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00:00Assalamu Alaikum viewers, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aariya.
00:21Viewers, many times it has been seen in Pakistan that there are many companies
00:25that come from the grassroots level and go very far.
00:28They make a lot of progress and there is only one person behind them.
00:31But after that person leaves this world, the company's reputation shatters.
00:36What is the reason for this?
00:37Many studies have come about this and one of them is a very important study.
00:41That if you identify two things in your company,
00:45then your company can move further.
00:47Like you see multinational companies.
00:49This was also started by one man, but with time, it progressed and today it happens all over the world.
00:54Why don't our companies move forward like this? There are two or three reasons.
00:58Two major reasons are that first of all, we don't make it an institution.
01:03We make it the property of one person.
01:06A person who starts a factory, a business, a shop, a restaurant,
01:11whatever he starts, he keeps control of it all his life.
01:15And he never tries to bring democracy there.
01:19He wants a board of directors and a CEO from his voting to keep the system running.
01:24And the second biggest problem is that all the companies that you see today
01:30have spread all over the world, their R&D is very strong.
01:33Your research and development institute should be so strong
01:38that it keeps your company moving forward with every changing situation.
01:43And in R&D, the most important thing is human resource.
01:47How to appreciate it, how to feel it.
01:50When your employees are at peace, they will love the company.
01:55When the company loves them, they will come up with new ideas.
01:59And they will be more creative and the whole world will be of creative people.
02:04Let's start today's show with this message.
02:06Today we will take you to the village square and see what the villagers are up to.
02:12There's been a murder in the village.
02:17What happened? A murder in the village?
02:19Yes.
02:20He's alive. He's alive.
02:21He's Mr. Karamat.
02:23Come here.
02:24Oh.
02:26He fell from the swing. The swing is broken.
02:29No, no. I just hit him with a stick.
02:31I was trying to fix it.
02:34Actually, the stupid thing is that I was fixing it here.
02:38Okay.
02:40Okay, okay.
02:41Come here.
02:43What's this stick for?
02:44My wife kept the flatbread there.
02:46Okay.
02:47I kept the flatbread on the ground.
02:49It's not allowed.
02:50Of course.
02:51Mr. Karamat, it's a good thing that it's broken.
02:53Otherwise, if it got stuck in your neck, you'd be hanged.
02:59This is your heart. Eat it.
03:01Why can't it get stuck in my neck?
03:03Mr. Karamat doesn't have a neck.
03:06No, no. He does have a neck.
03:07You should be the one to hang him.
03:08Mr. Karamat.
03:09Why should I be the one to hang him?
03:11Okay.
03:12Which village does this work belong to?
03:15Oh.
03:16Oh, man. You got hurt.
03:18No, I didn't get hurt.
03:19Actually...
03:20This is the floor.
03:21I fell on it.
03:22Oh, my God.
03:27Actually, do you know what happened?
03:28What?
03:29This morning, I was on the dig of the bathroom.
03:31Okay, let me tell you.
03:34I was going to take this swing.
03:35It broke.
03:36No, no, no.
03:37It's not the bathroom.
03:38The whole bathroom is raw.
03:39Okay.
03:40So, I sat on it and swam.
03:43I slipped.
03:45And I kept hitting my shoulder.
03:47It got wet.
03:49If you fell in the bathroom, where did you get hurt?
03:52No, no, no.
03:53You don't get hurt in the village.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55No, no, no.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59Oh, my God.
04:00You forgot.
04:01No, no.
04:02I had kept it.
04:03Drum.
04:04Okay, don't tell anyone.
04:05It's his prank.
04:06Yes.
04:07Which one?
04:08The one with the pipe?
04:09Yes, yes.
04:10Okay, how much did you slip?
04:11That you slipped from there and fell here.
04:13But no.
04:14Actually, you know what?
04:15I feel sad about this.
04:16Your father.
04:17Your father.
04:18Yes.
04:19When he scolds me.
04:20Yes, yes.
04:21My heart is very angry.
04:22You don't get angry.
04:23The one who is from such a village.
04:24He has a heart.
04:25The day someone doesn't scold him.
04:26He says, where have all the boys gone?
04:28Yes, that's right.
04:29Actually, you know, Haroon.
04:30There is no girl or boy.
04:31Oh.
04:32Actually, Haroon, the thing is that
04:33there are only two girls.
04:34Oh.
04:35One is your aunt and the other is me.
04:36Why aren't there any kids?
04:37What do you mean by kids?
04:38The kid inside me.
04:39Yes.
04:40He is not dead yet.
04:41No, no.
04:42Why should he die?
04:43No, no.
04:44God have mercy.
04:45That's not the thing.
04:46You don't count me right away.
04:47You take me to the boulder.
04:48That's why you were sitting on the swing.
04:49No.
04:50He felt like it.
04:51So I said, let me jump.
04:52Come on, come on, come on.
04:53Come on.
04:54Oh.
04:55What happened?
04:56What happened?
04:57What happened?
04:58What happened?
04:59What happened?
05:00What is this, uncle?
05:01You broke our pin.
05:02When did I break it?
05:03What else?
05:04It's broken here.
05:05How do I know who broke it?
05:06It's okay if you broke the pin.
05:07But no one touched it.
05:08Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
05:09You broke the pin.
05:10I didn't break the pin.
05:11Then why are you sitting here?
05:12Where did you slip?
05:13I slipped in the washroom this morning.
05:14I was getting the pin and it broke.
05:15What?
05:16Amandara.
05:17Amandara.
05:18You were standing there with me.
05:19I was getting the pin.
05:20And then you came and broke it.
05:21Amandara.
05:22Amandara.
05:23Amandara.
05:24Amandara.
05:25Amandara.
05:26Amandara.
05:27Amandara.
05:28Amandara.
05:29Amandara.
05:30Amandara.
05:31Amandara.
05:32Amandara.
05:33Amandara.
05:35What the hell are you doing with this pin?
05:40You stood under that tree and washed it because of me.
05:43What was the need for it?
05:44Why would I want to make a monkey out of him?
05:46What did you do?
05:50He's Peepa!
05:51Your father is Peepa!
05:52Your family is Peepa!
05:53Arun sir, did you know it's soon going to be the Peepa World Cub out soon?
05:58Don't tell anyone. Don't irritate uncle.
06:00She broke our pink.
06:02She came from our city, my cousin.
06:04I have seen you for the first time.
06:06Hello.
06:07Hello.
06:07I have to take her around the village.
06:09Okay. You have come to see the village?
06:11Uncle, we don't know where our pink is.
06:12Come on. Pink.
06:13I will tell my father.
06:16Will you tell your father?
06:17We will complain to the whole village that she broke our pink.
06:20The whole village will spit on you.
06:22That's why I have to go to the mansion.
06:25Uncle, you broke our pink.
06:27The villagers will blacken your face and make you sit on their lap.
06:30They will blacken my face and make me sit on their lap.
06:31I have taken the pink with me.
06:33It's not such a big deal.
06:35Pink is a game for girls. You have no shame.
06:37Go and complain to your father.
06:40They will tear your clothes.
06:41They will put a garland around your neck and ask you what you have done.
06:44She is giving me a gift.
06:45Yes.
06:46What did I do with the pink?
06:48I will make you wear it.
06:50Okay.
06:52And..
06:53I have kept some chillies.
06:56If our pink doesn't get fixed..
06:57..then at least give me seven years of imprisonment.
07:03He is a lawyer.
07:05He is a pink's adornment.
07:08I don't understand what I have done.
07:11Haroon sir, these pots are used as a fuel, right?
07:14Yes.
07:15How are they used?
07:16They are dried and used like coal.
07:19They get dried.
07:21They are made into two pieces.
07:23They light a fire and..
07:25They drown you in a cup of tea.
07:26What?
07:27They drown you in a cup of tea.
07:28What is the use of being drenched?
07:29Just throw them in the fire.
07:31No, it's not like that.
07:32There are bigger pots too.
07:34Okay.
07:34The women break them with tongs.
07:37What did I tell you before?
07:38They drown you in a cup of tea.
07:41Oh, girl.
07:43Can I help you to get up?
07:46I will help you.
07:47You can get up.
07:49You get up.
07:51You have the courage.
07:53Come on.
07:57Look, I am a motivational speaker.
07:59I can only do this.
08:00What do you understand?
08:01Sit there.
08:03Uncle, I think you will not be able to take a helicopter step for some time.
08:06You will be very just happy.
08:09I will give you a cue of one, two, three.
08:11You will be able to get up on three.
08:13You will get up on three.
08:14You will get up on three.
08:15You will get up on three.
08:16You have to be strong on three.
08:18Come on. One, two, three.
08:21Get up.
08:22Yes.
08:23Very good.
08:24Very good.
08:25I am very hungry.
08:26Really?
08:27Did you get food?
08:27Yes, aunt left your flatbread.
08:29Let's eat.
08:30It's hot lentil.
08:31By the way, lentil and rice flatbread.
08:33It will be fun.
08:34I think I forgot the pickle today.
08:37Really? She must have eaten it herself.
08:39No, no. It's not like that.
08:40Really?
08:42Hello, uncle.
08:43How are you?
08:53Uncle, how are you?
08:54Are you fine?
08:56I am fine, uncle.
08:57You can go home now.
09:03Uncle, lentil and rice flatbread.
09:07It will be fun.
09:08I think I forgot the pickle today.
09:10Lentil and rice flatbread.
09:12It will be fun.
09:14Try it. Try it.
09:15There must be lentil and rice flatbread in your house.
09:18Mr. Pramod, I can't eat flatbread alone.
09:21I will ask someone else to come.
09:23You will be blessed.
09:24Yes.
09:26I won't be able to eat it today.
09:28Okay, I got to know that lentil and rice flatbread is also good.
09:31Yes, it's amazing.
09:34Uncle, you can make fun of someone.
09:36Eat a chicken.
09:41You can make fun of someone.
09:45He is a shy man. He can't even sleep.
09:48He is a smart man.
09:50He is also a guest.
09:52Hold this.
09:55Uncle.
09:56You can also taste the chicken.
09:59Why not? Why not?
10:00You are my children.
10:07Uncle, there is one thing.
10:10You can't even eat the whole flatbread.
10:12I will eat three flatbreads in front of you.
10:19Uncle, there is a story about the last village.
10:21Do you know what happened?
10:23Really?
10:23Do you know what happened in the next village?
10:25What happened?
10:26Three young boys died.
10:30Uncle, I had a dream last night.
10:32Tell me the story.
10:33Okay, uncle.
10:33There was a good man.
10:35I held the chicken from his hand like this.
10:38Yes, he is a good man.
10:40What is that?
10:41I held the chicken from that old man's feet.
10:43You are a snake.
10:46Uncle, you are my grandson.
10:49Really?
10:50Yes, I..
10:51Eat. Eat.
10:52I think the lentils are spoilt.
10:57By the way, you have a limit of three flatbreads.
11:02Eat. Eat.
11:03Hold this.
11:03You broke the bathroom in the morning.
11:05And you didn't spoil the lentils.
11:08Come.
11:10Wow.
11:12We had one more flatbread.
11:14Three more came.
11:15Where is your cousin?
11:17She is taking selfies.
11:18Call her.
11:19Why should I call her?
11:21She is from the village. She might get lost.
11:23Bichchu.
11:24Yes.
11:25You have a son.
11:27I want to love him, but he is not paying attention to me.
11:30Why do you call him your brother-in-law?
11:32He is so handsome.
11:33But he doesn't pay attention to me.
11:35You have a son.
11:36But he doesn't pay attention to me.
11:38Who is Pijja among you?
11:40I am not.
11:43Don't mess with him.
11:44Tell him to fix our pin.
11:46Then we will talk.
11:48Okay. Fine.
11:50Mr. Parvez, you look like an engineer.
11:54But you are fixing our pin.
11:59It is our job. We have to fix the pin.
12:02Girls, go and do some other work.
12:03Look at his attitude.
12:05Yes.
12:05We are not fools.
12:10Mr. Parvez, don't be so arrogant.
12:11We don't do this.
12:15We do this.
12:19Billu, fix our pin.
12:21Go. I will fix the pin.
12:23Billu.
12:25Billu will fix your pin.
12:28Yes. Tell me.
12:31Billu agreed.
12:33Mr. Parvez, come here.
12:35It is a matter of skin.
12:36Don't think so much about me.
12:39If I don't do it, how many people will do it in the village?
12:42She is not his mother. She won't do it.
12:44No. She does it. It happens.
12:48Nazli.
12:50Where are you?
12:51I am coming. One minute.
12:53What happened?
12:54What happened?
12:55I was taking selfies.
12:59Someone put henna in the centre of the road.
13:06This is not henna.
13:07If you have fun in the morning, you will get henna.
13:12So much henna. Oh my God.
13:15Is there a henna factory in your village?
13:17No. There are many henna factories here.
13:22If you have fun in the morning, you will get henna.
13:24Okay.
13:25They produce henna.
13:27Uncle's head will break if he gets henna.
13:31I have never had a drink with a stranger.
13:32Then?
13:33There is a drunkard here.
13:37Move aside.
13:39There is a drunkard here.
13:41The boys are saying that you are drunkard.
13:42I will do it myself.
13:44Go and do your work.
13:47Girls.
13:47Yes.
13:48I don't look strong.
13:49Yes.
13:50Padma.
13:50Yes.
13:51Do it like this.
13:52Before doing everything, take Nazli on a hand pump.
13:55She must be in a good mood.
13:56No. No.
13:57She will dry up.
14:00Come here.
14:01Let's go.
14:03I have just taken a shower.
14:04Women are not listening to me.
14:13He is very shy.
14:14Take off the getup from Nazli's head.
14:18You cannot be in bed forever.
14:21Thank God there is no hair in front of you.
14:23There is a lot of hair in the back.
14:26Uncle, wear these bangles.
14:31He is not ready yet.
14:33Hey, kid.
14:34Yes, uncle.
14:35Your leg is a little high.
14:37Bend it a little.
14:38I can't bend it like this.
14:39Pray for me. I'll bend it myself.
14:42Uncle, what is this? I'll bend it.
14:44Come, my son.
14:47One, two, three.
14:52Uncle, I've been holding the rope for so long.
14:54I can't bend it.
14:55Are you sure? It's just a little low.
14:59Did you cross the tree?
15:03Bend it a little.
15:04It's just a little low.
15:09I told you.
15:10You'll start feeling dizzy if I bend it.
15:13Uncle, what is this?
15:14It's a little high.
15:15My legs are on the ground.
15:17Uncle, hurry up.
15:19Uncle, don't bend it like this.
15:20Keep the rope down.
15:22Uncle, let it be.
15:23Let it be.
15:24Your father is a rope.
15:25Your family is a rope.
15:26It's cold, uncle.
15:27Come, my son.
15:28Bend it a little.
15:30Play something else. I can't bend it.
15:31Come here.
15:33What do you want to play?
15:33Should I slap you?
15:36No, no.
15:38Play something else.
15:39Come here.
15:41If you don't want to play, then forget it.
15:43This is called true love.
15:44I see.
15:45That's what he said from inside.
15:46He also said that this is called true love.
15:49He's playing a strategy.
15:51Yes.
15:51He says that he'll bend it.
15:54My parents don't say that I'll bend it.
15:57He said that.
15:58What is it?
15:59Come here, uncle.
16:01Tell your parents to go home and get married.
16:05It's a good thing that you'll get married.
16:08Life will love you too.
16:10You love me.
16:11Uncle, I don't want to do it.
16:13Didn't I tell you to go home?
16:16I don't want to do it either.
16:17She's playing a game with the boy.
16:19Uncle.
16:20I promise you.
16:21If you get married,
16:22Yes.
16:23I'll take henna from your head and apply it on my feet.
16:26Play some other game.
16:27Come on, get up.
16:28Come on, play some other game.
16:30Come on, play some other game.
16:31If you break the pin, we'll play a game.
16:33Yes.
16:34You'll get married, right?
16:35Yes.
16:36I think I'll also play a game.
16:38No, uncle.
16:39You'll get a death penalty.
16:41Uncle, wherever you hide, you'll get punished.
16:45Uncle, I'll give you a chance.
16:46Okay, uncle.
16:47Come here.
16:48Sit down.
16:49Sit down here.
16:50Here?
16:50Yes.
16:51Sit here and hide.
16:52Hide and seek.
16:56Raje's daughter is here.
17:00I haven't opened it yet.
17:02I haven't hidden it yet.
17:02Hide and seek.
17:06Raje's daughter is here.
17:11Hide and seek.
17:14Raje's daughter is here.
17:18No, no, not now.
17:19No, stop.
17:20Have you hidden it?
17:21One minute.
17:23Have you all hidden it?
17:27Hide and seek.
17:29I can't hear anyone.
17:30Have you all hidden it?
17:32Hello?
17:34Open your eyes.
17:37Have you..
17:46Where did he go?
17:51He's not here either.
17:53The girls are also not here.
17:54Hide and seek.
17:56Ladies and gentlemen, you don't have to go anywhere.
17:58I'll find them and bring them back.
17:59See you after a short break.
18:01Hide and seek.
18:05Hide and seek.
18:08Welcome back, viewers.
18:10Every year on 24th January
18:13there's an International Day of Education.
18:15And this time, the topic is AI.
18:19AI and Education.
18:20That is Artificial Intelligence and Education.
18:22And the International Day of Education
18:25will show us what can be a human agency
18:30in the future in Artificial Intelligence.
18:31How can a human fit in and what are the subjects to study.
18:37In Pakistan, we always miss the bus.
18:40I don't want us to miss this bus this time.
18:43And the bus of intelligence should get on it quickly
18:46and move ahead with the world.
18:48That's why we have invited two people to our show today.
18:51One is the teacher of a government school
18:53and the other is a man who is accused of
18:57having a lot of influence in his area.
19:00And he has kept his animals in school
19:02and doesn't let any child study in his area.
19:04So let's talk to them.
19:05Greetings.
19:06Greetings.
19:08Greetings. How are you?
19:10I am fine.
19:11And before coming to you, I would like to talk to the teacher
19:15because he is a very respectable person.
19:18So, he is the teacher?
19:20Yes, the one sitting here.
19:21And the one sitting there is the teacher?
19:23He is the teacher.
19:23Greetings.
19:25First of all, thank you very much for what you are doing.
19:27It is a great thing.
19:29And it is a service to the entire nation of Pakistan.
19:31Okay, tell me, what do you see as the biggest shortcoming
19:35in the government schools these days?
19:38There is a shortage of space in front of them.
19:41And all those problems are not the same.
19:43You are absolutely right.
19:44If I start counting, you will be surprised.
19:48You count, brother. Count.
19:49Leave it to me. Leave it to me.
19:52The first shortcoming is that the water in the schools is not clean.
19:59Yes, he is absolutely right.
20:03The provision of clean water in the government schools
20:06is very important because if the child is healthy,
20:10he will become a good citizen and will be able to study.
20:12Sir, there should be a filter in every school.
20:14Oh, look at this.
20:15We didn't do this.
20:18I would like to add something to this.
20:20We are under so much inertia when our government does a project.
20:25When the project starts, there is a very strong campaign.
20:31All the schools will have filters installed.
20:33This is not a miracle. This is not necessary.
20:36We need to take care of it after installing the filter.
20:40No doubt. No doubt.
20:41We need to create an institution that will go and see the filters
20:46and change them.
20:47It should be written on it that this date has been changed.
20:51Now this date will be changed.
20:52When we come to our studio, we see Lahore's
20:58and I think Pakistan's most beautiful road.
21:03I can prove this.
21:05Pakistan's most beautiful road is our canal road.
21:10Absolutely.
21:11The canal road.
21:12You see it in the summer when the sun shines.
21:15There is a boulevard on both sides.
21:16There are trees on both sides.
21:18It is very beautiful.
21:19There is a canal in the middle.
21:20But when we come here, I and Mr. Danish
21:25would often say that they have installed lights on underpasses.
21:28The lights that they have installed are third class lights.
21:33When we were passing by, we would say that
21:36they will be damaged in a few days.
21:37It would have been better if you had done a strong job
21:40and installed a big light to illuminate it.
21:43Now they are hanging there.
21:45They have installed safe city cameras.
21:46Yes.
21:47It was a very good job.
21:48But this was not the job.
21:49The job was to create an institution that would keep them safe.
21:52Actually, the problem is not with water.
21:54The problem is with a well filled water.
21:55In which there is a place to drown.
21:57What a beautiful thing you have said.
21:59A very beautiful thing.
22:02Okay, the second sign.
22:04Yes, tell us.
22:05A good school and a good canteen.
22:06This is also right.
22:08You are not getting good food.
22:11Yes.
22:12Okay?
22:12Yes.
22:13If you don't want to eat my food,
22:16how will the child eat it?
22:17Even in government schools, canteens are given to private people.
22:21Yes, but there should be a check on it.
22:23Yes.
22:24Whether the food there is good or not.
22:26If you get two chocolates,
22:28Yes.
22:28A sweet bun.
22:29But the biryani is not good.
22:31So much rice.
22:32And such a third class Shami.
22:35So much rice in the school.
22:37No, no, it is there in the canteen.
22:39Sir, come out of the canteen and come to the class.
22:41I am coming.
22:43I have taught the period, I will come straight there.
22:46The second thing is that the chutney.
22:48Yes.
22:49Believe me, the samosa's feet,
22:50it goes there.
22:53Why did we call Mr. Seth Madhu in this matter?
22:56Because he is the person
22:58who has used the axe on the roots of our nation.
23:02He has kept his animals in a government school.
23:06And the local MPA there,
23:08because he is under him,
23:10he does not say anything in listening to him.
23:13So tell me, weren't you ashamed of doing this?
23:16Look, it happened that there were winter holidays.
23:19Okay.
23:19The school was closed.
23:20Okay.
23:20So we took the animals and made them stand there.
23:22Now as soon as the school opened, we went to get the animals.
23:24The animal became comfortable there.
23:26So take it out of there, the children don't have to study.
23:28Where do the children have to study?
23:30Place, in the classrooms.
23:31Okay, the classroom is empty, the children can study there.
23:34So keep them in the classroom.
23:36Sir, the thing is, do you want a school or a place for education?
23:40You want a place for the school.
23:42Yes, now you want a place for the school,
23:43then for the college, then for the university.
23:45All this will not bring progress.
23:47Okay, in their area, a university building has also been built.
23:50But it has not been inaugurated yet.
23:51What is happening in that building?
23:52No, there we have made a good animal
23:55which we will take out on a goat ride.
23:57Yes.
23:58Tell me, in your school,
24:01do the students come to the matrics more towards science or arts?
24:05Oh, oh, oh.
24:07Sir, it is towards science.
24:09Hmm.
24:10But when the child has nothing in his stomach,
24:13the teacher has nothing to eat,
24:16how will he teach science?
24:17I understood.
24:18Yes.
24:19Master sir.
24:19He is teaching science.
24:20One minute, is it education?
24:21Yes, yes.
24:22No.
24:22What?
24:24Look, in the laboratory, you are explaining to the child
24:27that this is a chemical, this is a chemical, this is a chemical.
24:29Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, now we are talking.
24:31If he has nothing to eat,
24:32the child goes around the laboratory,
24:34who is responsible for that?
24:34Your teacher.
24:35No, is it education?
24:37Yes or no?
24:37No, no, no.
24:40I understood what he is saying.
24:41Hmm.
24:41Actually, when the school is closed,
24:43he wants to build a food street there.
24:45Give this teacher two parathas,
24:47he will give a good grade.
24:48No, no, no, no, no, this is your problem.
24:51Hmm.
24:51Believe me, the beauty, the decoration,
24:53you go out of the school like this.
24:55Yes, yes, yes, yes.
24:55There are radios, there is noise.
24:57I used to teach my period here.
24:59Yes, yes.
24:59I used to come directly on the radios.
25:01Yes, yes, yes, yes.
25:02No, I used to tell them that
25:03I will not let anything go wrong here.
25:05Yes.
25:05For a while, go inside the school too.
25:08Okay, are there labs in the school?
25:09Yes.
25:10What happened?
25:11I am not getting good chicken here,
25:12where will I get lambs?
25:18Okay, doctor, I would like to know from you.
25:20Hmm.
25:20That as a teacher, you teach at a very prestigious university.
25:26It has a very long and magnificent past.
25:29I think it is going very well now.
25:32What are your intentions?
25:33The children are fed up that it should not be like this.
25:36What are your intentions?
25:37This is very good, it should be better.
25:39Look, if I say that most of them are lost in their mobile phones,
25:44this should not happen.
25:45Okay.
25:45Especially during the class,
25:47they should not have a mobile phone in their hands.
25:49Okay.
25:50They should pay attention to the lecture.
25:51Okay.
25:51But along with this, I think that chat GPT is a blessing for them at the moment.
25:56People say that this is a torment, a problem, it is cheating.
26:00I think this should be taken as a tool.
26:02This is a very good thing that your work for months is done in a few hours.
26:07Hmm.
26:07You take this as a tool.
26:09How to use it?
26:11Through critical thinking, this is your real work.
26:13It depends on how you distance your children from those things.
26:18Because it is not right to leave anything completely.
26:21Absolutely.
26:21If you say that you should not use your phone at all,
26:24then in today's time, the child will remain completely stupid.
26:27I mean, a child who does not know how to use a cell phone at all,
26:30up to the age of 16-17,
26:32he could not even see much social media.
26:35So, I think that child will not be able to be very intelligent
26:38because we have to remain aware.
26:39Yes.
26:40What do you say?
26:41Should we write jammers there?
26:42Actually, it should not be so aware in it
26:44that it should take a little time away from social media
26:47and bring it to a place from where its life can go on a positive path.
26:51Like I have given an example of AI.
26:53Absolutely.
26:54Chatji, this is AI.
26:55It is needed in today's time.
26:56If it does not connect with it, then it will be left behind.
26:58We have already left many buses in the world.
27:01Absolutely.
27:02This bus will also be missed.
27:03Sir, the request is that Dr. Sir has talked about jammers.
27:06Yes.
27:07Can I say something about this?
27:08Yes, of course. You talk.
27:10Sir, today jams are also coming in two numbers.
27:12What?
27:12What?
27:12First, keep the jam on the toast.
27:15Keep the jam on the toast?
27:16No, no. Listen to me first.
27:18Do one thing.
27:19You will find coal in it.
27:21Coal?
27:22Today's jam.
27:24Yes.
27:24Keep it on the toast.
27:25Yes.
27:26Do it with a knife.
27:27It will go to everyone.
27:30Do it again.
27:31It will go to everyone.
27:32Is he a teacher or a guy from a bakery?
27:35Okay, do your own children also study or not?
27:38Our children study.
27:40Where are your children studying?
27:41My eldest son is in the UK.
27:43Okay.
27:44And two younger children are studying in Australia.
27:46So, your children are studying in Australia or UK.
27:50Why are you not letting the children of the village study?
27:52What will you get by teaching the children of the village?
27:55Their life will be made.
27:56Their consciousness will be awakened.
27:58The fate of the village will not change from a school, college or university.
28:00If the community studies, their vote will be banked.
28:03That's it.
28:04I remembered something from the village.
28:06From whom?
28:07From the village.
28:07Yes.
28:08He will ask for a saag.
28:09No, no, no.
28:10I think that since you are a math teacher,
28:13you know the algorithms.
28:14No, I don't know.
28:17How do you think I know the rhythm?
28:18Like you have a sheet.
28:21I am not that crazy.
28:23I have cut the floor.
28:24Look.
28:28Viewers, there is a small break.
28:30Don't go anywhere.
28:31We will meet after the break.
28:39Welcome back, viewers.
28:40Yes, Irza.
28:41Mr. Haroon, what should I do with Mr. Agha?
28:43Why? What happened?
28:44Reesa and Karan don't stop.
28:46What have you done now?
28:47The number of times I have moisturized my hands,
28:49he has done the same.
28:51Why do you copy me?
28:52You keep telling me that you want to wear the same coat
28:54and the same shoes.
28:55I have put on a hairband today.
28:57He will also wear it tomorrow.
28:58I wanted to ask you.
28:59How many times do you come here?
29:01Oh, God!
29:03Oh, God!
29:04I am so crazy.
29:06Oh, God!
29:07Oh, God!
29:09The door is open.
29:10I am saying,
29:12God bless Haroon's family.
29:13God bless his family.
29:16Wow!
29:16Remember one thing.
29:18Yes.
29:19In every law,
29:20Yes.
29:20in every religion,
29:21in every moral value,
29:23Yes.
29:23this thing comes,
29:24it doesn't enter someone's house suddenly.
29:27Very good.
29:28We have to give happiness.
29:29We have to come suddenly.
29:31Yes.
29:31Keep laughing.
29:32What should I say?
29:34Congratulations to you.
29:36For what?
29:37You have won the first prize in 2024.
29:39Wow!
29:40You have won the first prize.
29:41Wow!
29:43We have seen that you are a good cook.
29:45Yes.
29:45You are a good cook.
29:46Yes.
29:46We have come to congratulate you.
29:48Thank you very much.
29:49We have thanked God.
29:51You may go.
29:52You don't have to thank God.
29:54You don't have to thank God.
29:54You don't have to thank God for congratulating you.
29:56Yes.
29:57Yes.
29:58I want to say that we should also have a certificate.
30:01What should we have?
30:01Certificate.
30:03Certificate.
30:04Then do one thing.
30:05Yes.
30:05Do something.
30:07Mr. Agha, what do you say?
30:09He has a very good style.
30:10I am a super duper.
30:11He has worn such a beautiful jacket.
30:12Where did you get it from?
30:13Where did you get it from?
30:14From my aunt's house.
30:15Yes.
30:17What should I say?
30:18I say, give him a special gift.
30:19Give him such a cold drink.
30:22Yes.
30:22He has bought it himself.
30:25He likes to act smart.
30:26He doesn't have to hit his face.
30:29Bring one pack of flour from the kitchen.
30:32You have flour.
30:33You will sit here.
30:34Yes.
30:35He thinks he is a monkey.
30:40What do you say, Mr. Mehdivya?
30:41What do you say, Mr. Abadali?
30:43Abadali.
30:43The people of Karachi look so handsome.
30:46There is a boy from Karachi sitting at the back.
30:48Yes.
30:49He is a very good actor.
30:50He is a good actor.
30:51He has been sitting quietly for an hour now.
30:56He is a good actor.
30:57He is a good actor.
30:58He doesn't even ask for money.
31:01Yes.
31:05Anyway, the dacoits are also sitting in the kitchen.
31:08You won't leave until we give you something.
31:11Anyway.
31:12Isn't it?
31:13Yes.
31:13Come here and push him.
31:15He is saying, push him.
31:16She is breaking the stick.
31:17Yes.
31:18He is pushing her.
31:19He is beating her.
31:20I have brought crores of rupees for the set.
31:22Yes.
31:23We should also give something to Mr. Dhiru Khan.
31:26Why not?
31:27He doesn't have any problem.
31:28He is upset about the crores of rupees on the set.
31:32By the way, there is one thing.
31:33Our culture was very strong in Punjab.
31:36Yes.
31:36We don't see it in marriages.
31:38No. We don't see it.
31:40This culture..
31:42Now, people get married by doing Qawwali.
31:45Or by singing.
31:46Or by doing some musical event.
31:49You don't invite people.
31:50Believe us.
31:52You can do this.
31:53But we don't get married.
31:56But Mr. Haroon, it is a matter of temperament.
31:59Not everyone wants to listen.
32:00He must want to do it.
32:02Yes. People..
32:03By the way, you are right.
32:04He has never done anything
32:06that I would praise him for.
32:08Is it? You want to do it?
32:10You can do that too.
32:11Give me a blanket.
32:12Give me a blanket.
32:13You can imitate him.
32:14Him?
32:15Yes.
32:16We will show you our Shukla fair.
32:18Yes.
32:19Look, I have brought crores of rupees.
32:21He is doing it.
32:22He is doing it.
32:23Yes.
32:25Yes.
32:26This is for me.
32:27This is for me.
32:28This is for me.
32:33This is for me.
32:36Where will you get me married?
32:40This is not possible.
32:41Why?
32:42You can't sing such songs after the break.
32:48This is for me.
32:50Where will you get me married?
32:53I won't get you married to him.
32:55I won't get you married to him.
32:57I won't get you married to him.
32:58Why?
32:58You have never asked me to hold your hand for a long time.
33:03Oh, God!
33:05This is for me.
33:05Get me married.
33:07I won't get you married to him.
33:07I won't get you married to him.
33:10I won't get you married to him.
33:11Why?
33:12You will fall from his arms.
33:14Oh, God!
33:16Oh, God!
33:17This is for me.
33:18Get me married.
33:20Where will you get me married?
33:21I won't get you married to a doctor.
33:23He is not the doctor you think he is.
33:28He has only got a degree.
33:30He is the doctor.
33:31He goes to get medicines.
33:33He is the doctor.
33:34He is the doctor.
33:34He tells the doctor to give him good medicines.
33:36Oh, God!
33:38Oh, God!
33:39This is for me.
33:40Get me married.
33:41Where will you get me married?
33:42The guy sitting behind you.
33:44Don't get me married to him.
33:45Don't get me married to him.
33:46Why?
33:47He will say that he has a function.
33:49Oh, God!
33:50Oh, God!
33:52This is for me.
33:53Get me married.
33:55Where will you get me married?
33:55I say, don't get me married to a priest.
33:58You will get married to a priest.
34:00You will be blessed.
34:01How?
34:02You will have a child.
34:04You will travel a lot.
34:06You will have many children.
34:08You will have many children.
34:11You will have many daughters.
34:14Oh, God!
34:15This is for me.
34:16Get me married.
34:18With whom?
34:18I say, don't get me married to a singer.
34:21I won't get you married to him.
34:22Why?
34:23He is a singer.
34:24Yes.
34:24People get married to him.
34:25They say, uncle, take the money.
34:26You are not a singer.
34:27Yes.
34:29Okay, you have made us laugh a lot.
34:32Yes.
34:32Thank you very much.
34:33You are welcome.
34:34Give me your account number.
34:36Yes.
34:36You will get a cheque issued from here.
34:38Very good.
34:38We are from the 18th grade.
34:42Don't you want to marry Atif?
34:44Don't do that.
34:45Why?
34:45He is new.
34:46He doesn't know about marriage.
34:51Wow!
34:53Okay, you have made us laugh a lot.
34:55What did you say?
34:55Doctor, please make us happy with your poetry.
34:59Is this how you will make us happy?
35:01Yes.
35:02Doctor, do you have a problem with this?
35:05Don't talk about marriage.
35:06Yes.
35:07Listen to me before talking about marriage.
35:08Yes, listen to him.
35:10All the cards of marriage..
35:12Yes.
35:12..are not paid in full.
35:14Yes.
35:14All the cards of marriage are not paid in full.
35:18The wedding season will start in three months.
35:21Wow! Absolutely right.
35:22It is important to stay in the office.
35:25But it is also compulsory to attend the wedding.
35:28Yes.
35:29Those who don't attend the wedding..
35:31..should make a mood.
35:32Absolutely right.
35:33Those who don't attend the wedding should make a mood.
35:36How can a person go to six places in a day?
35:39Wow!
35:40He should only give salami.
35:42He should run after giving salami.
35:43Yes.
35:44He shouldn't even get food in front of him.
35:45He should leave the last one to himself.
35:47Yes.
35:47Right.
35:48He should go home and eat.
35:50He should eat anything.
35:51He should go home and eat.
35:53He should eat anything.
35:55The guest of two houses is always hungry.
35:57Wow!
35:59And here is the wedding of a friend..
36:01..and there is the wedding of a husband.
36:02Yes.
36:02And here is the wedding of a friend..
36:04..and there is the wedding of a husband.
36:06Half of the leg is on one side..
36:07..and the other is on the other side.
36:08Wow!
36:09The old friends have forgotten that they are married.
36:12Yes.
36:13The old friends have forgotten that they are married.
36:16The wife said, okay.
36:18You can do whatever you want.
36:19Yes.
36:20Both of them are wearing scarves.
36:22Both of them are taunting.
36:23Yes.
36:24Both of them are sitting like a robber.
36:27Yes.
36:27You have to listen to both of them.
36:29Both sides are heavy.
36:30Yes.
36:31Three months. Now the wedding is going on.
36:33The season is going on. Wow!
36:35I went to a wedding, sir.
36:36Yes.
36:36The mic is there and they are saying..
36:37..that they have forgotten to give salami yesterday..
36:39..and they can give it today.
36:40What?
36:40Yes, tomorrow.
36:41I swear.
36:42What?
36:43I went to a wedding the other day.
36:44So I gave salami to that gentleman.
36:47So his pockets were full and salami was falling out.
36:50So he said, let it be. I don't want to take it from anyone.
36:53I don't have a heart.
36:54I don't have a heart.
36:56I swear, I am getting a heart attack.
36:58He is crazy.
37:00Life is like that.
37:01We get married and then we don't talk about girls.
37:10Men wore the same suit at every function.
37:13Yes.
37:14Men wore the same suit at every function.
37:17The same suit which was stitched at the wedding.
37:20Yes.
37:21Whether it was a pant, a light, or a man's waist.
37:24Wow!
37:25He took a deep breath and put it on.
37:28Wow!
37:29The reason is that a simple wedding is like this.
37:32Give salami, eat roti, eat and go home.
37:35Go.
37:36But the bride says that my suit is new.
37:39Yes.
37:39Yes.
37:40Absolutely. Absolutely right.
37:41But the bride says that my suit is new.
37:44I don't know if anyone has seen it at the last function.
37:47The fashion is of the enemy, fat, jersey, coat, shawl.
37:50No matter how hard you try, you can't get rid of it.
37:53Wow!
37:53No matter how old you are, the heater doesn't move.
37:57Every girl doesn't feel cold on the wedding day.
37:59She doesn't feel cold.
38:01Yes.
38:01I swear.
38:02She doesn't feel cold.
38:03I don't know what's going on.
38:04In the morning, when the suit is stitched,
38:05she feels like she has a disease.
38:08No, Agha sir.
38:09She doesn't feel sick.
38:10She doesn't feel cold.
38:11He is so disappointed.
38:12He says that Agha sir doesn't feel sick.
38:15And the bride is wearing half sleeves in this weather.
38:18Yes.
38:19She has to stay here for three months.
38:21The wedding season is going on.
38:22Wow!
38:23Wow!
38:24Yes.
38:26What can I say?
38:27I have heard a couplet.
38:28I am lucky to have you in my life.
38:33Viewers, there is a small break.
38:35Don't go anywhere.
38:36We will meet after the break.
38:37Beware! Beware!
38:40Beware! Beware!
38:43Welcome back, viewers.
38:45Yes. Where is Irza?
38:46She is sitting over there.
38:47Oh!
38:48I don't have such a showy face or hair.
38:50Agha sir, the weather is so good.
38:53Yes.
38:54I mean, the weather is not good.
38:56I don't like cold.
38:57The weather is good because you are at home
39:01with a blanket and watching TV.
39:04You are chilling.
39:06I don't like cold.
39:07Turn on the heater for me.
39:10Okay.
39:11I can see that the audience has a lot of participants.
39:16What is the matter?
39:18There are only two men sitting here.
39:21Yes. I was surprised to see them among the women.
39:25Do you think we should talk to them?
39:27Of course.
39:28I think our show will be very lively today.
39:31Okay. Let's talk to them.
39:34Who will talk first?
39:35Yes.
39:36Greetings.
39:37Greetings.
39:38I want to talk to Ms. Irza.
39:41Yes. Please do.
39:42I am very pretty. You look prettier than me.
39:45Will you like my beauty?
39:48Viewers, now Arzu and Fatima are also available in small packets.
39:54I think this is the magic of the eyes.
39:58Your eyes are so pretty. That's why you like me.
40:00Wow!
40:01The boy saw her eyes.
40:02When we talk, he says, why are you looking at us?
40:06If anyone dares to look at Irza, he will have to go through my dead body first.
40:10Come on. Let's go.
40:12Arzu, we are going through you like a dead body.
40:16Dear, you look pretty because you have a Goga with you.
40:19Not everyone likes the same colour.
40:23Similarly, beauty is like this.
40:24Mr. Agha, a lot of people think he is a hero.
40:27He looks like a chocolate boy.
40:29Okay.
40:32I will tell the girl one thing.
40:34Dear, if you want to look at them, come before 1 am.
40:38Or wait for the rain.
40:40Okay. Don't say this to the girls.
40:42If you scream and don't get fever for 8-10 days, then catch me.
40:46Okay. Don't say this to the girls.
40:48Because the girls know very well that using make-up
40:52enhances your features and doesn't change your face.
40:55Then you didn't see it on Instagram.
40:57See.
40:59Arzu, if there is such an original beauty,
41:02then why do people want to know about it in detail?
41:07Next.
41:08Greetings.
41:10My name is Sheher Bano.
41:11And I want to dedicate a poem.
41:13To whom?
41:14To Mr. Goga.
41:15Wow. Wow. Wow.
41:16Yes. Yes. Tell me.
41:17When he meets me, he meets me with his eyes stolen.
41:20When he meets me, he meets me with his eyes stolen.
41:24He is a thief.
41:25Yes.
41:28When he meets me, he meets me with his eyes stolen.
41:31Yes.
41:31Then why does he keep his eyes like this?
41:34Wow.
41:34I look at him wherever I look.
41:36He is the one who doesn't look. He looks at me.
41:39Even today, I am sitting at the same place, friends.
41:41Where he left me. He looks at me.
41:43Wow.
41:44He often steals his eyes from me.
41:46I have made these eyes on paper.
41:49Wow. Wow. Wow.
41:51Okay. Let me tell you something.
41:52You kids are like our kids.
41:54And you are a young generation.
41:56You are the citizens of Pakistan.
41:57You are the future.
41:58No doubt.
41:59You will pass by my dead body till you reach Goga.
42:02He has brought good cream.
42:03Okay.
42:04The cream is for my cheeks.
42:05Yes.
42:05He says that we should apply it on our father's cheeks.
42:10The amount of dryness that he has, it won't go from any moisturizer.
42:13He should use butter.
42:15No. No. Not butter.
42:16He should drink it for a year and a half or two years.
42:18No. No. No.
42:19Let him rub it on his face with lotion.
42:22He is a stupid man.
42:24He has found a house after dying five times.
42:26Then he is worried.
42:27I told him that he has found a house after dying five times.
42:29Then he is worried.
42:30He said that it was my son-in-law's plot.
42:34Let's go to Shahroz and see which parody song he has brought today.
42:38Over to you, Shahroz.
42:45Very good. Very good.
42:48Viewers, this was today's show.
42:49We will meet you in the next show.
42:51Take good care of yourselves.
42:53Goodbye.