.
00:37No matter what people say.
00:38What are they saying?
00:39Just the fact that you're a netball baby and you don't know what you're doing.
00:42But you're old, so it's like you're kind of, you're like a netball crone.
00:45Oh my god!
00:46Don't go on Reddit unless you want to kill yourself.
00:49You are the smartest whore I know.
00:51I know that's not a high bar.
00:52Do it!
00:53We're a family brand.
00:54You, Ness and Sandy don't represent our values.
00:57Yeah, maybe there's a couple pictures of my dad with Saddam Hussein.
00:59But we are good people.
01:03Which one of you is the leak?
01:04Are you crazy?
01:08We suck.
01:09I want to know what you're going to do to stop the sucking.
01:11I know the record doesn't show it, but this is a winning roster.
01:13And I have a team to run, so if you'll excuse me.
01:16Wait, this is my office.
01:19You get out.
01:22I should not have this job.
01:23I should just be a crappy interior designer like all my shitty friends from high school.
01:27Just too clean.
01:29Smudge them up or something.
01:31Have you seen Code Drowned?
01:34It's a leap of faith, but it's a leap of faith that you're in control of.
01:37You got this.
01:38Everyone is horny for everyone they work with, but you don't do anything about it.
01:42Tony, you want a new point guard?
01:43You got yourself a deal.
01:45Am I that bitch?
01:46You are the biggest bitch.
01:51We are going to give the rest of the season everything we have.
01:54We are going to give the rest of the season everything we got and make a deep playoff run.
02:09Respectfully, I've seen your titties on the internet, so I can't really take it seriously.
02:17The owner's conference is tomorrow. How are you feeling?
02:19Might have a Xanny on the plane.
02:21It's a 45 minute flight.
02:24To be continued