Damage Control | show | 2023 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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00:00Did you know that crude oil is a totally natural, organic by-product of dinosaurs?

00:12Mhmm.

00:13Isn't that amazing?

00:14Goddammit.

00:15Howdy folks, I'm Screen Legend Dick West.

00:38Did you know that back in the Wild West, people rode around on horses?

00:43Isn't that stupid?

00:44It was like owning a car.

00:45They had a bad attitude.

00:46And shit all the time.

00:47When a horse broke down, you or some other asshole would have to shoot it in the parking

00:48lot.

00:49Cause horses can't be fixed.

00:50That's right, folks.

00:51The only way to handle a horse that stops running is to blow its head off.

00:52Mhmm.

00:53That didn't happen that often, though.

00:54Cause horses only lived like 25 years.

00:55So, you know what?

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02:37Well folks, that's all for now.

02:39I hope you learned a lot.

02:41If you've got any questions, try to find me.

02:44I'll be getting drunk somewhere and passing out somewhere else.

02:50Sober time is over.

02:55Goddammit.

02:56Why is there a goddamn rooster?

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