00:00You made it, okay?
00:02It's not like a harbour.
00:03It's sort of nature's harbour.
00:04Welcome to Wallace Island.
00:05No, no, no, no, no!
00:08Did you sell rice?
00:09My fire got wet.
00:10We've got pasta.
00:11Has to be rice, apparently.
00:13Oh, you've got rice pudding, look.
00:14Rice pudding definitely won't work.
00:16Well, not with that attitude.
00:17No, it won't.
00:18You know, it isn't the great Herb McGuire.
00:21Coming all the way out here without your roadies,
00:23which brings me up to the thorny issue of payment.
00:27Where will the audience be?
00:28You said there'd be a hundred.
00:29I said less than a hundred.
00:31Is it just you?
00:32Yeah.
00:33Right.
00:34I'm literally playing to one guy.
00:36I'm going to have to take out a restraining order.
00:38Can you shut the door?
00:39Absolutely.
00:41No, I meant...
00:42Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, Herb.
00:44I'm not really used to having guests.
00:46So, what happened with you and Nell Mortimer?
00:49When was the last time you played together?
00:51I'm quite a private person, to be honest.
00:53I know you are.
00:54But go on, what happened?
00:56Do you invite Nell?
00:57Yeah, she's with Michael.
00:58Michael? Who's Michael?
00:59Her husband.
01:00Oh, shit.
01:01In a good way?
01:02You knew I was coming, right?
01:05Yeah.
01:06Yeah.
01:08I didn't really listen to your songs back in the day.
01:10Is this my guitar?
01:11Yeah, I got that at auction.
01:12Oh, wow, you are a fan.
01:13My favorite is always McGuire Mortimer.
01:15Your music changed everything.
01:18Herb.
01:19He's gone to get his guitar.
01:20Oh, has he?
01:21Has he?
01:22Ah.
01:29Oh, no.
01:30That's lovely, isn't it?
01:31Just take it in, Charles.
01:32Take it in, drink it in.
01:33Glug, glug.
01:35Water, water everywhere.
01:36Can we just please appreciate this damn sunset?
01:45I know you miss this.
01:46I miss our music.
01:51A hell of a serve you've got in you.
01:52I've nowhere to play with,
01:53so the only thing I can practice is the old serve.
01:57Ah!
01:58See, this is the issue.
01:59Honey!
02:00You love the past, but it's gone now.
02:03You've ruined my life.
02:04I wish you'd stop saying that.
02:05One day, we might wake up hungover
02:07with two-thirds of Diddley's squats behind me.
02:09No!
02:10But we'll always have this island
02:12and your beautiful music.
02:15Wowzers in your trousers.
02:16Shh.
02:17Yeah, the waves.
02:18No, shh.
02:19Like, shut up.
02:20Don't say anything.
02:21Yeah.
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